Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Had it for lunch man. Tonight is FIESTA RICE. Try eating this fucker without hearing the Desmond's theme tune in your head. Speaking of hospitals, my pacemaker check letter landed today. 22nd April. Hospitals should be absolutely buzzing by then. Along with your pacemaker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, Alex said: The poor fucker who played him returned to his native Guyana on retiring after the show finished it’s run. He collapsed at the airport and never recovered Oof. Ruined my FIESTA RICE tbh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Renton said: Along with your pacemaker. They're only supposed to last 4 to 5 years. I'm on 8.5 and counting. They'll write books about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Oof. Ruined my FIESTA RICE tbh. and his Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I don't even get the reference. I only watched it for the theme tune and him saying "PORK PIE!" The lass who played Desmond's daughter has sensational legs as I remember...only watched it for her tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 This is doing the rounds.… It’d be nice if half the cunts posting it took heed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Complete lock down of flights coming. All British abroad urged to return immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Aye. It never even occurred to me that there are people currently on holiday btw. Mad as fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Never mind that … civilisation has now officially broken down. Coronavirus: Greggs to close all stores to prevent spread https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51999604 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Get ready for lockdown if the rumours are right 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13835 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Can’t wait to still have to go to work around a load of bamps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 BJ to address the nation at 8:30 PM tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) When I think about what I was up to just month ago, the pace of this is fucking terrifying. First post on here, less than 2 weeks ago. Edited March 23, 2020 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 KFC shutting stores immediately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, trooper said: KFC shutting stores immediately 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 335 UK fatalities. Six fold rise in a week. Horrific arithmetic. Good news that Italian infection rates have dropped for the second day running. What happens when the isolating phase ends though? 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 First they closed McDonald's and I did not speak out because I don't like minging burgers. Next they closed Greggs, and I did not speak out because I'm not a scratter. Then they closed KFC..... FUCK OFF, I love chicken buckets. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Renton said: First they closed McDonald's and I did not speak out because I don't like minging burgers. Next they closed Greggs, and I did not speak out because I'm not a scratter. Then they closed KFC..... FUCK OFF, I love chicken buckets. Get yourself round to CT's. He's a finger lickin chicken fuckin MUTHAFUCKA chamone heehee! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 It’ll take him at least as long as the life of this pandemic to work out which bit the nuggets come from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’ll take him at least as long as the life of this pandemic to work out which bit the nuggets come from. Beaks 'n' toes innit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 https://thepooptool.com 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I don't like the 8:30 press conference. It ruins your evening waiting for the tit. Get it over at 5 so we can pretend that everything is normal in the run up to bedtime. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Peak viewing hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 57 minutes ago, Meenzer said: https://thepooptool.com I've got 36 days worth apparently. Will 12 rolls last 36 days in a 4 person household? I ducking doubt it. Mind, I've only enough food for 3 days so I guess it's possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 No lockdown from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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