Meenzer 15531 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 5 minutes ago, Rayvin said: Force them to live in the shed for a while, as long as you agree to pay for therapy afterwards? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Good luck to the Fists. Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4386 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 With a topping of him being a fat oaf contributing as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20155 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 21 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Good luck to the Fists. Starmer's got it. If he gets through without having to wear a ventilator, he should make a big feature of that at his next PMQs. Calling Johnson a soft cunt and that. The soft cunt is probably using it as an excuse as to not push Sunak the fucking Tory plant. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 As if my day couldn’t get any worse, Mrs.F has “asked if it’s alright” that she’s bringing a puppy home- in previous discussions about us having a shit machine, the one and only breed I specifically said I didn’t want under any circumstances was a Cocker Spaniel. Guess what breed this little Mackem fucker is? #cans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Fucking hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 It’s costing her a PS5, amongst other unspeakables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30619 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 That's odd. You sure she's getting it from a proper dealer? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17280 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: As if my day couldn’t get any worse, Mrs.F has “asked if it’s alright” that she’s bringing a puppy home- in previous discussions about us having a shit machine, the one and only breed I specifically said I didn’t want under any circumstances was a Cocker Spaniel. Guess what breed this little Mackem fucker is? #cans "Wicket the Wonderdog likes this 👍" 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Bog Brush Terrier? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: That's odd. You sure she's getting it from a proper dealer? It’s 6 months old, Grandparents of a colleague had it but one of them broke a hip so they can’t look after it properly. She’s played all her guilt-cards in a Royal Flush, crafty shithouse 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17280 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 9 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Bog Brush Terrier? Hes a shaggy dog story 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Dylan says to tell you that cockers have "bullshit energy levels". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Aye, and death breath, psycho problems and fucked up joints. Which is a good part of why I didn’t want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Dweezil… best shot I could get. Fucker is 100mph 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13873 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Wor lass has two cats and one of them is a right little mardy bastard who will only engage on his own terms and sleeps 15 hours a day. He’s my hero 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 41 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Dweezil… best shot I could get. Fucker is 100mph Good looking lad. I take it part of the deal was you could name him. :lol: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4262 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Good looking lad. I take it part of the deal was you could name him. :lol: Oh yes. His mackem name is history- I’ll be honest, I’m amazed everyone accepted Dweezil without batting an eyelid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 19 minutes ago, strawb said: Default bulldog. Best kind of dogs tbh Bulldogs are basically (semi) sentient scrotums with teeth and farts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 19 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Oh yes. His mackem name is history- I’ll be honest, I’m amazed everyone accepted Dweezil without batting an eyelid. So is this your dog now? Or is there some sort of trial occurring? Now that he's lost his slave name and been made a free man, you can't send him back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Aye, he’s still getting used to electric lights and warmth, but he’s ours, nee takesy-backies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44896 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 Ah that's mint. Dylan used to get right on my tits, but I'm finally, in the last week or two, at the point where he can go for a full walk off the lead and I don't have to worry about him dicking off after other dogs too much. I can actually enjoy dog walks now, just watching him run around like a fucking lunatic and it's class. Good luck with him. 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4262 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Bulldogs are basically (semi) sentient scrotums with teeth and farts. She’s the best dog I’ve ever had tbh. Grew up with labradors which are great too but miles more personality in a bulldog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42458 Posted October 27, 2021 Share Posted October 27, 2021 13 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Ah that's mint. Dylan used to get right on my tits, but I'm finally, in the last week or two, at the point where he can go for a full walk off the lead and I don't have to worry about him dicking off after other dogs too much. I can actually enjoy dog walks now, just watching him run around like a fucking lunatic and it's class. Good luck with him. 👍 He’s clearly had some training, but he’ll need a bit of work yet. Lovely temperament so far. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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