Coronavirus

[Gemmill 46209]

5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Nailed on Gemmill is getting a Pug, btw- genetically fucked and barely able to breathe. 

 

Cavapoo motherfucker. Macho macho dog. 

[Monkeys Fist 43232]

[RobinRobin 11660]

Good news is that they are starting jabs on Monday in Oz - better late than never, but I anticipate it will be quite some time before I get one.  Not quite as crippled as most on here, by the sounds of it, even if I am immuno-suppressed.  

[sammynb 3532]

8 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Good news is that they are starting jabs on Monday in Oz - better late than never, but I anticipate it will be quite some time before I get one.  Not quite as crippled as most on here, by the sounds of it, even if I am immuno-suppressed.  

 

Allegedly if you are immune suppressed you can get it earlier than others, you just have to register somewhere, on some list according to Ms Nb - I like you fall in that category.

I’m hoping they will give us the pfzier version not that crappy English one that our governments Tory mates have promised them.

[RobinRobin 11660]

On 19/02/2021 at 11:10, sammynb said:

 

Allegedly if you are immune suppressed you can get it earlier than others, you just have to register somewhere, on some list according to Ms Nb - I like you fall in that category.

I’m hoping they will give us the pfzier version not that crappy English one that our governments Tory mates have promised them.

Yes, at my age and immuno suppressed, I think I am in category 2, but that puts me well behind most of the UK and USA, it seems given how long Scomo and his mates have taken for a #worldclassateverything (apart from, of course, getting a vaccine up and running quickly and ensuring safety of your women in Parliament) government.

Frankly don't care which one I get.  The crappy English one is being manufactured in Oz, so the worst of both worlds  

[Monkeys Fist 43232]

I heard that taking Omega 3 capsules in boiling water would act as a COVID vaccine, so I gave it a go- ended up with burns on my lips. 
 

Don’t worry though, they’re super fish oil. 

[Sonatine 11615]

[Dr Gloom 22203]

So shit it’s funny

[Tom 14021]

I had the Oxford vaccine today.

 

[PaddockLad 17749]

49 minutes ago, Tom said:

I had the Oxford vaccine today.

 

 

"TT Feebles 5 ; ewerk & Gemmil 0" 

 

 

[Gemmill 46209]

We're still fighting for this... Etc. 

[Isegrim 9911]

Gemmill should qualify for vaccination because he is hung like a Chinese mouse tbh

[Gemmill 46209]

This sort of attack is why Brexit happened. 

[Tom 14021]

36 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

We're still fighting for this... Etc. 

They’ll no doubt arrange a vaccine for you if you ring 119

[Isegrim 9911]

32 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

This sort of attack is why Brexit happened. 

I agree. It was certainly a result of small dick syndrome.

[Tom 14021]

23 hours ago, Tom said:

I had the Oxford vaccine today.

 

Some brutal side effects from this  

[trophyshy 7084]

3 minutes ago, Tom said:

Some brutal side effects from this  

Such as?

[trophyshy 7084]

Talking like a twat and wearing a tweed scarf?  

[Tom 14021]

Just now, trophyshy said:

Such as?

About 12 hours after I had it I got a pure lethal fever, muscles aching, nasty headache etc. Fatigue. Feel absolutely buggered. 

[trophyshy 7084]

Sounds like the real thing. I prescribe a few cans.  

[Ayatollah Hermione 14094]

Life “back to normal” by June. It’s that easy.

[Tom 14021]

Get the pubs open, then ahhll be bothered

[Meenzer 15743]

I don't mind the relaxation if the vaccine/hospitalisation stats really are as positive as they seem to be, but scheduling the "stay at home order lifted but people urged to stay local wherever possible" phase for the week before Easter rather than the week after is going to mean absolute chaos on the holiday weekend, isn't it?  

[Monkeys Fist 43232]

[Sonatine 11615]