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  On 19/03/2020 at 09:30, trooper said:

 pitted two groups of 12 coronavirus patients against each other in the tests.

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Meanwhile Boris Johnson is planning to pit groups of coronavirus patients against each other in a mass Hunger Games to see who gets the last ventilator.

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Many heartfelt thanks for all the kind replies. I am feeling much better today, I've kept myself busy organising things which has actually helped. Dealing with personal effects is especially hard and

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Great news lads the son in laws ex wife is home. It looks like she's going to be ok it's really brought it home how bad this is. Hopefully things can get back to some kind of normality in a couple of

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A 10ft coffin, slowly whirring down the aisle carried by 6 weeping Roombas. 

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  On 19/03/2020 at 09:38, ewerk said:

Meanwhile Boris Johnson is planning to pit groups of coronavirus patients against each other in a mass Hunger Games to see who gets the last ventilator.

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Well we need some decent telly now there's no football and no Eurovision.

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  On 19/03/2020 at 09:55, trooper said:

Theres a video on the Chronicle website of someone driving through town in the "rush hour" this morning & there's only a handful of cars on the road. Heres the page if someone can post the video  

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-coronavirus-laws-schools-live-17815350

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They’re all at Asda

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Was at Tesco this morning doing the weekly shop and safe to say the restrictions have had zero impact yet. Suspect the shelves were already bare though so it'll take a bit of time to have an effect. 

 

Fresh fruit and veg is fine for now. Meat has taken some hammer. Obviously tins, jars, hand wash, pasta, tinned tomatoes - good luck with any of that. 

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  On 19/03/2020 at 10:15, trooper said:

Has anyone ventured out in "That London"  if so can you see any physical signs of an impending lock down. Or is it business as usual  

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Haven't been up central because no need to (or desire to), but no signs of anything around my neck of the woods yet. Going to go for a jog at lunchtime so I'll report back on any army movements. ;) 

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Haven't been up central because no need to (or desire to), but no signs of anything around my neck of the woods yet. Going to go for a jog at lunchtime so I'll report back on any army movements. ;) 

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Cheers mate stay safe 

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  On 19/03/2020 at 10:22, Gemmill said:

Was at Tesco this morning doing the weekly shop and safe to say the restrictions have had zero impact yet. Suspect the shelves were already bare though so it'll take a bit of time to have an effect. 

 

Fresh fruit and veg is fine for now. Meat has taken some hammer. Obviously tins, jars, hand wash, pasta, tinned tomatoes - good luck with any of that. 

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Miss T & Master T went to get some shopping for us in Cramlington last night. They managed to get pasta & a few bits & pieces they tried everywhere to get flour ( theres no bread so where going to be making it, well they are I'll be supervising ) tried Aldi, Asda, Sainsburys, Tesco Express they said they eventually got some at the local Londis shop. The kids said it's not possible now to do a weekly shop & we'll just have to pick up bits & pieces when we can. 

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But slots! Michel Barnier has tested positive! Which filfthy Brexit bastard gave it to him I wonder? 

 

But slots! That was supposed to be zut  alors!

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I'm not sure why people are stockpiling fresh fruit & veg as they only have a shelf life of 1 or 2 weeks. They'll probably end up throwing most of it away, dickheads. 

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  On 19/03/2020 at 10:54, Renton said:

But slots! Michel Barnier has tested positive! Which filfthy Brexit bastard gave it to him I wonder? 

 

But slots! That was supposed to be zut  alors!

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Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it.  When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock

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  On 19/03/2020 at 10:59, trooper said:

I'm not sure why people are stockpiling fresh fruit & veg as they only have a shelf life of 1 or 2 weeks. They'll probably end up throwing most of it away, dickheads. 

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They're not really. That's the stuff there's still plenty of at the minute. 

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  On 19/03/2020 at 11:12, wykikitoon said:

Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it.  When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock

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Never click on one of MF's links man. 

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