trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Sorry that was a joke, obvs. It was just too easy to resist Thats ok I'm not his biological dad. But I've been his dad for nearly 30 years he's 35 now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Jokes aside, I hope it’s a mild case and they recover quickly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said: Jokes aside, I hope it’s a mild case and they recover quickly! Cheers mate we all feel pretty helpless being so far away we're going to arrange some nice food to be sent around for them later today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7012 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42196 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 44 minutes ago, trooper said: Cheers mate we all feel pretty helpless being so far away we're going to arrange some nice food to be sent around for them later today “ Delivery from Grandad Trooper, 1 Fillet Steak for Ms. Trooper, 3 super-duper burgers for the boys, 1 bucket of raw tripe for dickhead son. Sign here please…” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42196 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! Surely you having her knickers on like a mask will have kept you safe? 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32890 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! You poured her a few glasses of gin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Nigeria bans flights from the UK. Gutted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34953 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Just had my booster. Triple Moderna-ed now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 46 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Nigeria bans flights from the UK. Gutted. The Nigerian uncle wept 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 5 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Well after almost 2 years of working with COVID patients daily, the wife has finally shown a positive LFT today. I did unspeakable things to her last night so it will be a miracle if it doesn't pass to me!! You made her laugh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42196 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 59 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Nigeria bans flights from the UK. Gutted. Dammit! How will the lawyers for the late Prince that left £5 million to you get the money to you now? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Covid: UK alert level raised to four due to Omicron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Omnicunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Bastard Johnson to address the nation at 8pm regarding boosters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 It'll be to tell 30 to 39 year olds they can book their booster on the website from tomorrow, even though they've been able to do it since yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 (edited) Bastard Johnson to address the nation at 8pm regarding boosters. We've gone from 2 to 3,137 cases of Omicron in the UK in 14 days. We're due an update on the current restrictions in 6 days time 18th. The way things are going i reckon we'll be as near to a full Lockdown without actually calling it that. Edited December 12, 2021 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7012 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 It certainly feels like the last big spike. 3 or 4 premier league clubs with positive cases in the last week. Wouldn't be surprised to see games behind closed doors again soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Man United players testing positive now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21443 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: It certainly feels like the last big spike. 3 or 4 premier league clubs with positive cases in the last week. Wouldn't be surprised to see games behind closed doors again soon How the fuck can you check the vaccination/testing status of 52,000 fans anyway? Also with lateral flow tests, how do you know they have been taken correctly in the right person? Johnson won't lockdown before Xmas., gambling this variant is more benign. But good chance we will have a proper lockdown in January imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 21 minutes ago, Renton said: How the fuck can you check the vaccination/testing status of 52,000 fans anyway? Also with lateral flow tests, how do you know they have been taken correctly in the right person? Johnson won't lockdown before Xmas., gambling this variant is more benign. But good chance we will have a proper lockdown in January imo. Its a hell of a gamble give cases of Omicron are probably doubling every 36 hours now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7012 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 22 minutes ago, Renton said: How the fuck can you check the vaccination/testing status of 52,000 fans anyway? Also with lateral flow tests, how do you know they have been taken correctly in the right person? Johnson won't lockdown before Xmas., gambling this variant is more benign. But good chance we will have a proper lockdown in January imo. It's never been done properly anyway. I had to show proof of vaccination to get into Metro arena. Flashed a QR code and got waved through. I reckon every person in there could have flashed the same COVID pass and security would have been none the wiser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21443 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 26 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: It's never been done properly anyway. I had to show proof of vaccination to get into Metro arena. Flashed a QR code and got waved through. I reckon every person in there could have flashed the same COVID pass and security would have been none the wiser Aye, just screengrab any QR code, who's going to cross reference? Let's be generous and say it takes a minute to do this. That would lead to queues hours long at SJP. So either lock down properly or don't bother at all imo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Johnson's speech is pre-recorded, clearly doesn't want it to interrupt quiz night. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 16 minutes ago, Sonatine said: Johnson's speech is pre-recorded, clearly doesn't want it to interrupt quiz night. Pre recorded so he doesn't have to answer any awkward questions 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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