ewerk 29211 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Typical Gallic disdain for authoritaaay. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/french-coronavirus-smurf-world-record.html?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Hon hee hon, etc. Everyone knows that blue has the most anti-oxygens. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31168 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: I was in Morrisons at Killingworth earlier and there was still no toilet roll! I went to the customer services desk to ask if they had any in the stock room and got a funny look and a stern “No!”, from the customer bint. I’m normally fairly chilled about stuff, but I was furious, and my mood wasn’t made any lighter when I realised I’d have to hop back to the toilets with my pants round my ankles. Might pinch that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Go for it- I did. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6795 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 What’s are the chances of our game being on this weekend? Or at least having fans in attendance? I reckon by Saturday the shit will have really hit the fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Just now, Kid Dynamite said: What’s are the chances of our game being on this weekend? Or at least having fans in attendance? I reckon by Saturday the shit will have really hit the fan Bruce charged with assault? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6795 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 That joke is worse than being so bad it’s funny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 London likely to be in lockdown by Monday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2854 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: London likely to be in lockdown by Monday You've got the most appropriate user name ever ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2854 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Coronavirus outbreak labelled as pandemic by World Health Organization Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 minute ago, Tdansmith said: You've got the most appropriate user name ever ! a thread worth reading Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2854 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: a thread worth reading Very worrying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Its fucking ridiculous. Wr know what is going to happen, but sit on our hands. We should be throwing everything at this, NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 That would mean finding a competent government acting in the best interests of the population. Haven’t had one of those for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Well that’s me done at work until further notice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 18 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Coronavirus outbreak labelled as pandemic by World Health Organization Welcome to two weeks ago, WHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 24 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Coronavirus outbreak labelled as pandemic by World Health Organization I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9568 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it. Potus does only use twitter... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6979 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 50 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’ll give it an hour before some fucknugget on Facebook is blaming pandas for it. Pandas gave it to the bats, tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 It’s getting daft now… 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9568 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29211 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 That is shocking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6795 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 If the public are told to self isolate for 2 weeks half of the team I work in will suddenly develop a sniffle. Nailed on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42030 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 48 minutes ago, Isegrim said: If his experience is typical, the official figures are waaayyyy wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4227 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I'm off this week as it happens but have read emails saying they're ramping up the WFH tests at work to 50% on Thursday to 80% on Friday for all digital/IT teams. There's also a general "maximise remote working" instruction now in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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