MrBass 3045 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: i always suspected you liked being under another man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 what a time to be alive Gossip: Newcastle linked with £135m trio of signings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 i don't know or care if there's any truth in any of that but i'm loving those headlines 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14083 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Get used to it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22872 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22872 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Apparently Burnley are after that Fofana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16446 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Apparently Burnley are after that Fofana We should let them sign him then trigger his release clause the next day. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14671 Posted January 13, 2022 Author Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) Apparently we’re going to triple that Carlos’ salary and now he’s getting tetchy. Yes, that’s the stuff, chuck that fucking money about, Mandy. Edited January 13, 2022 by Ayatollah Hermione 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22872 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Apparently Burnley are after that Fofana There's one thing we can be almost sure of, and that's if we want a player Burnley aren't going to beat us to him. We can offer far more wages than they can ever dream of for a start obviously. It would be amusing if he talks to them and then we come in Johnny big balls and helicopter him up to us. This of course is assuming we even want him as our first choice in that midfield position. Haidara seems to be the dream move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 49968 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Aye no one is picking Turf Moor over SJP. Unless they're a paedophile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Fuck sake man, imagine worrying the club that currently sits 2nd in La Liga, who will be 2 points off top spot if they win their game in hand. Meanwhile we are 19th and were being told by Gabby Agbonlahor that money doesn’t matter players won’t go It still doesn’t feel real. Going from Ashley to this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 1000 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Aye no one is picking Turf Moor over SJP. Unless they're a paedophile. Adam Johnson is a free agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 18 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Apparently Burnley are after that Fofana 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19013 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: 🙏 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Not only did we rob Burnley’s most prolific goal scorer, they have now been linked with Luuk de Jong as his replacement 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 In fairness de Jong wasn't as bad as Pardew helped him look. He was never a number 10 which is basically where he was played when he was here. He's one of those players where you have to basically set up your team to service him, and then he'll get goals, but it's highly debatable whether he's worth the hassle. I wouldn't bet against Dyche getting a tune out of him given the way Burnley play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
247 597 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 I know he’s had a decent record in the Dutch league, less so at Sevilla. Just seems a really odd name to be linked with Burnley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23642 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 which one was he again? the shite de jong or the even shitter de jong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 He's the one who didn't get a collapsed lung and nearly have his eye pocked out of his head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 36720 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: which one was he again? the shite de jong or the even shitter de jong? CF as opposed to the no. 10 iirc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33223 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: which one was he again? the shite de jong or the even shitter de jong? He's Barcelona's De Jong. And every week he seems to pop up on Twitter missing another sitter for them. Newcastle should be offering to cover his transfer fee if that's who Burnley think is going to score the goals to get them out of trouble. Edited January 13, 2022 by ewerk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36598 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Apparently Burnley are after that Fofana Fofana? "Uvavuuuu!" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 36598 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Fofana and the flower tots, now appearing at all good premier league grounds near you.* *Approximately 13 miles near you if find yourself temporarily ensconced in the lower leagues for a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22872 Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 Apparently the deal with Carlos is v close. They want more upfront where we want it spread for FFP. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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