ewerk 30366 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, trooper said: pitted two groups of 12 coronavirus patients against each other in the tests. Meanwhile Boris Johnson is planning to pit groups of coronavirus patients against each other in a mass Hunger Games to see who gets the last ventilator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Meanwhile Boris Johnson is planning to pit groups of coronavirus patients against each other in a mass Hunger Games to see who gets the last ventilator. Well we need some decent telly now there's no football and no Eurovision. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Well we need some decent telly now there's no football and no Eurovision. They should sing for their ventilators, with a public vote. It will be even more hilarious since they will be gasping for breath. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Theres a video on the Chronicle website of someone driving through town in the "rush hour" this morning & there's only a handful of cars on the road. Heres the page if someone can post the video https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-coronavirus-laws-schools-live-17815350 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, Renton said: They should sing for their ventilators, with a public vote. It will be even more hilarious since they will be gasping for breath. L'Italie... *wheeze* *cough* ...nul points. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34897 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, trooper said: Theres a video on the Chronicle website of someone driving through town in the "rush hour" this morning & there's only a handful of cars on the road. Heres the page if someone can post the video https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-coronavirus-laws-schools-live-17815350 They’re all at Asda 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Renton said: They should sing for their ventilators, with a public vote. It will be even more hilarious since they will be gasping for breath. Isn't it like that normally Just joking Meenz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Has anyone ventured out in "That London" if so can you see any physical signs of an impending lock down. Or is it business as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Was at Tesco this morning doing the weekly shop and safe to say the restrictions have had zero impact yet. Suspect the shelves were already bare though so it'll take a bit of time to have an effect. Fresh fruit and veg is fine for now. Meat has taken some hammer. Obviously tins, jars, hand wash, pasta, tinned tomatoes - good luck with any of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 9 minutes ago, trooper said: Has anyone ventured out in "That London" if so can you see any physical signs of an impending lock down. Or is it business as usual Haven't been up central because no need to (or desire to), but no signs of anything around my neck of the woods yet. Going to go for a jog at lunchtime so I'll report back on any army movements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Thread. Fair play to the BBC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Things are getting worse by the looks of it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30366 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Bono was so furious not to be included he's released his own dirge ballad, With or Without Flu. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 12 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Haven't been up central because no need to (or desire to), but no signs of anything around my neck of the woods yet. Going to go for a jog at lunchtime so I'll report back on any army movements. Cheers mate stay safe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) 27 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Was at Tesco this morning doing the weekly shop and safe to say the restrictions have had zero impact yet. Suspect the shelves were already bare though so it'll take a bit of time to have an effect. Fresh fruit and veg is fine for now. Meat has taken some hammer. Obviously tins, jars, hand wash, pasta, tinned tomatoes - good luck with any of that. Miss T & Master T went to get some shopping for us in Cramlington last night. They managed to get pasta & a few bits & pieces they tried everywhere to get flour ( theres no bread so where going to be making it, well they are I'll be supervising ) tried Aldi, Asda, Sainsburys, Tesco Express they said they eventually got some at the local Londis shop. The kids said it's not possible now to do a weekly shop & we'll just have to pick up bits & pieces when we can. Edited March 19, 2020 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I'm popping into sainsbury's Heston on my way back from work. More for amusement than any expectation I'll get what I need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) But slots! Michel Barnier has tested positive! Which filfthy Brexit bastard gave it to him I wonder? But slots! That was supposed to be zut alors! Edited March 19, 2020 by Renton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 The co-op at the top of my street had no meat and no milk this morning. This was quite early and it was quite full of people being cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 I'm not sure why people are stockpiling fresh fruit & veg as they only have a shelf life of 1 or 2 weeks. They'll probably end up throwing most of it away, dickheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15425 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 6 minutes ago, Renton said: But slots! That was supposed to be zut alors! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 10 minutes ago, trooper said: I'm not sure why people are stockpiling fresh fruit & veg as they only have a shelf life of 1 or 2 weeks. They'll probably end up throwing most of it away, dickheads. Or maybe cook something and then freeze it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19974 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 17 minutes ago, Renton said: But slots! Michel Barnier has tested positive! Which filfthy Brexit bastard gave it to him I wonder? But slots! That was supposed to be zut alors! Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it. When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44487 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 14 minutes ago, trooper said: I'm not sure why people are stockpiling fresh fruit & veg as they only have a shelf life of 1 or 2 weeks. They'll probably end up throwing most of it away, dickheads. They're not really. That's the stuff there's still plenty of at the minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21388 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it. When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock Never click on one of MF's links man. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: They're not really. That's the stuff there's still plenty of at the minute. Not here apparently, the kids said they'll try again tonite to try & get some fruit & veg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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