Coronavirus

[ewerk 31168]

32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Typical Gallic disdain for authoritaaay. 
 

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/french-coronavirus-smurf-world-record.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

 

Hon hee hon, etc. 

Everyone knows that blue has the most anti-oxygens.

[Monkeys Fist 43021]

I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! 
I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. 
 

I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles. 

[Howmanheyman 33781]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! 
I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. 
 

I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles. 

Might pinch that.

[Monkeys Fist 43021]

Go for it- I did. 

[Kid Dynamite 7161]

What’s are the chances of our game being on this weekend? Or at least having fans in attendance? I reckon by Saturday the shit will have really hit the fan 

[Monkeys Fist 43021]

Just now, Kid Dynamite said:

What’s are the chances of our game being on this weekend? Or at least having fans in attendance? I reckon by Saturday the shit will have really hit the fan 

Bruce charged with assault? 

[Kid Dynamite 7161]

That joke is worse than being so bad it’s funny 

[Dr Gloom 22125]

London likely to be in lockdown by Monday 

[Tdansmith 3259]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

London likely to be in lockdown by Monday 

You've got the most appropriate user name ever ! 

[Tdansmith 3259]

Coronavirus outbreak labelled as pandemic by World Health Organization

[Dr Gloom 22125]

1 minute ago, Tdansmith said:

You've got the most appropriate user name ever ! 

a thread worth reading 

[Tdansmith 3259]

4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

a thread worth reading 

Very worrying 

[Renton 21965]

Its fucking ridiculous. Wr know what is going to happen, but sit on our hands. We should be throwing everything at this, NOW.

[Monkeys Fist 43021]

That would mean finding a competent government acting in the best interests of the population. 
 

Haven’t had one of those for a while. 

[Dr Gloom 22125]

Well that’s me done at work until further notice 

[Dr Gloom 22125]

18 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Coronavirus outbreak labelled as pandemic by World Health Organization

Welcome to two weeks ago, WHO

[Monkeys Fist 43021]

24 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Coronavirus outbreak labelled as pandemic by World Health Organization

I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it. 

[Isegrim 9886]

41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it. 

Potus does only use twitter...

[trophyshy 7084]

50 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it. 

Pandas gave it to the bats, tbf.  

[Monkeys Fist 43021]

It’s getting daft now…

 

[Isegrim 9886]

[ewerk 31168]

That is shocking.

[Kid Dynamite 7161]

If the public are told to self isolate for 2 weeks half of the team I work in will suddenly develop a sniffle. Nailed on

[Gemmill 45934]

48 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

If his experience is typical, the official figures are waaayyyy wrong. 

[NJS 4406]

I'm off this week as it happens but have read emails saying they're ramping up the WFH tests at work to 50% on Thursday to 80% on Friday for all digital/IT teams. 

 

There's also a general "maximise remote working" instruction now in place.