Christmas Tree 4711 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, Gemmill said: Are you ill with it, CT? Does your head hurt all the way to the apex? So far it is just like a bad cold and all that comes with that. (Touching wood as I type) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44542 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Nice one, hope it stays that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21404 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: So far it is just like a bad cold and all that comes with that. (Touching wood as I type) Cut that out you dirty bastard. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Aye joking aside CT hope your OK mate & it fucks off as quick as it came 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Conevid-19 Excellent Funnily enough, I found myself checking in the bathroom mirror the other day for a pointy head in preparation for when the remaining few follicles die off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42150 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Touching wood as I type) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4191 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Is it a magic mirror like? You’re bald already mate 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42150 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, strawb said: Is it a magic mirror like? You’re bald already mate He hasn’t taken his Panama hat off for 10 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, strawb said: Is it a magic mirror like? You’re bald already mate Fair hair. Always looks worse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44542 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Be a good time to get plugs. Claim that Covid affects different people in different ways and it gave you back the gift of hair. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44542 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, Christmas Tree said: Fair hair. Always looks worse. "Fair". Like pig fluff. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42150 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Fair hair. Always looks worse. Maybe the knuckledraggers were right- some of us clearly are delewded, Marra. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44542 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 @Rentonwhat is the time the booster takes to work? Is a week enough for me to get the mistletoe hat out this weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21404 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Just now, Gemmill said: @Rentonwhat is the time the booster takes to work? Is a week enough for me to get the mistletoe hat out this weekend? It's not a binary cut off, you'll get some additional protection by 1 week and full protection after 2 to 3 weeks. But you've also had 2 prior jabs so you'll be fine. It's more than 3 months since my booster now so my protection may be on the wane although nobody really knows at this point (also remember its T cell memory as well as antibodies). I'm not concerned for myself, just the hassle being positive would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 42 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Jeremy Vine on the radio here talking to a scientist about whether Omicron is milder, saying JV: "well it would be great if the death rate from Omicron was 0.5% because then we could just go on with our lives right?" Scientist: "well if the death rate is 0.5% we would be screwed because that's absolutely massive." JV: "well that's the same as the flu isn't it?" Scientist: "Err no it's not, no." Is it any wonder people are fucking clueless about this stuff. So if 1,000,000 people catch Omicron which has a 0.5% death rate, which at current rate of growth would happen in less than 10 days….only 50,000 people would die. That’s a full SJP. No bother Jeremy mate. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Renton said: Cut that out you dirty bastard. He’s isolating. I’d be averaging 4-5 a day 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Tonights Lesta v Spurs game off due to Covid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 (edited) Just spent 30 minutes on the phone with test and trace. I’m his first taxi driver and I think I’ve ruined the rest of his day. Anyway, as I understood the rules, close contacts of mine don’t have to isolate but need to do a test every day to check. After the call he has sent a message to my wife saying she MUST isolate. I would guess that means I have Omicron. Edit: Just a generic text apparently in case your spouse is an anti vaxxer Edited December 16, 2021 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Renton would be the last person I’d ask 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 31 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Just spent 30 minutes on the phone with test and trace. I’m his first taxi driver and I think I’ve ruined the rest of his day. Anyway, as I understood the rules, close contacts of mine don’t have to isolate but need to do a test every day to check. After the call he has sent a message to my wife saying she MUST isolate. I would guess that means I have Omicron. Edit: Just a generic text apparently in case your spouse is an anti vaxxer Is your wife unvaccinated? My wife has covid snd I got a text saying I just needed to do an LFT daily for 7 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Is your wife unvaccinated? My wife has covid snd I got a text saying I just needed to do an LFT daily for 7 days No, she’s trebled up. (And as such, classed as exempt). Just me misreading the finer print I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7073 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Christmas in France cancelled, with the new rules we would be isolating on xmas day and trying to arrange a test for release right around the time I'd be tucking into my fourth cognac. What a pile of fucking merde man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30385 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Aye, fucked up my skiing holiday. Thanks Macron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Added fuck up of giving people a couple of days grace - my lass has been inundated with requests for pet paperwork from posh cunts fucking off there before the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21404 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 8 minutes ago, ewerk said: Aye, fucked up my skiing holiday. Thanks Macron. Told you so, so I did. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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