Coronavirus

[trooper 940]

Premier League clubs have chosen to fulfil festive fixtures despite ongoing disruption caused by Covid-19 cases.

It had been expected that gameweek 20, starting on 28 December, would be postponed in order to ease the pressure on Premier League squads.

Instead, clubs have been advised if they have 13 fit players, plus a goalkeeper, they should fulfil their games.

[Gemmill 44503]

We'll get an outbreak now. Just as Man United come back from a fortnight off when they definitely had more than 13 fit players available. We'll be told to crack on with U23 players. 

[Christmas Tree 4711]

Day 7 of Corona and thoroughly bored of imprisonment. Just researched “covid -Taste” and learnt that it could be gone for good! Usually it’s about a month. (I was expecting back when the cold symptoms wore off).

 

Now don’t get me wrong, this whinge comes wrapped in all the gratefulness of not being hospitalised etc but all fucking food tasting the same, just hot or cold, can fuck right off  

 

Still in a sulk following armrestgate so have took myself off to the conservatory (which looks like Santas grotto), with a bit of freebird followed by the great escape theme and a pint off leffe.

 

Just praying Covid still lets the alcohol work.

 

Whinge over  

[trooper 940]

Breaking News

Boris Johnson statement expected soon

We are expecting to hear from Prime Minister Boris Johnson soon. 

He has been in a meeting with his cabinet discussing COVID-19, which lasted for around two hours.

[ewerk 30372]

So they're doing fuck all basically. They know he's weak and the public are paying for it.

 

[trooper 940]

Unbelievably selfish & cowardly the bastard

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

“We are looking at all kinds of things to keep Omicron under control and we can rule nothing out”

 

Google translate Cuntish to English please. 
 

 

“ I can’t be fucking arsed, I’ve got a business meeting to get mullered at.”

[trooper 940]

By delaying this, he's going to have to go for a full Lockdown rather than going early & tightening restrictions. 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

6 minutes ago, trooper said:

By delaying this, he's going to have to go for a full Lockdown rather than going early & tightening restrictions. 

Do you think he gives a flying fuck? 
 

We’ve seen how much notice he takes of lockdown restrictions himself, and as for us plebs…

”let the bodies pile high in their thousands!" 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Day 7 of Corona and thoroughly bored of imprisonment. Just researched “covid -Taste” and learnt that it could be gone for good! Usually it’s about a month. (I was expecting back when the cold symptoms wore off).

 

Now don’t get me wrong, this whinge comes wrapped in all the gratefulness of not being hospitalised etc but all fucking food tasting the same, just hot or cold, can fuck right off  

 

Still in a sulk following armrestgate so have took myself off to the conservatory (which looks like Santas grotto), with a bit of freebird followed by the great escape theme and a pint off leffe.

 

Just praying Covid still lets the alcohol work.

 

Whinge over  

🍅 RIP

[trooper 940]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Do you think he gives a flying fuck? 
 

We’ve seen how much notice he takes of lockdown restrictions himself, and as for us plebs…

”let the bodies pile high in their thousands!" 

Aye he's an absolute shithouse. I watched a program called Help starring Stephen Graham a couple of weeks ago. Its about what happened in care homes during the 1st Lockdown. It was fucking awful the way people were left to it

[wykikitoon 19981]

It'll be even worse with a load leaving it

[wykikitoon 19981]

Got sent this earlier. 

 

 

 

 

[trooper 940]

Welsh sporting events to take place behind closed doors from Boxing Day

[wykikitoon 19981]

Poor sheep

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Poor sheep

That’s just baaaad   

[Toonpack 9300]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Poor sheep

 

15 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That’s just baaaad   

Flock off, the pair of ewe

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

Flock off, the pair of ewe

WHAT ABOUT THE SHEPHERDS???????

[trooper 940]

I give you the information & you take the piss. You utter set of "BAAAARSTARDS" 🐑 🐑 🐑  😆 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

[Toonpack 9300]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

WHAT ABOUT THE SHEPHERDS???????

They’re feeling a bit melancollie

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

[trooper 940]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

WHAT ABOUT THE SHEPHERDS???????

Busy "washing their socks" 

[Meenzer 15435]

At least Dishy Rishi is shaking the magic money tree for hospitality and the arts.

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

1 minute ago, Meenzer said:

shaking the magic money tree f

Bet he needed ladders, though, the shortarse.