Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Channel 4 at 9. Episode 2 immediately available on All4 if you can't wait til tomorrow night. It appears to be about some radge middle aged housewife who kills people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 My Brother in Law announced at the dinner table on Christmas Day that some coca cola had tested positive for Covid btw. I asked whether he'd also believe it if Facebook told him that someone got a can of coke pregnant. That was a tense couple of sprouts. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: We've got the vaccine this time as well though. Covid is about to get its fucking balls kicked right off. And this time we're wearing winklepickers. My point was a complete lockdown will only plateau the virus until the vaccine is sufficiently rolled out. I didn't feel very confident about that given Johnson's caveats we needed a fair wind in our tails, the massive twat. Also the point was made by this lass that given the high prevalence rate further mutations are certain, and it is definitely possible one could overcome the vaccine. It's already rumoured the SA strain is vaccine resistant. See what you've made me do? This virus is a right cunt mind. Just when you think you have it beaten, it kicks you in the nads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Is China still rolling along virus-free? Genuine question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Renton said: My point was a complete lockdown will only plateau the virus until the vaccine is sufficiently rolled out. I didn't feel very confident about that given Johnson's caveats we needed a fair wind in our tails, the massive twat. Also the point was made by this lass that given the high prevalence rate further mutations are certain, and it is definitely possible one could overcome the vaccine. It's already rumoured the SA strain is vaccine resistant. See what you've made me do? This virus is a right cunt mind. Just when you think you have it beaten, it kicks you in the nads. Nothing kicks me in the nads! Anyway listen, you're right that cunto's claims of all the shit he was gonna do by my d Feb need filing alongside "we'll have this thing beat in 6 weeks", "things will be back to normal by Christmas", and "Operation Moonshot" But its not as bad as last March cos we've got something to combat it with this time. And the bloke from BionTech said 6 weeks to tweak the vaccine if the new strain is resistant. I'm Covid Keegan here. You must feel like you could play for England by the end of this pep talk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: My Brother in Law announced at the dinner table on Christmas Day that some coca cola had tested positive for Covid btw. I asked whether he'd also believe it if Facebook told him that someone got a can of coke pregnant. That was a tense couple of sprouts. I remember the one about a lass who frigged herself with an old style cola bottle, created a vacuum, and sucked her vaginall tract into it. Way before Facebook though. Edited January 4, 2021 by Renton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Is China still rolling along virus-free? Genuine question. Why wouldn't it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Lads it's Police Custody time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Why wouldn't it be? Because it's borders aren't closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 7 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Is China still rolling along virus-free? Genuine question. I think they are doing alright because they had a proper lockdown & stuck to it. Plus they’re quarantining places by force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 22 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Is everyone ready for 24 Hours in Police Custody at 9 btw? Two part special. Blow those covid worries away with a good British murder. We're currently destroying the first two rounds of tonight's Only Connect. Teams of nerds scattering like bowling pins in our wake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Tom said: I think they are doing alright because they had a proper lockdown & stuck to it. Plus they’re quarantining places by force I was just reading this https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.ft.com/content/2d759671-0b1d-4587-ba63-7480990f0438 and laughing at the suggestion that it's racist to be suspicious of them. Edited January 4, 2021 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: We're currently destroying the first two rounds of tonight's Only Connect. Teams of nerds scattering like bowling pins in our wake. I've never watched that. Maybe it's about to become my new lockdown crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30370 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Just the small task of 2.3m vaccinations per week and you’ll be out by March. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 My mam has already told me she's refusing the vaccine so that's one less for them to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 11 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Lads it's Police Custody time. I haven't watched live TV in ages. When did TSB land Ross from Friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4375 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: My mam has already told me she's refusing the vaccine so that's one less for them to worry about. I've seen 13-14m quoted as the number in those four groups - I reckon 20% will refuse it which takes 2-3m off it. I'm either in group 6 or 8 so if they do hit the 2m target I'm hopeful of maybe getting one by the end of march at the latest. Big if of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 I’m 30, with no underlying conditions (I hope) so I’m basically resigned to never getting one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Are all the lower league sides Covid secure? Can’t see the cup going ahead this weekend if not tbh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said: I’m 30, with no underlying conditions (I hope) so I’m basically resigned to never getting one You can get round that by contracting the virus and developing immunity that way No need for thanks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 4 minutes ago, NJS said: I've seen 13-14m quoted as the number in those four groups - I reckon 20% will refuse it which takes 2-3m off it. I'm either in group 6 or 8 so if they do hit the 2m target I'm hopeful of maybe getting one by the end of march at the latest. Big if of course. Good luck. I'd have it tonight if the twats would give me it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 They've arrested Bravado Dave! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21847 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 This aged well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34913 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: It was at the time, bitchtits! Anyway that cancels out with me being right about schools, so apologies accepted from the entire board. Just don't ever doubt me again. You need two positives. One to cancel out the negative and one to have a positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Lockdown 2.0, baby. Anybody got a job they can give me to sit on my arse in the house and pretend I’m busy? You can teach my lad the difference between a Double Stroke Roll and a Paradiddle? I can’t pay you, but I’ve got 3 followers on MySpace so can offer massive exposure in return Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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