Polarboy 2311 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Tom said: I don’t even know who this kid is we’ve signed. A big change is that we’ve nobody worth selling so nobody is scared of losing anyone From what little I've seen Willock is a definite improvement on what we've got in central midfield, at least from an attacking sense, not that it would be a challenge at present. He seems to have that natural timing of arriving in the box at the right time. Of course I won't piss my knickers over him too much until I see him play some minutes for us. Edited February 2, 2021 by Polarboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 7297 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 3 hours ago, Polarboy said: From what little I've seen Willock is a definite improvement on what we've got in central midfield, at least from an attacking sense, not that it would be a challenge at present. He seems to have that natural timing of arriving in the box at the right time. Of course I won't piss my knickers over him too much until I see him play some minutes for us. To be fair most of the time our midfielders need to be arriving in their own defensive box, even with Arsenal's terrible season by their own standards that's not the case there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 18 hours ago, PaddockLad said: From my gooner mate...the fuckin cockney twat.... My Gooner mate says similar. "He's actually very good, I think he'll do well for you". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Fish referring to stuff he’s read on some forum as his ‘mate’ again I see 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 34 minutes ago, Alex said: Fish referring to stuff he’s read on some forum as his ‘mate’ again I see Twat. He is a real friend, he just goes to a different school. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21951 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Like a new signing 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted February 5, 2021 Author Share Posted February 5, 2021 Completely forgot about him It’s even more baffling that he apparently played 18 times last season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 Always thought it was baffling that we signed him after he was average on loan in the championship. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted February 5, 2021 Share Posted February 5, 2021 They love resigning players or extending contracts of players they shouldn't as it saves the hassle of actually going out and spending time and money getting new players. The mediocrity is everywhere at NUFC. It stinks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 (edited) What a motivator Bruce is. Edited February 6, 2021 by Howay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21951 Posted February 6, 2021 Share Posted February 6, 2021 Translation: There was some leftover shite that no one could be arsed to clean up, so we settled for the smaller of the two turds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gman 29 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 BBC Gossip says we've been offered Daniel Sturridge who can sign on a free until the end of the season. But based on the above posts, Atsu took the last space in the squad? So to surmise, I have absolutely no idea why I'm posting this. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 I thought similar about the squad registration when I saw that story, I thought the only way we could register players is if there was some ‘emergency’ dispensation given. Much like the one we should have got when all our goalkeepers were injured, but it turns out that our crack admin team, of Lee Charnley and his favorite pencil case, had registered Karl Darlow before sending him back to Nottingham Forest on loan meaning we technically had a non-injured registered goal keeper on the books, so we had to play Jak Alnwick in nets. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/05/05/harry-kane-makes-interesting-claim-about-newcastle-fans-and-st-james-park/ MLF 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11287 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 16 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said: https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/05/05/harry-kane-makes-interesting-claim-about-newcastle-fans-and-st-james-park/ MLF That's another one their teenage owner won't be buying then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 (edited) Wilson to replace Harry-Kane at Tottenham Remember where you heard it first. Edited May 9, 2021 by essembeeofsunderland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said: Wilson to replace Harry-Kane at Tottenham Remember where you heard it first. BBC2......21.00......2024...... Paxman: "When Harry Kane was transferred to Manchester United in 2022 and was replaced by Callum Wilson from Newcastle United, who first broke the news?" [MAGDALEN, TORRANCE-SMYTH!!] Torrance-Smyth: "Omm, was it BillyMarraFTM on twitter?" Paxman: "Close but wrong, it was essembee on toontastic". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30642 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Was it fuck. When he’s not shooting defenceless animals or trying not to stare at Kirsty Allsopp’s tits our man Phil Spencer has his finger on the pulse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted May 9, 2021 Author Share Posted May 9, 2021 Think Spurs have too many delusions of grandeur to sign Kane’s replacement from a lowly Premier League side. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Think Spurs have too many delusions of grandeur to sign Kane’s replacement from a lowly Premier League side. Dunno like. Liverpool look keen to shift Origi. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted May 19, 2021 Author Share Posted May 19, 2021 Willems coming back apparently. There’s a new line in the sand with our fans; if you think he’s good, you’re a fucking idiot. If you rightfully realise he was shit, then you’re alright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Do you watch our games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Willems coming back apparently. There’s a new line in the sand with our fans; if you think he’s good, you’re a fucking idiot. If you rightfully realise he was shit, then you’re alright On 15/01/2020 at 13:31, Ayatollah Hermione said: Willems. Some decent attacking play doesn’t excuse his nonexistent defensive ability. I agree he’d do a job in midfield though but he’s got Shelvey and the Longstaffs in front of him, I imagine On 08/05/2020 at 14:26, Ayatollah Hermione said: Fernandez, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Dubravka and the Longstaffs are the only ones I could see hanging around a decent squad for a good period of time. I would begrudgingly take Willems for a bit if someone told him that he's allowed to block crosses. I suppose with the right coaching, Lascelles could get back to being the tank of old and he does seem like a very effective on-pitch leader, especially when our backs are against the wall. I'd be willing to give Joelinton another year just to see, as said, if there's any chance he could improve. Plus, he cost 40 million and that's probably enough for most people to try and persist with him for a bit. Give Carroll the "Terry Mac" ceremonial position of putting the bets on and putting the cones out. On 18/01/2020 at 18:12, Ayatollah Hermione said: I apologise to Willems because this Krafth is hilariously out of his depth. I mean ... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 That's hardly glowing praise mind. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted May 19, 2021 Author Share Posted May 19, 2021 Aye, try again next time 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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