Coronavirus

[Gemmill 46208]

Looks like the NE and the NW has been most successful at letting older people catch it from the heavily infected 16 to 29 year old group. 

[PaddockLad 17749]

18 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

What were you up to like? Did you throw your keys into a punch bowl? 

 

No just sat around playing 7 card brag

 

the key thing is more a summer gig for us southern shandy drinkers

 

 

[PaddockLad 17749]

20 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Van Tam is on now sounding the alarm. 

 

He was great in universal soldier but his stuff  went down hill after that

 

 

[trooper 940]

14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

He was great in universal soldier but his stuff  went down hill after that

 

 

I always thought that was Dick Van Dyke 

[Tom 14021]

It’s really starting to get to me mind.  

Ive been on my own since March, occasionally seeing people from a distance but it’s not really the same as we can’t really do anything. 

Working from home is starting to grate on me too but I suppose it’d be the same if I was in the office but couldn’t go somewhere with my mates.

We’re pretty much back to where we started and there’s no light at the end of the tunnel. 
 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43232]

You can always look forward to next year mate, when we’ll have the army on the streets trying to control the panicking masses because there’s no food on the shelves. 
 

But at least we’ll  have “OUR SOVRINTY” and we can all play “Which Greek Island Is Johnson Hiding On Now”

[Tom 14021]

Yay. I’ll be isolated and hungry  

Singing my new 10hr long song “I told you this would happen you daft cunts”

[Meenzer 15742]

1 minute ago, Tom said:

Yay. I’ll be isolated and hungry  

Singing my new 10hr long song “I told you this would happen you daft cunts”

 

Musician? You'll have been forcibly retrained in "cyber" by then.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14094]

More likely she’ll be assigned a role in one of Jeff Bezos’ nightmare cabins, picking Fire Sticks for the next 15 years

[Tom 14021]

Aye  

I know a lad who’s mate works canny high up in one of those death sheds & he treats his employees terribly.

Says he’ll regularly get pissed and break out the “you know lads, I probably make more money than you put together” carry on. 
 

Apparently they know when you’re standing still etc  

[Gemmill 46208]

 

 

Toon toon! No change for Newcastle yet. 

 

 

[Sonatine 11615]

 

[Gemmill 46208]

 

 

I mean, if you think the restrictions are necessary, you can't just make them advisory. They're either needed or they're not. 

 

 

[Gemmill 46208]

GCSEs and A Levels to go ahead next year, but don't worry cos Williamson has allowed a whole extra 3 weeks to catch up on any time lost through Covid. 

[ewerk 31238]

Hospital rates now above March levels. At least Gemmill will be happy.

[Renton 22059]

34 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Musician? You'll have been forcibly retrained in "cyber" by then.

 

 

For the benefit of doubt, this isn't real is it? 

[Renton 22059]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Toon toon! No change for Newcastle yet. 

 

 

 

Woo hoo! I'm off on holiday! 

[Gemmill 46208]

 

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Hospital rates now above March levels. At least Gemmill will be happy.

 

The graph they showed earlier, hospitalisations in Newcastle are 12 per million. At their peak they were at 40 per million.

 

As I've said all along, I'm not a denier, but if I was Vallance I'd be keeping my head down for a bit seeing as he had cases at 49k per day by this point in October... 

[Tom 14021]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

For the benefit of doubt, this isn't real is it? 

 

[Ugly Mackems 134]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

Dangerous places these Labour Clubs. You never know who could be lurking.

Season ticket holders mainly. Or supafans as none attendees call them.

[Gemmill 46208]

2 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Season ticket holders mainly. Or supafans as none attendees call them.

 

Supadopes is what I call people still buying season tickets for Newcastle. 

[Renton 22059]

 

10 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

Dan looks like he needs his hard drive checked or his patio excavated. 

Edited October 12, 2020 by Renton

[Renton 22059]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

The graph they showed earlier, hospitalisations in Newcastle are 12 per million. At their peak they were at 40 per million.

 

As I've said all along, I'm not a denier, but if I was Vallance I'd be keeping my head down for a bit seeing as he had cases at 49k per day by this point in October... 

 

He said that was the trajectory, it wasn't a forecast. And we'll likely be on about half that rate this week, so he's not that far out (one doubling). The important metric is hospital admissions, and there direction of travel, which doesn't look good. 

[Meenzer 15742]

5 minutes ago, Renton said:

Dan looks like he needs his hard drive checked or his patio excavated. 

 

Both of which are good career moves. It all fits.

[Alex 35667]

7 minutes ago, Ugly Mackems said:

Season ticket holders mainly. Or supafans as none attendees call them.

I think you mean non-attendees. You might want to put that trying to be clever schtick away for good. File it next to trying to be funny and trying to wind people up.