Coronavirus

[Gemmill 44503]

Speaking of smart living, I've now set up some motion sensor lighting. I walk into a room, THE LIGHTS COME ON. I leave the room, THE LIGHTS GO OFF. 

 

It's like being the star of my own personal movie, the spotlight ever upon me. 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13838]

 An impressive display of laziness. Are you at the level of washing your arse in the shower every time you have a shite because you can’t be arsed to wipe?

[wykikitoon 19981]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

We're at someone's house on NYE. They're refusing to get boosted and yesterday he was texting me telling me his stepdad, who he spent all Xmas day with, is off for a PCR test cos he thinks he's got covid. 

 

I've said to him, well if he comes back positive, are you getting tested, and he says he will but I don't think he'll have time - stepdad tested today, results tomorrow, the earliest he'll be able to get a test is NYE. 

 

If his stepdad comes back positive, he might be getting told to fuck off for NYE. Mainly cos I don't want to go like.

 

I'd be telling him that now tbh  

[Gemmill 44503]

2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 An impressive display of laziness. Are you at the level of washing your arse in the shower every time you have a shite because you can’t be arsed to wipe?

 

I'm in the market for a bidet. Or one of those jap bogs that zaps your ring piece. 

[Meenzer 15435]

Then you'll be a happy zappy Jappy chappy. [/CraigCharles]

[Kid Dynamite 7009]

I see this divvy is still going. He seems to think he's uncovered a conspiracy 

 

Except 4 seconds of googling reveals...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Reset

[Sonatine 11329]

 

[Meenzer 15435]

At what point do these people, who have clearly been radicalised, fall under terrorism legislation? Genuine question. 

[trooper 940]

15 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Absolute helmets the lot of them. Hopefully the police will round them up & they'll  be  sent to the clink 

Edited December 29, 2021 by trooper

[NJS 4375]

I'd give them all community orders consisting of watching the end of life and moving the bodies of the dead in covid wards. 

[trooper 940]

The UK has reported a record 183,037 new COVID cases in the latest daily figures.

The number includes five days of infection data from Northern Ireland due to a lag in reporting over Christmas.

But NYE is still  on in England 

 

 

 

Edited December 29, 2021 by trooper

[Kid Dynamite 7009]

A couple of months at these levels and we will find out whether the original plan of herd immunity works or not. Apart from the 10% of the population fucked from long covid and the other few hundred thousand dead 

[Alex 34913]

40 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

 

Piers Corbyn was in Milton Keynes too speaking to demonstrators. Is someone going to have to be killed or seriously injured before he gets locked up? 

[ewerk 30372]

41 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I see this divvy is still going. He seems to think he's uncovered a conspiracy 

 

Except 4 seconds of googling reveals...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Reset

Looking through his timeline and it’s scary to see how this seems to have taken over his life. His last few weeks’ activity is about 95% anti-covid shit, 4% his shitty video messages and 1% football.

[Alex 34913]

He’s always been a stupid cunt but he’s gone full tin foil hat 

[wykikitoon 19981]

36 minutes ago, trooper said:

The UK has reported a record 183,037 new COVID cases in the latest daily figures.

The number includes five days of infection data from Northern Ireland due to a lag in reporting over Christmas.

But NYE is still  on in England 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Alex 34913]

@Dr Gloom Could you take a break from making any further predictions for the time being?  

My lass has just had a positive LFT. She’s NHS and she’s struggling to sort out a PCR test. 

[trophyshy 7073]

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1476296648531841024

@SkyNewsBreak: Eurotunnel has announced in a statement that British citizens can no longer travel through France by road - unless they hold French residency - to reach their country of residence in the EU due to new COVID restrictions imposed by the French Government.
 

wor lass will be getting kicked out soon at this rate. 🤞🏻

[trophyshy 7073]

Should cross post to the Brexit thread tbf

[trooper 940]

This from Sky news an hour ago 

 

PCR tests unavailable in England

Currently, there are no walk-in or drive-through PCR coronavirus test appointments available across all of England.

[ewerk 30372]

They’ve seen this spike coming for weeks and don’t appear to have done anything to manage the inevitable increased demands for tests. Over here they’ve just told all close contacts to rely on lateral flow tests which isn’t a particularly good idea at any time never mind when no one (apart from me) can get their hands on LFTs.

[Dr Gloom 21847]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

They’ve seen this spike coming for weeks and don’t appear to have done anything to manage the inevitable increased demands for tests. Over here they’ve just told all close contacts to rely on lateral flow tests which isn’t a particularly good idea at any time never mind when no one (apart from me) can get their hands on LFTs.

Sounds like a side hustle in the making  

[ewerk 30372]

‘Two for a tenner! Three for twenty!’

[Rayvin 5186]

20 hours ago, Meenzer said:

At what point do these people, who have clearly been radicalised, fall under terrorism legislation? Genuine question. 

 

That's a dangerous one though cos they're asking the same questions on their side about BLM, Occupy, etc. I don't personally trust the Tories to play that one fairly.

[Christmas Tree 4711]

Well this looks promising. Be nice to things get back to normal next year. (I appreciate it’s going to be with us for years btw, just hoping that next year it’s totally on the bad cold side of things).