Seagulls v Magpies 20 June at The Amex. 6pm KO if you can be bothered to watch it's on Sky1 and Sky sports

[Tdansmith 3259]

 

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

[Isegrim 9775]

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think bacon sarnies will be thrown in the sea.

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think pickled onion Monster Munch will be thrown in the sea.

Bruced your post. 

[Sonatine 11377]

2 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think the bloated, booze ridden corpse of a faux Geordie will be thrown in the sea.

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

[Alex 35082]

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one? 

[Dr Gloom 21923]

this football season needs to be put out of its misery 

[Tdansmith 3259]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one? 

if he can head a ball bruce might well give him a start in defence 

[Howay 12496]

7 minutes ago, Alex said:

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one? 

He’s too busy getting himself excited at the prospect of the takeover not going through. 
 

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

[spongebob toonpants 3996]

Bit of a sickener this one for me. I've got the free top of the range corporate package for 4 tickets sitting unusable in my inbox as we speak.

Did it last year and it really was a fantastic day out. Possibly the drunkest I've ever been in a football stadium by the end

[Ayatollah Hermione 13867]

Andy Carroll to play centre half and be involved in the rearguard action to earn us  a famous 0-0 draw

[Toonpack 9405]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Andy Carroll to play centre half and be involved in the rearguard action to earn us  a famous 0-0 draw

He'll score an own goal

[Meenzer 15526]

39 minutes ago, Alex said:

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one? 

 

He'll decide at full-time

 

[Isegrim 9775]

24 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

He'll decide at full-time

 

He should consider moving to Saudi Arabia. Easiest excuse ever.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

He’s too busy getting himself excited at the prospect of the takeover not going through. 
 

 

 

Riddle me this

Riddle me that

Which luke the Journalist

Is the world's biggest twat.

[Dr Gloom 21923]

roses are red

begonias are pink

luke edwards 

needs to see a shrink

[Ugly Mackems 133]

Were on the beach already! Easy defeat. 

 

[Diego21 2135]

 

 

Never Forget.

[ewerk 30610]

 

[Isegrim 9775]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Were on the beach already! Easy defeat. 

 

At least they are building sand castles, Rafa would make think how to murder football.

[Monkeys Fist 42444]

1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Were on the beach already! Easy defeat. 

 

Labour Club? 

[Kid Dynamite 7027]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

Any news on whether Luke Edwards is watching this one? 

 

 

Its literally his fucking job to watch Newcastle games 

[Isegrim 9775]

He is covering the whole north, he is certainly busy checking how Penrith are doing...