Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 If I’m suffering, you all are. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I was going to pick her up in a paper suit and face mask that I have in my dungeon work bag, but the Mrs. put the blockers on. The level of bed-wetting from some of Longbenton’s finest rednecks is top notch entertainment. Quote Which idiot allowed their students to go to the country that has the most Coronavirus infections other than China? As a parent no way would I have allowed my son to go on this trip but the Headmaster should have cancelled this trip last week regardless of the fact they would lose their money. He has a duty of care and has failed in this by allowing them to go. Shame on MF, shame I say. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 this corona fear is getting out of hand - even the limes are in self isolation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Sainsbury’s has totally run out of dried pasta… all because of a fusilli panic buyers. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 sleep tight, everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29211 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 'Harmless virus'. Some dirty bastard jizzed on a door knob in the name of 'science'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 "Door" knob. Aye, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 10, 2020 Author Share Posted March 10, 2020 2 hours ago, Renton said: I've just booked a mother's day meal today for the wife, didn't think about it. It's in the Magpie suite at SJP, with a stadium tour included. Now no doubt I will get stick for handing FCB more money. But worse, the fuckers actually made me pay up front. Like I'll ever see that money back if its cancelled. You deserve the virus for thinking that was a suitable Mother's Day present. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 27 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: You deserve the virus for thinking that was a suitable Mother's Day present. Wife's request. And the little one is Newcastle daft (7 year old girl), I'm not letting Ashley spoil that. But aye, I can't imagine it will be much good culinary wise. Food has been minging at the corporate events I've been to there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 They've just quarantined everyone at John Lennon Airport. Imagine, all the people! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21191 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 16349 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 Let's hope she has been having an affair with Johnson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 10, 2020 Share Posted March 10, 2020 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Renton said: Let's hope she has been having an affair with Johnson. “She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last She was at a Downing Street reception hosted by Boris Johnson last Thursday. “ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10587 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: If I’m suffering, you all are. Bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13501 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 I'm going to stand outside Parliament shouting "LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN! LOCK US DOWN!" like some deranged game show contestant until we all finally get what we want. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 Funny how there's no talk in the media about the budget today eh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 33830 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 9 hours ago, PaddockLad said: That’s incredible. Dorries having a job like that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19147 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 10 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I heard Daniel Beddingfield is the latest victim. Hope he gets through this Fuck me, Gloom has the @Monkeys Fistvirus! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 33830 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 48 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Funny how there's no talk in the media about the budget today eh Promised investment in the north to be ‘delayed’ because of Coronavirus. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 19 minutes ago, Alex said: Promised investment in the north to be ‘delayed’ because of Coronavirus. Talk of taking the caps of school class sizes. Wonder how long it will be until they reverse that. My guess is never. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41165 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Fuck me, Gloom has the @Monkeys Fistvirus! Not only is he dyslexic, he’s also got the raccoon virus. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20177 Posted March 11, 2020 Share Posted March 11, 2020 The lass I work with (next desk), who happens to be Italian although hasn't been there for a month, has phoned in sick with sudden fever, dry cough, and myalgia. Fuck. I can't help having, I think, psychosomatic symptoms now. Can't concentrate at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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