Coronavirus

[RobinRobin 11706]

24 minutes ago, Craig said:

 

I've still not had it

Neither has this old broken down fart 

[Howmanheyman 34158]

I've either never had it or I'm asymptomatic but as the first vaccine I had affected me for a day afterwards I'd go with the former. 

[Craig 6700]

My kids found out they had it, whilst they were staying at mine so I was utterly convinced it was inbound but apparently not. I even questioned whether I had faulty LFTs so went for a PCR. That was negative too.

[Craig 6700]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

I've either never had it or I'm asymptomatic but as the first vaccine I had affected me for a day afterwards I'd go with the former. 

The first jab (AZ) made me tired, the second one had zero effect but the booster (Moderna) absolutely flattened me. It was like having the flu for a week!

[RobinRobin 11706]

Just now, Craig said:

The first jab (AZ) made me tired, the second one had zero effect but the booster (Moderna) absolutely flattened me. It was like having the flu for a week!

AZ and Moderna had no noticeable effect whatsoever.  Thought I was getting the placebo.  Pfizer gave me some aches for a day, but otherwise nothing. 

[Gemmill 46632]

40 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Neither has this old broken down fart 

 

Aye you live in NZ, about 10 people have had it there. 

 

Craig is disqualified because a convicted sex offender cannot take the throne. This isn't the Tory government. 

[Craig 6700]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye you live in NZ, about 10 people have had it there. 

 

Craig is disqualified because a convicted sex offender cannot take the throne. This isn't the Tory government. 

Get back in line, metal mickey.

[RobinRobin 11706]

22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye you live in NZ, about 10 people have had it there. 

 

Craig is disqualified because a convicted sex offender cannot take the throne. This isn't the Tory government. 

Fuck's sake. Your geography is worse than your Everton prediction 🙂 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14170]

Felt a bit short of breath the other day when I was walking home but it wasn’t covid. I’m just a drastically unfit cunt.

[trooper 940]

New figures are saying 2.3 million had the virus in the UK  over the last 7 days. A jump of 32% on the previous week

[Tom 14021]

My brother and his girlfriend have got it....I gave them a lift back from the airport yesterday. 
 

Luckily I'm absolutely nails so will carry on as normal.

[Dr Gloom 22304]

Just did a savage hour long leg workout followed by 30 minutes on the cross  trainer. Feel as fit as a fiddle and doubt covid has the balls for a square go

Edited July 1, 2022 by Dr Gloom

[Monkeys Fist 43322]

Fist Jnr is still having daily coughing fits from it despite testing clear over a month ago.

 

 

I’ve told the little shit if he doesn’t shape up sharpish he’s going up for adoption 

[Howmanheyman 34158]

11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fist Jnr is still having daily coughing fits from it despite testing clear over a month ago.

 

 

I’ve told the little shit if he doesn’t shape up sharpish he’s going up for adoption 

That's the way.

[Renton 22172]

Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe you're all a bunch of lying kernts. 

Edited July 1, 2022 by Renton

[Howmanheyman 34158]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe your a bunch of lying kernts. 

Not saying I definitely haven't had it, must be just made of sterner stuff if I have had it.

[Dr Gloom 22304]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe you're all a bunch of lying kernts. 

 

i may have carried the virus at some stage but i have never tested positive nor displayed symptoms. 

[Gemmill 46632]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe you're all a bunch of lying kernts. 

 

Well when I told you I fucking had it in January 2020 you threw a full scale conniption fit and insisted that that was simply not possible. 

 

So you can either accept that I had it then or you can SHUT your FUCKING face. 

 

Which is it? EH? 

[Craig 6700]

9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

i may have carried the virus at some stage but i have never tested positive nor displayed symptoms. 

 

This. 

Even when I was utterly convinced I couldn't avoid it, it didn't want to know. Professor might be talking shit to be fair. 

[Craig 6700]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Well when I told you I fucking had it in January 2020 you threw a full scale conniption fit and insisted that that was simply not possible. 

 

So you can either accept that I had it then or you can SHUT your FUCKING face. 

 

Which is it? EH? 

 

Sometimes you get WAAAAAYY too angry! 

[RobinRobin 11706]

11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fist Jnr is still having daily coughing fits from it despite testing clear over a month ago.

 

 

I’ve told the little shit if he doesn’t shape up sharpish he’s going up for adoption 

Fist Jnr

[NJS 4431]

I was in the office today and someone came to my desk for a chat and now's he's emailed saying he went home ill and has tested positive. It's the same bloke who came in before xmas when his wife was positive and infected half the team (I wasn't in that week). 

 

Wouldn't mind but I have my eye cataract surgery on Thursday which this would fuck if I get it. 

[Dr Gloom 22304]

My daughter’s got it again too. Unsurprisingly I’m still feeling absolutely fine 

[Alex 35731]

20 minutes ago, NJS said:

I was in the office today and someone came to my desk for a chat and now's he's emailed saying he went home ill and has tested positive. It's the same bloke who came in before xmas when his wife was positive and infected half the team (I wasn't in that week). 

 

Wouldn't mind but I have my eye cataract surgery on Thursday which this would fuck if I get it. 

Sounds like a real gem this lad

[Dr Gloom 22304]

i finally joined the covid club. i had a decent run, two and half years after it all kicked off, and it pains me to say gemmill is the last man standing. i'm sure he'll be magnanimous as ever