Gemmill 44487 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Isegrim said: He looks utterly fucking confused. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) It looks like he was just in the garden talking to his mam and some cunt dropped a conservatory on her. Edited March 22, 2020 by Gemmill 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 24 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Went for a walk locally and there were loads of people out clearly taking mummy for a mothers day walk. Absolutely mental. Do you mean older mums, grandparent age? I did see that and people in wheel chairs etc. I don't think there's anything wrong with nuclear families going out together, yet. Also went to the chip shop on the fish quay. People were generally sensible queueing 2 metres apart and going in one by one. I did have to tell the lady behind me to keep her distance mind. Got some big roll in the coop too, I'm not worried about provisions any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13835 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Renton said: I did have to tell the lady behind me to keep her distance mind. Nowt to do with the Corona, just politely reminding her that you were there first and that pie has your name on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) I actually told her using the medium of flattus. All this stress is playing havoc with my bowels. Edited March 22, 2020 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 35 minutes ago, Renton said: Got some big roll in the coop too, I'm not worried about provisions any more. Walking home like you've won the World Cup. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Well I've had an absolutely dominant morning in the kitchen making: - Quinoa Berry muffins (3 days worth of breakfasts) - Apple overnight oats (2 days worth of breakfasts) - Fiesta rice with sausage (picture what Desmond and Pork Pie have for their bait) (3 days worth of lunch or dinner) - A giant pan of veggie soup (4 days worth of lunch or dinner) And the missus has made banana and walnut loaf. AND I've just a bacon sarnie. I'm telling you lads. Work Week Lunch. It'll change your lives only slightly less than a global pandemic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 I tend to see it the other way - if I'm going to be trapped in the house, at least cooking every day gives me something to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13835 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Quinoa berry muffins. Ban this sick filth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 They look lush. 9 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I tend to see it the other way - if I'm going to be trapped in the house, at least cooking every day gives me something to do. I think I'm taking some weird comfort from the fact I've got a week's worth of meals made while I'm watching news reports of half mile long queues outside the local Tesco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34900 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 I’m taking comfort in the knowledge you needed to pay someone to tell you that you’re able to cook meals in batches which can then be frozen for a later date 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 30 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Well I've had an absolutely dominant morning in the kitchen making: - Quinoa Berry muffins (3 days worth of breakfasts) - Apple overnight oats (2 days worth of breakfasts) - Fiesta rice with sausage (picture what Desmond and Pork Pie have for their bait) (3 days worth of lunch or dinner) - A giant pan of veggie soup (4 days worth of lunch or dinner) And the missus has made banana and walnut loaf. AND I've just a bacon sarnie. I'm telling you lads. Work Week Lunch. It'll change your lives only slightly less than a global pandemic. Out of that lot the bacon sarnie is the only thing I'd take you up on. Also helpful to know vegetable soup can be used for lunch or dinner. Never knew that. Such an amazingly versatile dish. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Snarky Renton is fun, more of this please! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9737 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 FFS Thats mad I was sat in the garden earlier reading. Neighbour came out and was on the phone to her mam and she said shes got a busy week going to see friends or friends coming to see her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, Isegrim said: That's fucking insane. I had assumed all markets would be off. They are here. But London, the epicentre of the pandemic in the UK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9737 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Love the hastags on that post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9737 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Love the hastags on that post Loads of funny videos to be found tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 17 minutes ago, Renton said: That's fucking insane. I had assumed all markets would be off. They are here. But London, the epicentre of the pandemic in the UK? “ WE SHOWED THAT FACKIN ITLER WHATS WHAT DINT WE???” Meanwhile on the gentile south coast, a mere 20 minute walk from where we live, some other utter cunts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 27 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Snarky Renton is fun, more of this please! At the very least my cooking effort is distracting him from looking at death graphs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Same with daft cunts in Wales. Coronavirus: 'Unprecedented scenes' on Welsh hills https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-51994504 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13835 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 FA Cup classics on BBC One atm and Paul Kitson has just scored which reminds me of the time he chinned Gemmill in Julie’s. He must have seen this coming. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 chin nothing. Steve Howey saved his life that night. Last night Steve Howey saved my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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