Seagulls v Magpies 20 June at The Amex. 6pm KO if you can be bothered to watch it's on Sky1 and Sky sports

[Tom 14011]

Bruce deserves credit.

[Tom 14011]

Kieron Dyer needs a square meal. The man looks ill.

[Isegrim 9741]

28 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Fuck me, Souness and Dyer aren’t half talking some shite here 

How god could waste a whole brain cell on two individuals, I can’t understand.

[Howay 12496]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Bruce deserves credit.

 

The pundits just know so much about football. Take Dyer for instance, he literally played in NUFC sides that had higher points tally’s and he still comes out with this fucking gibberish. 

[ewerk 30393]

I mean I’m all for positive discrimination in the football industry but employing Kieron Dyer for his insights is just taking it too far.

[OTF 7287]

All time classic match this, looking forward to the blu-ray release.

[OTF 7287]

3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

They keep firing out all these negative stats and records about our team and they still can’t connect the dots that the manager is shit  

 

Utter nonsense, Bruce has taken us to a record premier league points total despite being loaded with the burden of a team who can't pass the ball, leak soft goals, don't know where they're supposed to be playing, always get injured, don't create chances, and look just plain dog-shit and completely clueless most of the time. It's just lucky we've got Brucie at a time like this.

 

[Ugly Mackems 133]

Both on the beach. Utter shit. But 44 points with that shite is a fairly decent return with what he inherited and had thrust upon him. 

 

Lets hope the days of chancers as managers are (about to be) over. 

[Kitman 2204]

I take my hat off to anyone who’s sat through this match. Just the stats - 38% possession, one shot on goal - indicate why NUFC under Ashley are such a joyless waste of time. Everything about the club including Bruce says mediocrity and boredom. It’s impossible to muster a single fuck about, well, anything.

 

We’re now at the Lonsdale/Slazenger end of the spectrum that everyone predicted would happen under Ashley’s ownership. He’s fucked NUFC brand to the point where we’re completely hollowed out. Does anyone give a fuck from one week to the next about the football? Or what Kieron Dyer has to say? Or what Bruce’s plans are for the team, or who we’re going to sign next season?
 

Take away the annual relegation drama and there’s very little of any interest.  It’s all so boring. Bruce is the perfect manager for Ashley’s NUFC, wittering on in that strange high pitched voice about how nothing’s his fault and what a great job he’s done. Whatever Steve.

[RobinRobin 11192]

5 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Both on the beach. Utter shit. But 44 points with that shite is a fairly decent return with what he inherited and had thrust upon him. 

 

Lets hope the days of chancers as managers are (about to be) over. 

Fuck off!

Edited July 21, 2020 by RobinRobin

[NJS 4375]

7 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Both on the beach. Utter shit. But 44 points with that shite is a fairly decent return with what he inherited and had thrust upon him. 

 

Lets hope the days of chancers as managers are (about to be) over. 

Why do you ignore the 80m spent on players last summer - an amount about 10 times anything spent after promotion under Benitez?

 

Just because Joelinton is shit and they were "thrust upon him" it doesn't negate the point.

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

8 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Both on the beach. Utter shit. But 44 points with that shite is a fairly decent return with what he inherited and had thrust upon him. 

 

Lets hope the days of chancers as managers are (about to be) over. 

 

[Alex 34951]

8 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Both on the beach. Utter shit. But 44 points with that shite is a fairly decent return with what he inherited and had thrust upon him. 

 

Lets hope the days of chancers as managers are (about to be) over. 

Fair play, making Luke Edwards look sensible was no mean feat but doing the same with Kieron Dyer is taking it up a notch 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

9 hours ago, Howay said:

 

The pundits just know so much about football. Take Dyer for instance, he literally played in NUFC sides that had higher points tally’s and he still comes out with this fucking gibberish. 

He’s clearly a dim-witted man. But I don’t really understand what Dyer has against us. He made his name playing for Newcastle, where he  played the best football of his career, but talks total shite about the club and fans as a pundit, and seems to have no admiration or respect for us at all. Same goes for Craig Bellamy, who I loved as a player but can’t stand as a pundit when it comes to Newcastle.

[Alex 34951]

Bramble is the same. I think it’s easier for them to blame the fans for their shortcomings than to admit how disrespectful they were to SBR (for example). Bellamy especially has done a complete history rewrite on that score. 

[Alex 34951]

9 hours ago, OTF said:

 

Utter nonsense, Bruce has taken us to a record premier league points total despite being loaded with the burden of a team who can't pass the ball, leak soft goals, don't know where they're supposed to be playing, always get injured, don't create chances, and look just plain dog-shit and completely clueless most of the time. It's just lucky we've got Brucie at a time like this.

 

The manager deserves enormous credit. Even if we lose to Liverpool it’ll be our highest points total ever under Steve Bruce. 

Edited July 21, 2020 by Alex

[ewerk 30393]

What do Dyer, Bellamy and Bramble all have in common? They're thick as fuck. There's no capacity for independent thought, they'll just repeat what the person just before them has said. Jenas from the same group of players is virtually MENSA standard in comparison.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

What do Dyer, Bellamy and Bramble all have in common? They're thick as fuck. There's no capacity for independent thought, they'll just repeat what the person just before them has said. Jenas from the same group of players is virtually MENSA standard in comparison.

 

 

Aren't Dyer and Bramble both playing in a veterans league now? Same team as Carlos Edwards I read not too long ago with Bramble's brother the manager 

 

Anyway, no-one has mentioned Carrol's sitter that is usually meat and drink to him. It summed up the past few games. 

Edited July 21, 2020 by Anorthernsoul

[David Kelly 1224]

I think the sheer boredom of the game made everyone forget that Carroll had actually had that chance.

 

It's hard to pay any attention to the matches now.  Absolute dross football being played by a club that has no interest in doing anything in a sporting sense playing in front of no fans.  I went to the pub to watch it with my mates and ended up discussing strikers from 90's Italian football for about half of the match.  It was difficult to even turn my head to watch the match.

[Tom 14011]

5 hours ago, ewerk said:

What do Dyer, Bellamy and Bramble all have in common? They're thick as fuck. There's no capacity for independent thought, they'll just repeat what the person just before them has said. Jenas from the same group of players is virtually MENSA standard in comparison.

Jenas has said his piece before mind but he was so spectacularly shot down by Shearer he never piped up again.

[David Kelly 1224]

It's noticeable that's it's all players who's career he ended somewhat badly that spout shit.  You never hear Ferdinand, Lee or Given say anything other than positive things about us.  That's because they got on with their football as oppose to acting like fucking children down the quayside and getting up to unsavoury things in hotel rooms like these twats.

[Alex 34951]

4 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

 

Aren't Dyer and Bramble both playing in a veterans league now? Same team as Carlos Edwards I read not too long ago with Bramble's brother the manager 

 

Anyway, no-one has mentioned Carrol's sitter that is usually meat and drink to him. It summed up the past few games. 

What qualifies as a ‘veteran’ like (not you essembee)? Bramble’s not even 40 

[Alex 34951]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Jenas has said his piece before mind but he was so spectacularly shot down by Shearer he never piped up again.

Aye, forgot about that  

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

What qualifies as a ‘veteran’ like (not you essembee)? Bramble’s not even 40 

 

 

Over 35's according to this article.

 

https://www.eadt.co.uk/sport/story-of-whitton-united-s-star-studded-veterans-side-1-6622497

[Dr Gloom 21868]

i'd probably end up getting into unsavoury things in hotel rooms too if i was 25 and getting paid £50k a week to play football.