Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 It's been a while since I first enjoyed my inaugural muff dive but it is one of my happier moments in life. I took to it like a fish to water, after an hour or so my tongue began to hurt a bit but by then the hard work had been done and she was as moist as Wacky is behind the ears. A pleasant aroma eminating from the oriface in question certainly helped. Overall = A resounding success! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Trying to prove a point? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 6, 2006 Author Share Posted February 6, 2006 Trying to prove a point? 89777[/snapback] Nothing other than I like the taste of flange and that I am gifted in the way of the tongue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Worse than the tales of Sol Campbell's womanising (as exposed by Saturday's Sun) in papering over the cracks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 I fucking love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 Worse than the tales of Sol Campbell's womanising (as exposed by Saturday's Sun) in papering over the cracks. 89787[/snapback] That's what I'm thinking, the lady doth protest too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 6, 2006 Share Posted February 6, 2006 From the Chinese at the bottom of Welbeck Rd, bit pissed off tbh considering I'd ordered deep fried crispy beef. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 From the Chinese at the bottom of Welbeck Rd, bit pissed off tbh considering I'd ordered deep fried crispy beef . 89926[/snapback] Another euphemism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... 89873[/snapback] Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you! I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... 89873[/snapback] Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you! I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. 90126[/snapback] Like a chipolata up Northumberland st tbh...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth Operator 10 Posted February 7, 2006 Author Share Posted February 7, 2006 A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... 89873[/snapback] Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you! I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. 90126[/snapback] Like a chipolata up Northumberland st tbh...... 90303[/snapback] It's all the Felling fella fucking you've been doing since you were 9 that's done the damage IMO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 7, 2006 Share Posted February 7, 2006 A giraffe has an eighteen inch tongue....... 89873[/snapback] Well if you've got the fanny to take that then good luck to you! I'm sure your Hippo's yawn and the giraffe's tongue would go well together. 90126[/snapback] Like a chipolata up Northumberland st tbh...... 90303[/snapback] It's all the Felling fella fucking you've been doing since you were 9 that's done the damage IMO! 90318[/snapback] Majority of them were Toon lads........they couldn't afford the treble gin n lime in the Felling !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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