Coronavirus

[Renton 22034]

14 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Just the 770 students at Northumbria Uni testing positive

 

Just heard. Fucking hell. Filfthy students. 

[Sonatine 11601]

One of the lasses at work has a kid sister there, from what she's said it sounds like it's been party central since they went back.

[trooper 940]

Looks like 94 new cases at Newcastle Uni as well today 

[Alex 35663]

37 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

One of the lasses at work has a kid sister there, from what she's said it sounds like it's been party central since they went back.

I mean, who could’ve predicted that? 

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

90% of them don't even have symptoms.

[Toonpack 10039]

25 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

90% of them don't even have symptoms.

Maybe but they’re still contagious 🙄

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

8 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Maybe but they’re still contagious 🙄

 

Didn't say they weren't there mate 

[Kid Dynamite 7191]

4 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

Didn't say they weren't there mate 

Picking fights at 05.30 on a Saturday morning. Don't let anyone tell you you're not committed to the cause!

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

2 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Picking fights at 05.30 on a Saturday morning. Don't let anyone tell you you're not committed to the cause!

 

Up early for overtime, thanks to Donald!

[Carl 175]

almost 13000 cases today, we are all going to get this ?

[trooper 940]

36 minutes ago, Carl said:

almost 13000 cases today, we are all going to get this ?

Looks Whitty & Valance's forecast is working. Lock the fucking country down Boris ffs

[trooper 940]

Boris's dad in Athens airport last Sunday 

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/boris-johnsons-dad-caught-flouting-22787815

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Fat old tories can flout the rules as much as they want for me!

[trooper 940]

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[Renton 22034]

23,000 new positive cases today. I know there are problems with delayed results, but fuvking hell. I thought whitty and valance were being over optimistic the other week, looks likely now. 

[Toonpack 10039]

9 hours ago, Renton said:

23,000 new positive cases today. I know there are problems with delayed results, but fuvking hell. I thought whitty and valance were being over optimistic the other week, looks likely now. 

That’s because they found 15k or so tests From late Sept down the back of Dildo Harding’s sofa, utter shambles

[PaddockLad 17731]

 

[Sonatine 11601]

 

World beating 

[Toonpack 10039]

Unbelievable, the national database is a fucking spreadsheet !!!!!!

[ewerk 31237]

Congratulations on the new job @Rayvin

[Gemmill 46185]

Deaths figure is still not really shifting. Still time, but I would have expected some more significant movements by now. 

[Gemmill 46185]

The FT is reporting that no one under 50 is getting the vaccine btw. That sounds like a vote winner.

[Gemmill 46185]

On 04/10/2020 at 08:10, trooper said:

 

My lass's school got a call from the police telling them to make sure that kids don't mix together once they've left the grounds at the end of the school day.

 

Firstly, not the school's job, secondly, they've been in a classroom together all day, thirdly, please fuck off. 

[NJS 4411]

Fucking excel - it should have some in-built AI function that recognises its being used for data storage which blows up the pc, killing the stupid cunt who thought it was an appropriate tool. 

 

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