Coronavirus

[Christmas Tree 4713]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

About a third of my daughters' classes are off with it already. Their LFTs are still always negative though, as are mine. Honestly don't know how we've avoided it so far. 

Same here. I don’t personally know anyone who has had it. Bloody lucky.

[Gemmill 44561]

My lass has avoided it despite having to teach all your shit house kids. Lass in my team at work got it a couple of weeks ago and about 8 days in she had a genuine I might have to go to hospital day, where she couldn't catch her breath. Double jabbed and shitting it, but she was on the mend a couple of days later. 

[Alex 34954]

14 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

All the schools around here are preparing for wfh. Emails asking have kids got laptops and teachers sorting online plans.

 

Either just being cautious or expecting closure in weeks.

I think they’ve probably just learnt that they need to have plans in place because they get fuck all notice, support etc from the government about the changes. I find it pretty unlikely they’ll have been given a heads up about planned school closures because I think that’s miles away at the minute (in terms of govt planning as opposed to a possible need in the near future). You’ve got a health secretary who thinks  mandating the wearing of masks on public transport and in retail is a huge deal. 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

My lass has avoided it despite having to teach all your shit house kids. Lass in my team at work got it a couple of weeks ago and about 8 days in she had a genuine I might have to go to hospital day, where she couldn't catch her breath. Double jabbed and shitting it, but she was on the mend a couple of days later. 

Stories like this are a reminder it’s far from business as usual still.

A bloke at work was sick with COVID itself for about 5 days but then had to take four months off with long covid. Said he had to sleep for about 18 hours a day. He couldn’t muster the energy to do anything. A fit and healthy kid in his early 30s too. 

[spongebob toonpants 3961]

My company decreed Christmas do or vouchers if you didn't want to go.

I told my lot they were all getting the vouchers

 

Got my Ops manager working from home pozzed at the minute, luckily hasn't spread through the rest of the monkeys yet

[Howmanheyman 32893]

43 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Stories like this are a reminder it’s far from business as usual still.

A bloke at work was sick with COVID itself for about 5 days but then had to take four months off with long covid. Said he had to sleep for about 18 hours a day. He couldn’t muster the energy to do anything. A fit and healthy kid in his early 30s too. 

I work with a few like that. 

 

Renton's champagne truffles and steak sound nice but I'll stick with our usual Christmas 'hamper' we get with packets of Cheerios, Maggi packets and general shit like that. (Wish I was kidding).

[Dr Gloom 21868]

29 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I work with a few like that. 

 

Renton's champagne truffles and steak sound nice but I'll stick with our usual Christmas 'hamper' we get with packets of Cheerios, Maggi packets and general shit like that. (Wish I was kidding).

Morning days christmas like some breakfast cereal 

[The Fish 10821]

6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Morning days christmas like some breakfast cereal 

Read this a few times and have no fucking clue what it means.

 

Are you Ok Gloom? Is this a cry for help? Are they treating you well?

[Meenzer 15467]

10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Read this a few times and have no fucking clue what it means.

 

Are you Ok Gloom? Is this a cry for help? Are they treating you well?

 

I assume it's autocorrect for "Nothing says", but I like to think it's his brain slowly imploding at the prospect of having to spend time with his children when the schools close  

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Bastard autocorrect. Meenzer was right  

[Monkeys Fist 42205]

24 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Meenzer was right

About the second bit, aye? 

[Renton 21450]

37 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

I assume it's autocorrect for "Nothing says", but I like to think it's his brain slowly imploding at the prospect of having to spend time with his children when the schools close  

This gives me an idea fro a gameshow I'd like to pitch to the BBC. @Dr Gloom, can you get my foot in the door?

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I'm an antimasker now. I got my jabs like a good citizen to save the other peoples and now, without respite from being muzzled, they want to jab me again. No more! 

[Meenzer 15467]

12 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

I'm an antimasker now. I got my jabs like a good citizen to save the other peoples and now, without respite from being muzzled, they want to jab me again. No more! 

 

[Gemmill 44561]

"Muzzled". The language of the Facebook fool. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I don't have Facebook bro

[Meenzer 15467]

9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

"Muzzled". The language of the person who takes their public health advice from Right Said Fred.

 

QYP

[ewerk 30409]

‘Hey, let’s see what else I can say to be mildly controversial’.

You used to be much better at the wummery.

[Monkeys Fist 42205]

Have your Mam and Dad had their jabs? 
 

Do they keep the basement door locked or what? 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

1 hour ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

I'm an antimasker now. I got my jabs like a good citizen to save the other peoples and now, without respite from being muzzled, they want to jab me again. No more! 

[Monkeys Fist 42205]

51 minutes ago, ewerk said:

‘Hey, let’s see what else I can say to be mildly controversial’.

You used to be much better at the wummery.

When his lass fucked him off for the bigger, higher t, cock monster of an ex, he lost more than a cumbucket- he lost his mojo. 
 

Sad. 

[Alex 34954]

3 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

I'm an antimasker now. I got my jabs like a good citizen to save the other peoples and now, without respite from being muzzled, they want to jab me again. No more! 

U ok, hun? 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Cool story bro

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

You get that Subject Access Request seen to then mate

[Kid Dynamite 7012]

25 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

You get that Subject Access Request seen to then mate

You asked Ant for what info he's got on you?