RobinRobin 12934 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 08:49, Craig said: I've still not had it Expand Neither has this old broken down fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37982 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 I've either never had it or I'm asymptomatic but as the first vaccine I had affected me for a day afterwards I'd go with the former. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7365 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 My kids found out they had it, whilst they were staying at mine so I was utterly convinced it was inbound but apparently not. I even questioned whether I had faulty LFTs so went for a PCR. That was negative too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7365 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 09:15, Howmanheyman said: I've either never had it or I'm asymptomatic but as the first vaccine I had affected me for a day afterwards I'd go with the former. Expand The first jab (AZ) made me tired, the second one had zero effect but the booster (Moderna) absolutely flattened me. It was like having the flu for a week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12934 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 09:17, Craig said: The first jab (AZ) made me tired, the second one had zero effect but the booster (Moderna) absolutely flattened me. It was like having the flu for a week! Expand AZ and Moderna had no noticeable effect whatsoever. Thought I was getting the placebo. Pfizer gave me some aches for a day, but otherwise nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52550 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 09:14, RobinRobin said: Neither has this old broken down fart Expand Aye you live in NZ, about 10 people have had it there. Craig is disqualified because a convicted sex offender cannot take the throne. This isn't the Tory government. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7365 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 09:55, Gemmill said: Aye you live in NZ, about 10 people have had it there. Craig is disqualified because a convicted sex offender cannot take the throne. This isn't the Tory government. Expand Get back in line, metal mickey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12934 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 09:55, Gemmill said: Aye you live in NZ, about 10 people have had it there. Craig is disqualified because a convicted sex offender cannot take the throne. This isn't the Tory government. Expand Fuck's sake. Your geography is worse than your Everton prediction 🙂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15099 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Felt a bit short of breath the other day when I was walking home but it wasn’t covid. I’m just a drastically unfit cunt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 New figures are saying 2.3 million had the virus in the UK over the last 7 days. A jump of 32% on the previous week 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14288 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 My brother and his girlfriend have got it....I gave them a lift back from the airport yesterday. Luckily I'm absolutely nails so will carry on as normal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24270 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) Just did a savage hour long leg workout followed by 30 minutes on the cross trainer. Feel as fit as a fiddle and doubt covid has the balls for a square go Edited July 1, 2022 by Dr Gloom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46431 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 Fist Jnr is still having daily coughing fits from it despite testing clear over a month ago. I’ve told the little shit if he doesn’t shape up sharpish he’s going up for adoption 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37982 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 14:39, Monkeys Fist said: Fist Jnr is still having daily coughing fits from it despite testing clear over a month ago. I’ve told the little shit if he doesn’t shape up sharpish he’s going up for adoption Expand That's the way. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24485 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 (edited) Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe you're all a bunch of lying kernts. Edited July 1, 2022 by Renton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37982 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 15:37, Renton said: Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe your a bunch of lying kernts. Expand Not saying I definitely haven't had it, must be just made of sterner stuff if I have had it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24270 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 15:37, Renton said: Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe you're all a bunch of lying kernts. Expand i may have carried the virus at some stage but i have never tested positive nor displayed symptoms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52550 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 15:37, Renton said: Just listening on the radio there, the professor says at least 90% of people have had it. 95% of infants (who have not been vaccinated of course) have antibodies to it. Which leads me to believe you're all a bunch of lying kernts. Expand Well when I told you I fucking had it in January 2020 you threw a full scale conniption fit and insisted that that was simply not possible. So you can either accept that I had it then or you can SHUT your FUCKING face. Which is it? EH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7365 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 15:42, Dr Gloom said: i may have carried the virus at some stage but i have never tested positive nor displayed symptoms. Expand This. Even when I was utterly convinced I couldn't avoid it, it didn't want to know. Professor might be talking shit to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7365 Posted July 1, 2022 Share Posted July 1, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 15:42, Gemmill said: Well when I told you I fucking had it in January 2020 you threw a full scale conniption fit and insisted that that was simply not possible. So you can either accept that I had it then or you can SHUT your FUCKING face. Which is it? EH? Expand Sometimes you get WAAAAAYY too angry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12934 Posted July 2, 2022 Share Posted July 2, 2022 On 01/07/2022 at 14:39, Monkeys Fist said: Fist Jnr is still having daily coughing fits from it despite testing clear over a month ago. I’ve told the little shit if he doesn’t shape up sharpish he’s going up for adoption Expand Fist Jnr 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4718 Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 I was in the office today and someone came to my desk for a chat and now's he's emailed saying he went home ill and has tested positive. It's the same bloke who came in before xmas when his wife was positive and infected half the team (I wasn't in that week). Wouldn't mind but I have my eye cataract surgery on Thursday which this would fuck if I get it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24270 Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 My daughter’s got it again too. Unsurprisingly I’m still feeling absolutely fine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37781 Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 On 04/07/2022 at 18:35, NJS said: I was in the office today and someone came to my desk for a chat and now's he's emailed saying he went home ill and has tested positive. It's the same bloke who came in before xmas when his wife was positive and infected half the team (I wasn't in that week). Wouldn't mind but I have my eye cataract surgery on Thursday which this would fuck if I get it. Expand Sounds like a real gem this lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24270 Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 i finally joined the covid club. i had a decent run, two and half years after it all kicked off, and it pains me to say gemmill is the last man standing. i'm sure he'll be magnanimous as ever 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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