Super satda, Bruce's Noocarsuw v Dyche's Burnley

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Ohhhh. Joe Ellington bullet head stopped by Pope

 

[Howmanheyman 33267]

1 minute ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

We voted leave mate, europe and their fancy grammar can stay on the continent.

Aye, fuck them and the Chinese virus as well. 🇱🇷🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇮🇱🇬🇧🇱🇷🇬🇧

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Yellow for Tarkowski but, but, he never took his eyes off the ball.He hasn’t got eyes in the back of his head !!!

[Howmanheyman 33267]

Just now, essembeeofsunderland said:

Yellow for Tarkowski but, but, he never took his eyes off the ball.He hasn’t got eyes in the back of his head !!!

Never been the same since 1812.

[Howmanheyman 33267]

Players coming back from injury in injury shocker!!!!

[Howmanheyman 33267]

Hendrick's shot. 

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

Direct quite from BBC website;

 

“Sean Dyche is wearing an excellent coat but he's really not a happy man at all. He's exasperated down there. Exasperated and soaked through. Wetter than an otter's pocket.”

 

Do you think they realise they’ve just called him a cunt? 

[247 597]

ASM is getting a fucking kicking, what a vile team Burnley are 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I took ASM out of my fantasy team, Covid Nineteam, and he scores. Typical. Sterling too.

 

[Elasticarseholemagpies 0]

You slags fancy staying on your feet. Give it big licks going for the ball yet when you have it your dropped like a tarts knickers.

[Howmanheyman 33267]

3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

I took ASM out of my fantasy team, Covid Nineteam, and he scores. Typical. Sterling too.

 

If I had a team I'd call it 'Kim's Panties' after the Eldon Square five a side team that used to feature in the Ronny Gill's league table on a Thursday night.

[Polarboy 2311]

We've actually played alright in that first half. Having said that Burnley have been shite and we've only had two shots on target.

[Howmanheyman 33267]

Just now, Elasticarseholemagpies said:

You slags fancy staying on your feet. Give it big licks going for the ball yet when you have it your dropped like a tarts knickers.

Alreet, Danny Dyer.

[OTF 7297]

1 minute ago, 247 said:

ASM is getting a fucking kicking, what a vile team Burnley are 

100% told to go out there and give him a buffeting, which makes it all the more sweeter that he scored and has basically mugged them off all game.

[Elasticarseholemagpies 0]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Alreet, Danny Dyer.

Agreed, ant and/or dec

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

If I had a team I'd call it 'Kim's Panties' after the Eldon Square five a side team that used to feature in the Ronny Gill's league table on a Thursday night.

 

Careful, j69 will be sliding into your dms

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

1 minute ago, Elasticarseholemagpies said:

Agreed, ant and/or dec

 

Ouch. He's actually shorter than both!

[Isegrim 9798]

Paleozoic United leading FC Mezozoic 1-0

[Howmanheyman 33267]

2 minutes ago, Elasticarseholemagpies said:

Agreed, ant and/or dec

 

[Dr Gloom 21950]

5 minutes ago, Elasticarseholemagpies said:

You slags fancy staying on your feet. Give it big licks going for the ball yet when you have it your dropped like a tarts knickers.

 

[Elasticarseholemagpies 0]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

 

Not really a come back is it? A 10 year old gif. 

[Dr Gloom 21950]

5 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

We've actually played alright in that first half. Having said that Burnley have been shite and we've only had two shots on target.

Time to roll out the old cliches - you have to score when you’re on top. Wilson and Hendrick both guilty of missing shockers. Joelinton fluffed his chance too, but that’s to be expected. If it’s still 1-0 at 70 minutes I can see us retreating and getting nervy 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I worked in Burnley about 15 years ago, glazed an extension to the hospital. Stayed in a hotel on a roundabout right next to Turf Moor. I can honestly say the place has NO redeeming qualities whatsoever.

[Dr Gloom 21950]

Just now, Elasticarseholemagpies said:

Not really a come back is it? A 10 year old gif. 

Your banter meanwhile is first class. Keep up the good work 

[Elasticarseholemagpies 0]

Just now, TheGingerQuiff said:

I worked in Burnley about 15 years ago, glazed an extension to the hospital. Stayed in a hotel on a roundabout right next to Turf Moor. I can honestly say the place has NO redeeming qualities whatsoever.

There's no roundabout near the turf you fucking doughnut.