Meenzer 15466 Posted February 17, 2021 Share Posted February 17, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 https://edition.cnn.com/2021/02/17/europe/uk-astrazeneca-vaccine-contract-details-intl/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 First vaccine booked 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Absolutely mental that I haven't got my vaccination appointment yet. The hit to global morale if I get this thing is not even worth thinking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 You can call 119 and they’ll sort you out. Im clinically vulnerable but for some reason wasn’t on the government list. So they had to speak to Drs surgery and make sure I wasn’t bullshitting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Out of the blue phone call from my GP's surgery just now - would I like a covid vaccine? - just resisted the "fuck yes" and settled for yes, please. Booked in for next Friday afternoon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15466 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I've been offered my first dose even though none of the myriad things that are wrong with me should theoretically be enough to put me on any kind of priority list. Anecdotally they're properly flying through the patient lists in some places and being fairly sluggish in others, though, so it just might be that. After that story about the 6cm bloke yesterday I'm expecting to turn up and be told they still have my booze weight on their records and I should fuck off home though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 They should let the vaccinated lads go to the pub. That’s what they should do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30406 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Of course it's all the cripples and drains on society that's getting it first. FFS. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17158 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Absolutely mental that I haven't got my vaccination appointment yet. The hit to global morale if I get this thing is not even worth thinking about. You could’ve had one of the two I’ve been offered....I was off a fortnight ago and an exceedingly senior manager phoned me on my own personal mobile to inform me I could get vaccinated locally the next day...after resisting the urge to utter “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYIING AT PHONING ME ON THIS NUMBER YA FUCKIN JUMPED UP CUNT?!” ( I opted for the slightly more diplomatic “ Lewis, slightly surprised to hear you on this line..” ) I had to inform him that I’d already been done in January... all that was left for me to do was to thank him for his considerate actions that day and carry on my way to the dump/rural fire log vendor I was en route to...I expect you’ll be down the bottom of the list with @ewerk you know, folk who don’t matter too much in the big scheme of things.. Edited February 18, 2021 by PaddockLad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21441 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 10 minutes ago, ewerk said: Of course it's all the cripples and drains on society that's getting it first. FFS. Gemmill's not had his yet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, ewerk said: Of course it's all the cripples and drains on society that's getting it first. FFS. Tom wants them all back in the pub ffs. Imagine if it kicked off if someone spilt someone's inhaler or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: You could’ve had one of the two I’ve been offered....I was off a fortnight ago and an exceedingly senior manager phoned me on my own personal mobile to inform me I could get vaccinated locally the next day...after resisting the urge to utter “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYIING AT PHONING ME ON THIS NUMBER YA FUCKIN JUMPED UP CUNT?!” ( I opted for the slightly more diplomatic “ Lewis, slightly surprised to hear you on this line..” ) I had to inform him that I’d already been done in January... all that was left for me to do was to thank him for his considerate actions that day and carry on my way to the dump/rural fire log vendor I was en route to...I expect you’ll be down the bottom of the list with @ewerk you know, folk who don’t matter too much in the big scheme of things.. I think I might be in the Probably Already Immune Sexual Innovator category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30406 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 As if we’re going to be able to repopulate the world with all your dodgy genes if the shit really hits the fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Agreed, you can't have everyone at the top of the food chain. If you could stay alive to supply a steady stream of useless cunts, it'll give my offspring someone to boss about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I'm gonna look very rude if you weren't talking to me. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30406 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Given that you’re the most famous limp dick on this board I don’t think any of us are ever going to have to worry about your offspring. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Kids are for clowns. As all of you whining fucks have discovered over the course of the past year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42196 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 47 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Kids are for clowns. As all of you whining fucks have discovered over the course of the past year. From the lad about to do a Cummings to pick up another furry shit-machine, requiring constant feeding and poop retrieval, in return for it parking it’s hoop on your face to wake you up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42196 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 I’m also booked for my cripple jab next week 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Absolutely mental the number of feebs on Toontastic. Anyone know if Newcastle-Online is still going, just as a contingency plan? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30406 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 At least no matter how long it takes me to get it I’ll still have it a year before Isegrim. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44559 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Wait a fucking minute. I've got a pacemaker. It's just taken me 7 fucking months to get covered for life and critical illness cos most of these dicks just point blank won't insure people with a pacemaker even though it has literally cured the problem I had. How the fuck am I not getting an offer of an early vaccination?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30406 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Tom wants them all back in the pub ffs. Imagine if it kicked off if someone spilt someone's inhaler or something. *Scuffle ensues* *Wheezing intensifies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42196 Posted February 18, 2021 Share Posted February 18, 2021 Nailed on Gemmill is getting a Pug, btw- genetically fucked and barely able to breathe. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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