Coronavirus

[Renton 21388]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Had it for lunch man. Tonight is FIESTA RICE. Try eating this fucker without hearing the Desmond's theme tune in your head. 

 

Speaking of hospitals, my pacemaker check letter landed today. 22nd April. Hospitals should be absolutely buzzing by then. 

 

Along with your pacemaker. 

[Gemmill 44487]

Just now, Alex said:

The poor fucker who played him returned to his native Guyana on retiring after the show finished it’s run. He collapsed at the airport and never recovered

 

Oof. Ruined my FIESTA RICE tbh. 

[Gemmill 44487]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Along with your pacemaker. 

 

They're only supposed to last 4 to 5 years. I'm on 8.5 and counting. They'll write books about me. 

[Alex 34897]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Oof. Ruined my FIESTA RICE tbh. 

 and his

[PaddockLad 17124]

19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I don't even get the reference. I only watched it for the theme tune and him saying "PORK PIE!" 

 

The lass who played Desmond's daughter has sensational legs as I remember...only watched it for her tbh

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

This is doing the rounds.…

 

It’d be nice if half the cunts posting it took heed. 

[Renton 21388]

Complete lock down of flights coming. All British abroad urged to return immediately. 

[Gemmill 44487]

Aye. It never even occurred to me that there are people currently on holiday btw. Mad as fuck. 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

Never mind that … civilisation has now officially broken down. 
 

Coronavirus: Greggs to close all stores to prevent spread https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-51999604

[Alex 34897]

Get ready for lockdown if the rumours are right 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13835]

Can’t wait to still have to go to work around a load of bamps

[trooper 940]

BJ to address the nation at 8:30 PM tonight 

[Renton 21388]

When I think about what I was up to just month ago, the pace of this is fucking terrifying. First post on here, less than 2 weeks ago. 

Edited March 23, 2020 by Renton

[trooper 940]

KFC shutting stores immediately 

[Alex 34897]

3 minutes ago, trooper said:

KFC shutting stores immediately 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17124]

335 UK fatalities. Six fold rise in a week. Horrific arithmetic. 
 

Good news that Italian infection rates have dropped for the second day running. What happens when the isolating phase ends though? 🤔

[Renton 21388]

First they closed McDonald's  and I did not speak out because I don't like minging burgers. Next they closed Greggs, and I did not speak out because I'm not a scratter. Then they closed KFC..... FUCK OFF, I love chicken buckets. 

[Gemmill 44487]

10 minutes ago, Renton said:

First they closed McDonald's  and I did not speak out because I don't like minging burgers. Next they closed Greggs, and I did not speak out because I'm not a scratter. Then they closed KFC..... FUCK OFF, I love chicken buckets. 

 

Get yourself round to CT's. He's a finger lickin chicken fuckin MUTHAFUCKA chamone heehee! 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

It’ll take him at least as long as the life of this pandemic to work out which bit the nuggets come from.

 

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

It’ll take him at least as long as the life of this pandemic to work out which bit the nuggets come from.

 

Beaks 'n' toes innit 

[Meenzer 15425]

https://thepooptool.com

[Gemmill 44487]

I don't like the 8:30 press conference. It ruins your evening waiting for the tit. Get it over at 5 so we can pretend that everything is normal in the run up to bedtime. 

[ewerk 30366]

Peak viewing hours.

[Renton 21388]

57 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

https://thepooptool.com

 

I've got 36 days worth apparently. Will 12 rolls last 36 days in a 4 person household? I ducking doubt it. Mind, I've only enough food for 3 days so I guess it's possible.

 

 

[ewerk 30366]

No lockdown from work.