Coronavirus

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

Something fucky about his canines- has anyone held the pic up to a mirror? 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-54868143?at_custom1=[post+type]&at_custom3=BBC+News&at_medium=custom7&at_custom4=71F640C8-2284-11EB-9875-FA564D484DA4&at_campaign=64&at_custom2=facebook_page&fbclid=IwAR04kE6EPmlex1TzUsz0kGHdooEoxi2hSorBit2dWzDiZpVuhYpqMkDTkc8

[Dr Gloom 21801]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 Nailed it. 

 

 

Not quite. He’s teeth are a bit too big 

[Meenzer 15371]

Just spotted that BioNTech are based in Mainz. Meenzer power!

[Meenzer 15371]

On 09/11/2020 at 14:57, Toonpack said:

Hope the trucks can keep them at minus 80 whilst they queue at the docks come January !!!!

 

You'll be reassured to hear that this was raised in parliament yesterday and Hancock's answer was "I have confidence in our plans". No suggestion of what the plans are, but they'll have some. Definitely.

 

 

[Tom 14011]

It’s like being governed by the underpants gnomes off South Park.

[Howmanheyman 32713]

Dropping like flies at my place. Either got it or isolating. We've got to wear masks, try and keep our distance, (impossible) and wash our hands regularly as well a few other measures in place. Anyway, bottom line......carry on regardless.

[Toonpack 9170]

1 hour ago, Meenzer said:

 

You'll be reassured to hear that this was raised in parliament yesterday and Hancock's answer was "I have confidence in our plans". No suggestion of what the plans are, but they'll have some. Definitely.

 

Plans you say !! So when we can't get a vaccine it'll be the remainer's fault, probably sums it up.

If this thing actually does work, there's going to be a bun fight for it, I wouldn't be surprised if they adopt an "EU first" supply policy, especially when initial supplies are limited and if we fuck them over with torn up treaty and no-deal. (Which would then be the EU's fault and a Tory plan B to the above)

[Renton 21231]

3 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Plans you say !! So when we can't get a vaccine it'll be the remainer's fault, probably sums it up.

If this thing actually does work, there's going to be a bun fight for it, I wouldn't be surprised if they adopt an "EU first" supply policy, especially when initial supplies are limited and if we fuck them over with torn up treaty and no-deal. (Which would then be the EU's fault and a Tory plan B to the above)

 

Aye, expect a lot of warm empty phials trundling into Dover. Or phials full of warm piss!

 

[Alex 34786]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

Dropping like flies at my place. Either got it or isolating. We've got to wear masks, try and keep our distance, (impossible) and wash our hands regularly as well a few other measures in place. Anyway, bottom line......carry on regardless.

Hope you’re ok

[Howmanheyman 32713]

55 minutes ago, Alex said:

Hope you’re ok

So far, it's half my shift who have it or isolating. Sat with a lad on my breaks yesterday and he started to have symptoms by the end of it. He's off today to get a test. 

[Alex 34786]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

So far, it's half my shift who have it or isolating. Sat with a lad on my breaks yesterday and he started to have symptoms by the end of it. He's off today to get a test. 

Fuck’s sake. Sounds like a nightmare 

[Monkeys Fist 42004]

I’d book a night in Galashiels if I was you mate. 
 

Sounds ropey as fuck, your workplace. 

[Howmanheyman 32713]

It was pre-covid so no surprises now.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13768]

Same here. It’s an absolute minor miracle that we haven’t had an outbreak

[Alex 34786]

I know some people work at Nissan who reckon it’s rife there like. Predictable, unfortunately 

[Toonpack 9170]

12 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Same here. It’s an absolute minor miracle that we haven’t had an outbreak

Not surprised. Wash your hands and don't type and shit will help.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13768]

If I reveal that my post about that was actually not true, will you stop following me around and trying to be funny about it?

[Meenzer 15371]

Nar

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[Dr Gloom 21801]

Vaccine wars!

[Blastronaut 1333]

Missus just told me there's some folk in one her "mums" forum saying that if the vaccine is 90% effective they'd rather take their chances with the virus, since the mortality rate from covid is far less than 10%. 

 

Fuck me man its no fucking wonder our death toll is the highest in Europe. 

 

 

[Isegrim 9717]

It does mean that only 8 out of 100 dissidents getting treated with the vaccine died during a randomised trial, while those who got the novichok placebo were killed more effectively.

[Kid Dynamite 6985]

On 09/11/2020 at 11:23, PaddockLad said:

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/09/uk-government-fails-to-publish-details-of-4bn-covid-contracts-with-private-firms?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other&__twitter_impression=true

All corrupt bastards. I see Sunak plans to whack up capital gains tax to claw back some cash. The top rate of tax remains unchanged though and huge corporations are still allowed to tax dodge 

[Blastronaut 1333]

12 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

All corrupt bastards. I see Sunak plans to whack up capital gains tax to claw back some cash. The top rate of tax remains unchanged though and huge corporations are still allowed to tax dodge 

 

I expect no less. Never trust a Tory. 

 

What's the quote again? If there's any decent ones they're like sweetcorn in a turd. You could argue they've kept their integrity but they're still inbedded in shit.