TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 £20m on a couple of relegated attacking players isn't ambitious. We've signed them because they're cheap and on the back of a bad season. The Lewis signing does seem to be costlier than we'd normally be willing to pay for that kind of player though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3353 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: The Lewis signing does seem to be costlier than we'd normally be willing to pay for that kind of player though. Not really, he's young and highly rated - the fat man will be looking for a quick turnover at the end of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Just now, sammynb said: Not really, he's young and highly rated - the fat man will be looking for a quick turnover at the end of the season. He's also our most expensive defender ever so I stand by my point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 We've had similar outlays before but they've usually been on dogshit from France or Belgium. This time, it's more optimistic because we're getting players we've all actually seen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 So apparently we now have a 30 man squad and need rid of 5 players, 7 if Bruce gets his defender and striker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: We've had similar outlays before but they've usually been on dogshit from France or Belgium. This time, it's more optimistic because we're getting players we've all actually seen. For every Cabaye, there has been at least three in the Cabella/Thauvin/Marveaux mould Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: For every Cabaye, there has been at least three in the Cabella/Thauvin/Marveaux mould Amalfitano, Gouffran, Haidara, Obertan, Riviere, Mbiwa, Saivet Weve spent a fortune on French players who are championship standard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30370 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Amalfitano, Gouffran, Haidara, Obertan, Riviere, Mbiwa, Saivet Weve spent a fortune on French players who are championship standard On average they cost £4m each, their nationality has fuck all to do with it, more to do with the fact we were forced to rummage round the bargain bin for anything we could find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) We should be comparing ourselves with other clubs not previous windows Edited September 8, 2020 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 30 minutes ago, Alex said: We should be comparing ourselves with other clubs not previous windows We're unquestionably a comparative shit stain by that metric 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 To be fair, we’re having a better window that West Ham but that’s hardly a difficult hurdle to clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: To be fair, we’re having a better window that West Ham but that’s hardly a difficult hurdle to clear The dildo sellers along with that fuckin Tory cow are easily as bad if not worse than Ashley. They basically sub contract recruitment out to agents. Lots of clubs are a grey area in that regard but there’s no one on the board who has ever been paid to kick a football but they’re trusting similarly unqualified agents to bring players in and then telling whichever sap is managing them to get on with it. That’s not geared to success, that’s geared towards stuffing money from tv deals into the back pockets of spivs. At least we had Carr who had played and was a respected scout. Pity he was a bent bastard too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted September 8, 2020 Author Share Posted September 8, 2020 Selling Diangana at the drop of a hat to a Premier League rival is pure Ashley. Especially 4 days before the start of the season with no replacement except a wantaway Felipe Anderson. I can’t say I’m that gutted like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30370 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: The dildo sellers along with that fuckin Tory cow are easily as bad if not worse than Ashley. They basically sub contract recruitment out to agents. Lots of clubs are a grey area in that regard but there’s no one on the board who has ever been paid to kick a football but they’re trusting similarly unqualified agents to bring players in and then telling whichever sap is managing them to get on with it. That’s not geared to success, that’s geared towards stuffing money from tv deals into the back pockets of spivs. At least we had Carr who had played and was a respected scout. Pity he was a bent bastard too. It's the 'West Ham way'©. Edited September 8, 2020 by ewerk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 37 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Selling Diangana at the drop of a hat to a Premier League rival is pure Ashley. Especially 4 days before the start of the season with no replacement except a wantaway Felipe Anderson. I can’t say I’m that gutted like It’s a move to earn fees for agents. Not suggesting for a minute people at West Ham would benefit too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Their aren’t many at the top of the game as bad as Ashley but those crooks at West Ham are far, far worse. They even robbed their stadium from the taxpayer. “Baroness” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3353 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 (edited) Does it really matter who we bring in with cabbage head in charge? We could get Messi and it would still be Shelvey starting every game in the middle, spraying the ball around to no one like a mid-western highschool quarterback and bacon sandwiches! Edited September 8, 2020 by sammynb 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 I have no idea about this lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 7 hours ago, PaddockLad said: The dildo sellers along with that fuckin Tory cow are easily as bad if not worse than Ashley. They basically sub contract recruitment out to agents. Lots of clubs are a grey area in that regard but there’s no one on the board who has ever been paid to kick a football but they’re trusting similarly unqualified agents to bring players in and then telling whichever sap is managing them to get on with it. That’s not geared to success, that’s geared towards stuffing money from tv deals into the back pockets of spivs. At least we had Carr who had played and was a respected scout. Pity he was a bent bastard too. Well that explains Alan. Reported. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 42 minutes ago, Tom said: I have no idea about this lad. Through the fool proof method of watching YouTube clips I can tell you that we have a very tidy, quick, athletic, good reader of the game, great tackler and crosser, and if he wasn't already a NI international a future England international. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Three signings in two days. This doesn’t feel right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 10 hours ago, Alex said: We should be comparing ourselves with other clubs not previous windows Sorry boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2311 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Bruce is looking a bit peaky from all the excitement as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Pua cowie jawww 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 8, 2020 Share Posted September 8, 2020 Twitter reckons the takeover is back on Might explain why Fraser, Wilson and Lewis have all agreed to fight relegation with Steve Bruce rather than go to other clubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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