Ayatollah Hermione 14807 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Absolutely cannot wait for Gemmill getting absolutely chinned. The dog will be having a sly nibble of what it thinks is your corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7484 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Had mine yesterday. AZ. Felt a bit heady last night and fairly lazy today but I’m fairly lazy every day. Some of my mates have carried on as if they’re dying. Absolute jessies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51220 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 16:53, Ayatollah Hermione said: Absolutely cannot wait for Gemmill getting absolutely chinned. The dog will be having a sly nibble of what it thinks is your corpse. Expand Have you had your pick 'n' mix second dose yet? I see they've just started doing a study into whether mix and match works/is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14807 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 They sorted me a Pfizer jab at another clinic since I’m essentially a national treasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11344 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 14/04/2021 at 15:57, Toonpack said: You'll be getting the clot version there (unless they've run out) Edit - everyone I know/work with who has had AZ was fucked for 2 days afterwards, deffo NOT a Friday jab if you can avoid. Evidently Pfizer screws you after second jab (according to my yank colleagues) so will be a Monday/Tuesday for my second if I can possibly arrange it. Expand I had the Astrazeneca one and didn't feel any side effects. Sounds like your mates/colleagues are all using 'side effects' as an excuse not to see you. Probably all out having pizzas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Or a more palatable nation's food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51220 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 He gets the cot version. CHEESE ON TOAST MOTHERFUCKERS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11811 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 08:09, The Fish said: I had the Astrazeneca one and didn't feel any side effects. Sounds like your mates/colleagues are all using 'side effects' as an excuse not to see you. Probably all out having pizzas. Expand Given I abide by the rules seeing mates is not an option, so you are sooooooo fucking wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11344 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 09:10, Toonpack said: Given I abide by the rules seeing mates is not an option, so you are sooooooo fucking wrong. Expand Lockdown stopped you meeting mates, not having mates. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11811 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 09:28, The Fish said: Lockdown stopped you meeting mates, not having mates. Expand I have a considerable number of mates, given I'm not a cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14807 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 I’ve got 104 friends 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 12:16, Ayatollah Hermione said: I’ve got 104 friends Expand What are they called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11811 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 12:22, Monkeys Fist said: What are they called? Expand Inmates 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 10568 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 12:16, Ayatollah Hermione said: I’ve got 104 friends Expand fair play mate. the only number I.have in me phone is the wife's and sometimes even she blocks me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4296 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 16:36, thebrokendoll said: fair play mate. the only number I.have in me phone is the wife's and sometimes even she blocks me. Expand I am genuinely shocked if I receive a call or text when I’m in the same place as the wife. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4671 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 12:16, Ayatollah Hermione said: I’ve got 104 friends Expand Oh you like people? Name them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11344 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 On 15/04/2021 at 12:10, Toonpack said: I have a considerable number of mates, given I'm not a cunt Expand Your pizza opinion suggests otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51220 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Newcastle's Sexiest got his vaccination yesterday afternoon (Atrazeneca). As of this morning (17 hours post vaccine), I can report: No dead arm No side effects This is how the non-feebs operate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19331 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 Enjoy your imminent blood clot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51220 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 You get a little leaflet about that now, and they ask if you've got any questions about the risks, to which my response was "Lady, do I LOOK like a man who needs to worry about blood clots? Let's get this party started." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 My pal, the lad who had 2 strokes in his early 30s and has a blood clotting syndrome that he's on warafin for, Kidney disease and epilepsy got his jab a few weeks ago and was told he should have probably shielded for the last year. He's in the middle of suing the NHS after the doctor sent him home from a&e after failing to.diagnose his first stroke, despite blatant red flags, telling him to double his blood pressure medication. Hope he takes them to the cleaners Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 He's now got a blind spot and lost dexterity in one of his hands amongst other ailments. No droopy face luckily, I told him I wouldn't hang about with him if that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Meanwhile his (also my) employer furloughed anyone that once had asthma as a kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 5316 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 On 18/04/2021 at 14:15, TheGingerQuiff said: He's now got a blind spot and lost dexterity in one of his hands amongst other ailments. No droopy face luckily, I told him I wouldn't hang about with him if that happened. Expand Poor sod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 On 18/04/2021 at 20:18, Andrew said: Poor sod. Expand Aye, imagine having Quiff as a mate… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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