Coronavirus

[Dr Gloom 21868]

but fuck off, at least i don't hate an adorable new born puppy!

[Gemmill 44561]

46 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

but fuck off, at least i don't hate an adorable new born puppy!

 

He's a cunt. 

[Gemmill 44561]

 

Look at the attitude on him. Thinks he's fucking Liam Gallagher. Your coat's too big dickhead! 

[The Fish 10821]

Got my appointment for the first jab. 

 

Hoping it gives me superpowers.

[Toonpack 9321]

22 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Look at the attitude on him. Thinks he's fucking Liam Gallagher. Your coat's too big dickhead! 

You love him really

[Meenzer 15467]

 

This is what dog ownership does to a man. Be warned.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

3 hours ago, The Fish said:

Got my appointment for the first jab. 

 

Hoping it gives me superpowers.

Bravado Boy?

Comedy Kid?

Captain Verbose?

[The Fish 10821]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Bravado Boy?

Comedy Kid?

Captain Verbose?

Just three of my secret identities.

[Gemmill 44561]

What the fuck? Is this cos you look 70?

[The Fish 10821]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

What the fuck? Is this cos you look 70?

I think it's either because I live in a Tory stronghold and they haven't cottoned on yet, or it's linked to the NHS fuck up where they thought I was the Dave with a transplant and have sickle cell anemia...

[spongebob toonpants 3961]

i'm booked in for Sunday - instantly immune to everything, correct?

[ewerk 30409]

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

[The Fish 10821]

10 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

Already had your third booster shot then?

[Dr Gloom 21868]

22 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

I didn't know Gemmill had the vaccine already

[Tom 14011]

27 minutes ago, ewerk said:

They're definitely doing this rollout in reverse order of sexiness.

Please consider the implications of this post further.

[RobinRobin 11193]

11 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

i'm booked in for Sunday - instantly immune to everything, correct?

Does that include being immune to giving a fuck about NUFC? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

Positive tests at a Seaham school already. Ah shit, here we go again 

[Gemmill 44561]

SCHOOLS ARE SAFE! TEACHERS DON'T NEED VACCINES! 

[PaddockLad 17165]

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

[sammynb 3353]

Without a blood clot possibly!

[ewerk 30409]

Aye, you'd be better off asking for the Australian vaccine.

[ewerk 30409]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

11 weeks after initial dose is the current plan.

[Gemmill 44561]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

Visited 5 surgeries across Dorset yesterday....no 2nd doses of vaccine have been scheduled for delivery as yet....got to say I’m not confident about getting mine within 3 months now. Which leaves us where?  

 

Maybe they read your posts on here about how the first one gave you a booboo on your arm and they don't think you can hack number 2.

 

I haven't even had the OFFER of one dose yet, you greedy cunts!

 

[sammynb 3353]

12 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Aye, you'd be better off asking for the Australian vaccine.

 

It’s the same fucking vaccine as our tories are helping out boris and his cunty mates!

We could have had the pfizer ine but no cunts united.

[ewerk 30409]

Then invent your own fucking vaccine, ya flamin' ungrateful drongo.

Edited March 12, 2021 by ewerk