CarltheScouser 0 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 As there now appears to be a Premier League Provisional Restart Date, I guess that will put an end to Newcastle's all time record of going 3 months in one season without dropping a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 (edited) Can everyone pause for a minute’s silence please? Edited June 6, 2020 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4251 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Ah the famous scouse wit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Is he any relation to tough-guy-mick or one-punch-Mick, whatever the fuck he was called? Tell me Carl, do you have any opinions on Cheryl Cole or the black-eyed-peas, particularly the black male members of the group? Have you ever been a professional comedian on a cruise ship? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Is Top-Holidays your own company Carl? Just it must be fucking tiny, as it’s not showing up on google.… unless it’s gone bust, which would be a crying fucking shame. Shall we set the Irish Bulldog on him? @Ant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Yes, Einstein has signed up with his work email. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Yes, Einstein has signed up with his work email. "Did I tell you the one about Newcastle going unbeaten in the Corona pandemic? Never dropped a point in three months. I tell you what, that Cheryl Cole likes the black looking fellas don't she, though? Black-eyed peas will be well in there, lad! By the way, if you want to book a holiday, don't use bottom-holidays, don't even use middle-holidays, no, book with peace of mind with Top-holidays! There's a pamphlet on your seat, ladies and gentlemen." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 When did Ken Dodd fuck Alexei Sayle? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 47 minutes ago, CarltheScouser said: As there now appears to be a Premier League Provisional Restart Date, I guess that will put an end to Newcastle's all time record of going 3 months in one season without dropping a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33221 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: When did Ken Dodd fuck Alexei Sayle? It's Sayle's character, 'Bobby Chariot'. Was forced to sleep in his Jag after he split from his missus or something? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42449 Posted June 6, 2020 Share Posted June 6, 2020 Lovely suit, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Martin Lewis link to all the fixtures so far and the 33 you can watch for free. https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/2020/06/over-a-third-of-this-season-s-premier-league-games-to-be-free-to/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 I've got a bunch of accumulators that look like being saved by the virus. All the L1 and L2 legs that looked like losing have been voided, leaving only Championship and PL legs that look like winning. About £800 on the line if Leeds can hold it together and get promoted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: About £800 on the line if Leeds can hold it together and get promoted. Can I give you the 5 quid you're going to lose on the bet for this not to happen? No one wants those cunts back in the top flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 I fucking do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3355 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I fucking do! No you fucking don't. You just want the 800 quid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35083 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Gemmill, I bet you haven’t got the bottle to put all £800 on Leeds getting relegated next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13869 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Knew it. Soft as shite. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44881 Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 Let's see if I even end up with the 800 first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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