Alex 34897 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it. When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock Wor lass got that too. At least that’s where she said she got it 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Army to provide support in UK Defence Secretary Ben Wallace has announced a new military force ready to support public services as required during the coronavirus crisis. As part of the support the Army will provide during the pandemic, the number of troops at a heightened state of readiness will be doubled to 20,000 and Reserves will be placed on standby. The Ministry of Defence is also planning to train 150 military personnel to drive oxygen tankers around the country to support the NHS. Scientists from the Defence Science and Technology Laboratory (Dstl) will also help Public Health England’s effort to understand the virus and tackle the spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13835 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 The army ready as ever to shoot the virus if it takes corporeal form. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, trooper said: Reserves will be placed on standby. This is the war Mark Francois has been waiting his whole life to fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I wonder if anyone has the balls to ask Bungle tonight about the decades of Tory cuts and how it's now showing how fragile it is and we have to get the armed services involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Rewatched this last night https://rickandmorty.fandom.com/wiki/Rick_Potion_No._9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 No Madrid style lockdown in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21845 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, trooper said: Has anyone ventured out in "That London" if so can you see any physical signs of an impending lock down. Or is it business as usual no sign of lock down in zone 2. i went for a run in the park earlier with seemingly everyone else in the neighbourhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7001 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: i reckon you're a goner mate, like rayvin I only come on here now for the hourly updates on Renton’s psyche 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 7 minutes ago, Gemmill said: No Madrid style lockdown in London. On past form, that means imminent lockdown. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 34 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a guy. So it's YOU that's taken all the fuckin' fruit Gem the "Strawberry Snatcher" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, trooper said: So it's YOU that's taken all the fuckin' fruit Gem the "Strawberry Snatcher" I mean you should try these muffins though... STEP AWAY FROM THE MUFFINS MUTHAFUCKA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Anyone hear the report yesterday that, if the death figure reaches the upper end of the government modelling, it is unlikely that individual funerals will be possible. It was reported on 5 Live. I mean that is fucking grim. On that note, time for a lunchtime mental health walk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7073 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I am certain your state funeral and year of mourning will not be overlooked Gemmill. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Anyone hear the report yesterday that, if the death figure reaches the upper end of the government modelling, it is unlikely that individual funerals will be possible. It was reported on 5 Live. I mean that is fucking grim. On that note, time for a lunchtime mental health walk... https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-news/funeral-welsh-rugby-star-matthew-17947287 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, trophyshy said: I am certain your state funeral and year of mourning will not be overlooked Gemmill. Heaven is not ready for this particular angel yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Btw it was slightly alarming to see that the journo Theo Usherwood (who is by no means old) is in hospital with the covid and pneumonia. May have underlying health issues or be a 40 a day man for all I know but he doesn't look like an unhealthy fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Here we go https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/masturbating-during-coronavirus-lockdown-could-21718025 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Gaffer here is under pressure to send people home. We can all work from home like. He's just told me he doesn't trust the idiots at all. I just asked him. 'Why are you employing them then?' he couldn't answer lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21845 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: I made lemon and strawberry muffins last night. What a gay. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21845 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 54 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Btw it was slightly alarming to see that the journo Theo Usherwood (who is by no means old) is in hospital with the covid and pneumonia. May have underlying health issues or be a 40 a day man for all I know but he doesn't look like an unhealthy fella. it isn't just an old person's disease. we can all get pretty sick from it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Northumberland Street this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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