strawb 4186 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: No more than two people can congregate in public but 100s of people can mix for nine hours a day in factories. That bit confused me too. A gathering of greater than two people shuts our new build sites and stops a lot of our maintenance work too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32823 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 In two months time: "Hello there, Boris here, in this unprecedented time with a global pandemic still being fought, with the nuclear fallout from ex-President and current inmate at San Jose death row, Donald Trump who accidentally pushed the red button thinking he was getting Fox news instead, through to the invasion of the killer tripod aliens and their attempt to farm humans for their dietary nourishment, I once again call on everyone to stay calm and at home. Non-essential manufacturing workers can use our new interactive map which highlights radio active fallout hotspots, Covid-19 hazard areas as well as alien blindspots where their antennas can't smell human prey to plan their journey to work. Thank you." 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Hopefully the penny will drop now for the people gathering in parks & on beaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, trooper said: Hopefully the penny will drop now for the people gathering in parks & on beaches Well if it doesn't THE FUCKIN HAMMA WILL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 29 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: In two months time: "Hello there, Boris here, in this unprecedented time with a global pandemic still being fought, with the nuclear fallout from ex-President and current inmate at San Jose death row, Donald Trump who accidentally pushed the red button thinking he was getting Fox news instead, through to the invasion of the killer tripod aliens and their attempt to farm humans for their dietary nourishment, I once again call on everyone to stay calm and at home. Non-essential manufacturing workers can use our new interactive map which highlights radio active fallout hotspots, Covid-19 hazard areas as well as alien blindspots where their antennas can't smell human prey to plan their journey to work. Thank you." Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4708 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: Get yourself round to CT's. He's a finger lickin chicken fuckin MUTHAFUCKA chamone heehee! Too late, needed a snack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 LK: crystal clear guidelines. FB (30 seconds later): now we will try and interpret what these guidelines mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Who's LK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Too late, needed a snack. That is a Bernard Matthews freezer job that comes pre-charred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Who's LK? Laura Kuensberg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5186 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Renton said: Laura Kuensberg. Maybe we should just start calling her Goebbels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4708 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: That is a Bernard Matthews freezer job that comes pre-charred. ninja foodi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Here @Renton if your working from home I think I've found a solution for you 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Conflicting advice all over the place on who should be going to work in the morning. Why the fuck would you leave it til 8.30pm to put out such an announcement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32823 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 This was on the government Twitter feed which has now been disabled. As clear as mud and contradicting Johnson's speech. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 33 minutes ago, Ant said: Wee fella had tonsillitis a month ago, I've had it, suz has had it all of us had double dose antibiotics and he didn't totally shift his Queue today 40c temp and needs a course again, he heard the gp mention covid and went into meltdown Grand now like and I'll venture down get his meds in the morning but fuck me what a day between that and work. @NJS I've got all but two off my team wfh both waiting in laptops one in to build them but both have zero priority no critical or vun status, utterly shit saying no change till they get a laptop and to go in, just told my boss no chance that's going keep up, no way they should be in for sake of some laptops and ipads We moved to laptops with hot desking two years ago so we've always been geared for WFH (though we can use citrix through a pc as well). Not everybody is completely setup for home working though - I don't like laptops in general but obviously have fuck off monitors being a geek. Having said that we've now been offered monitors to be couriered if you want one - I suppose like anything wealth matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Conflicting advice all over the place on who should be going to work in the morning. Why the fuck would you leave it til 8.30pm to put out such an announcement? Because they didn’t decide to make it until 8:00pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 23, 2020 Author Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 hour ago, trooper said: It's confusing Master T works for Royal Mail Delivery Office in North Shields. He's going to have to ring his boss in the morning to see if he's wanted in. Postal workers are on the "Key workers" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, Anorthernsoul said: Postal workers are on the "Key workers" list. Cheers mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Looks like Trump's going for the genocide approach rather than lose money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 23, 2020 Author Share Posted March 23, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Fat cunt keeping Sports Direct open... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9737 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 6 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Too late, needed a snack. You should put the tomato on it, It does make a world of a difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 6 hours ago, NJS said: Fat cunt keeping Sports Direct open... Chavs panic buying Lonsdale today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9737 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Chavs panic buying Lonsdale today Best toilet paper available tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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