Alex 34938 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 4 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Rather that, than needing one to find my cock The phrase ‘hung like a Chinese mouse’ springs to mind 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Alex said: The phrase ‘hung like a Chinese mouse’ springs to mind How is Gemmill, did you say? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42149 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Renton said: No. You can zoom the words now with your fingers you know. Takes ages like, especially when your fingers are arthritic. Takes even longer on mine. (which button is the zoom?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7011 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Brutal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4188 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 hours ago, Toonpack said: Rather that, than needing one to find my cock Like you have a reason to find your cock anyway. Hasn’t been wet in 20 years and you piss in a bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15449 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Honestly, what the fuck is the point of this kind of announcement? All it tells people is "sure, you're not allowed to have anyone round to your house but we won't police anything that's 14 people or less, so go for it". We're never going to get out of this, are we? 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42149 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 I’m guessing the sign language guy didn’t change expression for the entirety of the announcement. ” Eh…?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Wait, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34938 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 10 hours ago, Meenzer said: Honestly, what the fuck is the point of this kind of announcement? All it tells people is "sure, you're not allowed to have anyone round to your house but we won't police anything that's 14 people or less, so go for it". We're never going to get out of this, are we? Oh, and we haven’t got the police to enforce it with any regularity either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30385 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Wait, what? I guess 'Government to provide necessary support to covid sufferers' just wasn't as catchy a headline. Also, it's going to cost £453m a week? Are we expecting 900,000 cases a week now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 400 people...! that would be a massive wedding even if we weren't at the peak of a pandemic https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-55764673 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30385 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Oy vey! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15449 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 In an extra touch of the bizarre, apparently the rabbi who was the school principal died from the virus last April. You'd think that might have left an impression, but nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 wtf were the school doing taking the booking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21404 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 So the new variant is associated with a higher mortality rate after all. This just keeps on getting better. 😱 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5188 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Is this the one that is 8 times more resistant to vaccines? I'm struggling to keep up with the doomscrolling tbh, I've long assumed we bottomed out into a hell dimension sometime around 2016. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 That explains the lack of PS5s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30385 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 Those Chinese just refuse to be beaten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21404 Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 3 hours ago, Rayvin said: Is this the one that is 8 times more resistant to vaccines? I'm struggling to keep up with the doomscrolling tbh, I've long assumed we bottomed out into a hell dimension sometime around 2016. The English one spreads like fuck and fucks you up more, but is stopped by the vaccine. The SA one doesn't spread faster, its unknown if it fucks you up more, and it might be vaccine resistant. The Brazil one, fuck knows. Hope that clears it up for you and wasn't too technical. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30385 Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55795608 Time to pipe down, Gemmill. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42149 Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Why has Tubbs the Lurker “thanked” that comment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11162 Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Why has Tubbs the Lurker “thanked” that comment? Fat fingers? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15449 Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Maybe he's bored of having to affect a lisp while home schooling for maximum authenticity. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21861 Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Meanwhile, in New Zealand, they’re already back to putting on music festivals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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