Dr Gloom 22185 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 like a new signing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 22 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Maybe UM is just a clinically obese alcoholic chancing his way through life and that’s why he likes Bruce Well, i like a shandy when i'm parched. Did ewerk not dispel the myth regarding Bruce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: like a new signing Who spent £10m on this useless twat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31226 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said: Well, i like a shandy when i'm parched. Did ewerk not dispel the myth regarding Bruce? Rent free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Ugly Mackems said: Who spent £10m on this useless twat? Who spent £10m on this useless twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6785 Posted August 24, 2020 Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) I completely forgot about him. Might be useful to give him a 1 year extension so he can help us out in the championship next season Edited August 24, 2020 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Bruce yesterday "Dwight looks in tip top shape"..........today, *pulls hamstring * 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 I wonder if MesI fancies a challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3517 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 35 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I wonder if MesI fancies a challenge Fucking hell imagine Cabbageheed managing Messi. "Pass it to Leo, pass it to Leo! Get in there son." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Looks like the rest of the Premier League are having a whale of a time linking themselves with all sorts of players and then trying to sign them. Newcastle and Burnley just sit their watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Big Joe missing (I know) & Little Dwight knackered. That just leaves Big Andy as the main striker & he can barely play 45 minutes. I wonder if theres anyone out there that could improve the team ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 we played with a false 9 all of last season so it'll be nothing new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Big Andy hasn't scored a Premiership goal for 29 months apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3403 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 On 24/08/2020 at 11:43, Ugly Mackems said: Who spent £10m on this useless twat? Are you a real person or just a cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted August 26, 2020 Author Share Posted August 26, 2020 Would like to see Messi in England, just to watch Dummett mark him out of the game 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 54 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Would like to see Messi in England, just to watch Dummett mark him out of the game Dummet would have to wear brown shorts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ugly Mackems 134 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Dougle said: Are you a real person or just a cunt? Good day Dougle. You disagree he's shit or the realization of who bought him got your hackles up somewhat? £10 whole millions straight down the shitpan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl 175 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 Surprised Saint Maxim not linked with anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 48 minutes ago, Carl said: Surprised Saint Maxim not linked with anyone Arsenal will no doubt make ashley an offer he won't refuse on the last day of the transfer window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4385 Posted August 26, 2020 Share Posted August 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Ugly Mackems said: Good day Dougle. You disagree he's shit or the realization of who bought him got your hackles up somewhat? £10 whole millions straight down the shitpan! Who is your favourite NUFC manager? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11597 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 On 20/08/2020 at 01:02, Carl said: So that's a maximum of two players that another club doesn't want? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Absolutely marvelous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted August 27, 2020 Share Posted August 27, 2020 Newcastle United official statement on Martin Dubravka injury: ‘Newcastle United goalkeeper Martin Dúbravka will miss the start of the 2020/21 Premier League season after suffering a heel injury. The 31-year-old is likely to be sidelined for several weeks (8weeks) meaning he will also miss Slovakia’s UEFA Nations League fixtures against Czech Republic and Israel next month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted August 27, 2020 Author Share Posted August 27, 2020 Troy Deeney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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