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[Kid Dynamite 7002]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

And you’ve even fucked that up  

 I’ve tried 4 times now

 

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Edited March 18, 2020 by Kid Dynamite

[Ayatollah Hermione 13835]

3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

time to support the local corner shop, bakery, butcher, greengrocer or whatever is on your doorstep. that's what i've been doing. 

My corner shop was extortionate before and he’s put his prices up with this, he can fuck right off. They’re not all worth supporting, especially not that greasy cunt.

[Kid Dynamite 7002]

Tesco’s was out of flour yesterday. Got some at the Spar instead. Spent the night making chocolate concrete with the bairn

 

 

[Renton 21388]

15 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

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I mean one silver lining in all this is that I can post this gif in response to anything Renton posts for all eternity  

 

 

 

Am I really over reacting to the worst news story ever though? I mean the ramifications are huge, and we have Boris fucking Johnson as leader. I'll bookmark this in the hope it doesn't come back and bite you on the arse.

 

[Renton 21388]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Tesco’s was out of flour yesterday. Got some at the Spar instead. Spent the night making chocolate concrete with the bairn

 

 

 

Sure that's CT's worktop!

[PaddockLad 17124]

Schools shut in Scotland & Wales from Friday 

[trooper 940]

Glastonbury Festival cancelled

[Kid Dynamite 7002]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Am I really over reacting to the worst news story ever though? I mean the ramifications are huge, and we have Boris fucking Johnson as leader. I'll bookmark this in the hope it doesn't come back and bite you on the arse.

 

Im only pulling your leg. Of course it’s worrying, but being stoical or being hysterical will have zero impact on the outcome of corona, only on how you get through it (not saying you’re hysterical, but you get my drift)

[wykikitoon 19974]

Oh well, that's one good thing about this

[Kid Dynamite 7002]

1 minute ago, trooper said:

Glastonbury Festival cancelled

At last, some positive news

[Gemmill 44487]

Everything is gonna be cancelled. If they haven't done it yet, it's only because they're informing stakeholders first. 

 

The schools thing. Johnson cannot keep England open while the rest of the UK closes, so I suspect that'll be today's press conference. 

[Meenzer 15425]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Sure that's CT's worktop!

 

For old times' sake...

 

[ewerk 30366]

Private renters to be protected from evictions but it doesn't stop the rent owed from snowballing in the meantime. 

[trophyshy 7073]

If some of our members die maybe it'll free up some space on the server for me?

[PaddockLad 17124]

6 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

If some of our members die maybe it'll free up some space on the server for me?

 

How's your nipper mate?

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

How's your nipsy mate?

 

[NJS 4375]

16 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Private renters to be protected from evictions but it doesn't stop the rent owed from snowballing in the meantime. 

All of their measures are breathing space based- they've already said mortgages won't be "let-off" but will be expected to be paid so poor cunts who lose their jobs will still be fucked down the line. 

[ewerk 30366]

Yeah, I can understand the theory behind a mortgage holiday being that they extend your mortgage of a few months or slightly increase future repayments but to ask rent payers to pay back three months rent over a period of a year is going to be a struggle for a lot of people.

[NJS 4375]

Even if they followed the US and gave everyone 1 or 2k that's only one or two months rent in London.

 

That's also the problem of a housing sector based on parasites/landlords with buy-to-let mortgages - if we had mass council housing then it could be "written off" by government funding.

[Dr Gloom 21845]

i'm hearing lockdown could come into effect on friday - that's enforced quarantine with restrictions on leaving your house  - so get your walks in or a jog around the park in now while you still can. could be in effect for a while if the ret of europe is anything to go by. 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

Can I predict my armed revolution yet? 
 

 

[Renton 21388]

5 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm hearing lockdown could come into effect on friday - that's enforced quarantine with restrictions on leaving your house  - so get your walks in or a jog around the park in now while you still can. could be in effect for a while if the ret of europe is anything to go by. 

 

Okay, for those of us that haven't panic bought, as advised by the government, what the fuck do we do in that situation? How's it going to be enforced? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13835]

Primed for self-isolation, me. With the advent of tantric sex exploration, I could do 3 month easy. 

[Dr Gloom 21845]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Okay, for those of us that haven't panic bought, as advised by the government, what the fuck do we do in that situation? How's it going to be enforced? 

by the army, apparently. but hopefully we will be allowed out to buy food etc, as in other countries

 

[Gemmill 44487]

I don't believe that's gonna happen. As long as people are leaving the house to go to work, they can be leaving the house to go to anywhere. It's completely unenforceable and there aren't enough police or armed forces to do it anyway.