PaddockLad 19528 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 09:28, t00nraider2 said: Wiz ye naar iz probz reet, diff pubz diff rulz fair nuff ye naar but keep it saved fi ya wank material though lmfao chump. Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12227 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37707 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 09:28, t00nraider2 said: Wiz ye naar iz probz reet, diff pubz diff rulz fair nuff ye naar but keep it saved fi ya wank material though lmfao chump. Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3805 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t00nraider2 41 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Level of interlect as high as ever. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37707 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 11:31, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Expand You don't say? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12227 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52076 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 11:31, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46118 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 11:31, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Expand Did you forget to sign in on your Clarko account? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14208 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 I would love Lingard. Purely because he’s an absolute bellend. A proper comic book modern footballer, we’re going to need them if we’re ever to be truly unbearable. “J-Lingz bought £8m diamond encrusted Ferrari AFTER penalty miss & told fan “it’s sound fan, merked!” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46118 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 14:51, Tom said: I would love Lingard. Purely because he’s an absolute bellend. A proper comic book modern footballer, we’re going to need them if we’re ever to be truly unbearable. “J-Lingz bought £8m diamond encrusted Ferrari AFTER penalty miss & told fan “it’s sound fan, merked!” Expand We should bring back Dutty Custard as Director of Arseholery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12227 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 14:55, Monkeys Fist said: We should bring back Dutty Custard as Director of Arseholery. Expand Put him in charge of transfers, he can put his money laundering experience to good use 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14208 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 As well as legal experience He’s also got experience in tricky technical situations like when someone put a raw chicken on the bonnet of his car for seemingly no reason. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46118 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 15:08, Tom said: As well as legal experience He’s also got experience in tricky technical situations like when someone put a raw chicken on the bonnet of his car for seemingly no reason. Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37707 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 Remember the time Knacker Nile nearly knocked over MF and the family and MF was foaming shouting, 'It's alright, Nile, we should've got off the road quicker, great game the other day, Nile. You never stopped, nice meeting you, good luck for the rest of the season, mate! Any chance of a selfie, Nile? Nah, it's alright, we're a bit busy too to be honest, mate. Cheers, Nile!' 😉 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10692 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 11:31, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Expand Ah, an interlectual Asian. Leported myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46118 Posted December 5, 2021 Share Posted December 5, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 18:27, Howmanheyman said: Remember the time Knacker Nile nearly knocked over MF and the family and MF was foaming shouting, 'It's alright, Nile, we should've got off the road quicker, great game the other day, Nile. You never stopped, nice meeting you, good luck for the rest of the season, mate! Any chance of a selfie, Nile? Nah, it's alright, we're a bit busy too to be honest, mate. Cheers, Nile!' 😉 Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12825 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 05/12/2021 at 11:31, t00nraider2 said: Level of interlect as high as ever. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33978 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 Quote Newcastle finally secured their first victory of the Premier League season on Saturday, a morale-boosting win over Burnley that has lifted them off bottom spot and to within three points of safety. It will raise hopes at St James’ Park that head coach Eddie Howe’s side can avoid relegation from the top flight and potentially helps their recruitment aspirations heading into the January window. They are keen to bolster in a number of areas, most notably defence, and The Athletic has learned that one of their primary targets is the Lille and Netherlands Under-21 centre-back Sven Botman. Botman is regarded among the most promising talents in his position and it may be indicative of Newcastle’s ambition under their new owners that they are exploring the possibility of signing him. The 21-year-old Dutchman joined Lille from Ajax for €8 million in 2020 and helped them end their decade-long wait for a French title, interrupting Paris Saint-Germain’s dominance in the process. With Lille on course to qualify for the Champions League knockout stage, they will be reluctant to sell Botman — who is under contract at Stade Pierre-Mauroy until 2025 — before next summer. That stance might be reinforced by the knowledge that a number of clubs are thought to be keen on acquiring Botman at the end of the current campaign, as opposed to during the winter market. So it is likely to take an exceptional offer to prise him from Lille, but given their well-documented financial problems sources believe that an offer in the region of £40 million could prove sufficient. Newcastle would need to decide whether they are prepared to reach such levels of investment and meet salary demands that are sure to place Botman towards the summit of their pay scale. While the pursuit of options like Botman are being driven by the head of recruitment Steve Nickson, Howe will be heavily involved in the process and is thought to approve of the towering defender. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polarboy 2317 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 If we were to go for Botman I'd like to see us go for a centre half with premier league experience, and more experience in general, as well. A 40m price tag and all that pressure from being put in a team half way through a season of fighting relegation, is unlikely to see him hit the ground running. The rumours about Trippier don't seem to be fading either. It makes sense given he's played under Howe before. Then again even though he's 31 he would perhaps still expect to get a few more years of Champions League level football yet, hence the Man U links from a while back. But perhaps if the noises from the Champions League clubs in England have gone quiet, he'd take a fat late career contract, and a reunion with Eddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24198 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 tripper would be class like. he's my little boy's favourite england player too so he'd be buzzing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16723 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 06/12/2021 at 13:07, Dr Gloom said: tripper would be class like. he's my little boy's favourite england player too so he'd be buzzing Expand I think you mean he'd be tripping 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46118 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 06/12/2021 at 11:50, Polarboy said: If we were to go for Botman … Expand I want this to happen, just to amuse myself seeing fat gammons wondering around the city with “Botman” on the back of their replica tops. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24198 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 06/12/2021 at 13:47, Monkeys Fist said: I want this to happen, just to amuse myself seeing fat gammons wondering around the city with “Botman” on the back of their replica tops. Expand i've always been a botman rather than a titman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46118 Posted December 6, 2021 Share Posted December 6, 2021 On 06/12/2021 at 14:17, Dr Gloom said: i've always been a botman rather than a titman Expand You’ll always be a tit to us, though 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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