Coronavirus

[Tom 14013]

Not so long ago it was....

[Alex 35601]

Tim Martin is a fucking cunt so it’s not really a massive surprise. 

[ewerk 31221]

Anyone know just how effective this Oxford vaccine is? It’s was claimed to be 95% effective at the weekend but it has been approved for two full doses rather than the half dose/full dose combination that seemed to be much more effective in earlier trials.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Depends heavily which vial the strain attacking you came out of.

[Howmanheyman 33887]

11 hours ago, Meenzer said:

For fuck's sake.

 

THE FIGURES ARE AS "LOW" AS THEY ARE BECAUSE OF THE MEASURES TAKEN, THEY'RE NOT A REASON TO STOP TAKING THE MEASURES

 

How fucking thick do you have to be to not get this

 

I sincerely hope history absolutely pulls these type of cunts to bits especially the prominent ones but they say history is written by the victors and these bastards are backed by serious money.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Meenzer has backers?

[Howmanheyman 33887]

1 minute ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Meenzer has backers?

Aye. All in the Eurovision Research Group. Grrrr. 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

NE in tier 4? 

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, Ugly Mackems said:

NE in tier 4? 

Yeah from midnight tonight 

[Tom 14013]

What a shower of cunts 

[trooper 940]

Stay at home

If you live in Tier 4 you must not leave or be outside of your home or garden except where you have a ‘reasonable excuse’.

[PaddockLad 17689]

We've been bumped up TWO tiers

 

Entire WhatsApp groups are currently decamping to pubs as we speak.....due to my recent illness I think I'd be about as welcome as a side of bacon at a bar mitzvah so think I'll give it a miss...

[trooper 940]

I was going to say I cant believe he hasn't gone for a full Lockdown but actually I can 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

No one takes any notice anyway. 

[trooper 940]

Over 50,000 new cases today & over 900 deaths & still no Lockdown. Its beggars belief 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14066]

Schools, colleges and Unis still open though. Unbelievable.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

My choice of cocaine over cheese over the Xmas period about to pay dividends with the gyms shutting again.  

[Alex 35601]

7 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Schools, colleges and Unis still open though. Unbelievable.

Schools reopening is being delayed /reviewed isn’t it? Universities being allowed to reopen would be fucking ludicrous. So it’ll probably happen 

[Alex 35601]

I’m kind of pleased it hasn’t been delayed until too late. I’ve been out walking the dogs over the past few days and the roads have been busy but today it was like rush hour on a Friday almost. Seems like a lot of people are being anything but careful 

[ewerk 31221]

Millions of young people moving across the country to live and mix with other young people? Don’t see the problem, mate.

[trophyshy 7084]

1 hour ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

My choice of cocaine over cheese over the Xmas period about to pay dividends with the gyms shutting again.  

Never tried that. I’ve had speed on my cereal a few times.  

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

17 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Never tried that. I’ve had speed on my cereal a few times.  

Works great with a finely grated parmesan 

[Monkeys Fist 43098]

Parmesan Coco Pops? 
 

Sounds like a special at Fish’s English Tapas Shack. 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I meant the Italian cheese, the teesside slab of chicken with melted cheddar would be a more likely find on Fish's menu. 

[Billy Whitehurst 933]

Where I live is in one of the ‘Contingency Framework’ areas where primary schools aren’t allowed to open. The impending horror of home schooling has already ruined 2021. Roll on 2022.

Edited December 30, 2020 by Billy Whitehurst