Tom 14011 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21404 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: I turned contact tracing off, thinking of just deleting the fucking thing so I don’t get pinged before my holiday next week I turned that off in October last year. Any pings from signing into venues are purely advisory or for information, I've left it on for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 "Awwwwww sorry boss, course I'll uninstall it. Sorry again boss" Sly, Dolph, Devito and Kojak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44540 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 I work from home dipshit. Isolating doesn't get me off work, it just stops me from leaving the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 "It won't happen again boss" gemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44540 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 When the seagulls follow the Rentons it is because they just want to get entertained. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42149 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 28 minutes ago, Isegrim said: When the seagulls follow the Rentons it is because they just want to get entertained. Are you anywhere near the flooded areas mate? Hope you and yours are all ok. 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13840 Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Been on the jars in Tynemouth today, it was fucking rammed but I checked in everywhere. Sometimes twice. Give me those 10 paid days off, baby. Let’s game the system and watch the Olympics on Japanese time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34938 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Shockingly there’s been some suggestion that fans tested positive and went to Wembley last weekend anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Are you anywhere near the flooded areas mate? Hope you and yours are all ok. 👍 No, we already had a lot of rain a couple of weeks ago but got spared this time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44540 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Johnson and Sunak both pinged following contact with Javid and both have confirmed that they won't be isolating because they're, very conveniently, part of a pilot scheme to do daily tests instead. Any chance of anyone strictly following isolation rules between now and August 16th is now non existent. Anyone currently isolating will be going to the pub today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30385 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 They’re not even pretending any more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Why not? No sign that continuing taking the piss out of the public is cutting through yet Westminster Voting Intention: CON 57% (+14) LAB 21% (-11) LD 7% (-2) GRN 5% (-1) SNP 5% (+2) OTH 6% (-) Survation, July 20 - 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5188 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) Are those numbers for real or did you make them up? EDIT - just saw the date, nvm. I'm so used to bad news on that front that I actually found that fringe believable. Edited July 18, 2021 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 it's a joke - look at the dates it wouldn't surprise me though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21404 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Currently conservatives on 43%, Labour on 33%. Sorry, this makes me angry, the people of this country are a fucking joke and deserve all they get. Off for.a walk in the hills to clear my mind now. And, btw, there are no fucking seagulls here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44540 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Didn't even make it to lunchtime before the u-turn came. They're both isolating now. Unfuckingreal, these cunts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 44 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Didn't even make it to lunchtime before the u-turn came. They're both isolating now. Unfuckingreal, these cunts. 157 minutes - that’s less time than it takes to watch most marvel movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32847 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 7 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: 157 minutes - that’s less time than it takes to watch most marvel movies FAO the fish....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Hope all the tory lads are okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44540 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 I hope the opposite. POLARISED AGAIN. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 So tomorrow Boris will declare " Freedom Day" while in isolation. You really couldn't make this shit up 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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