Coronavirus

[Gemmill 44561]

I assume it to mean that you can go to the pub by yourself (and remain by yourself), or go with members of your household (and remain with them). Anything else is breaking the rules. 

[Meenzer 15467]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Anything else is breaking the rules. 

 

Including making eye contact.

 

 

(I'm aware that's in London but it gave me a giggle. As if we willingly acknowledge each other down here anyway.)

[Monkeys Fist 42198]

ffs 
What about sexy glances? 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

My mothers 60th next week and I was planning on going for scran but genuinely don’t have any clue what the crack is  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

Please nobody make extended eye contact with my mam

[trooper 940]

So could 2 separate households with family   members book 2 tables for the same time  in a pub & go in seperatley ?

[Meenzer 15467]

1 minute ago, trooper said:

So could 2 separate households with family   members book 2 tables for the same time  in a pub & go in seperatley ?

 

Only if they remain blindfolded throughout.

[trooper 940]

1 minute ago, Meenzer said:

 

Only if they remain blindfolded throughout.

Excellent 

[trooper 940]

Boris Johnson to hold coronavirus press conference tomorrow

He will be joined by England's chief medical officer Professor Chris Whitty and chief scientific adviser Sir Patrick Vallance. 

[Gemmill 44561]

4 minutes ago, trooper said:

Boris Johnson to hold coronavirus press conference tomorrow

He will be joined by England's chief medical officer Professor Chris Whitty and chief scientific adviser Sir Patrick Vallance. 

 

What's the fucking point in that clownshoe coming along? Let the people with brains and ordered thoughts do it, and let them answer any questions that come their way. 

 

I've said it before and I recognise that it's a dismal thing to say, but we'd all have been better off if that prick had never emerged from the hospital. 

[Tom 14011]

Spot on like

[Dr Gloom 21868]

41 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Neither has this pissed cunt:

 

 

 

"as i understand it"

can't keep up with his own rules

[Dr Gloom 21868]

34 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Including making eye contact.

 

 

(I'm aware that's in London but it gave me a giggle. As if we willingly acknowledge each other down here anyway.)

good to see some in the hospitality trade haven't lost their sense of humour  

[ewerk 30408]

33 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

ffs 
What about sexy glances? 

MF with his best ‘sexy glance’.

 

[trooper 940]

One of my daughters whose a single parent with a 4 month old baby. Was advised by her health visitor last week she could visit & make up our bubble ( 5 in our household) she lives by herself. Under the new laws is this illegal now as she was hoping to come over tomorrow.

[trooper 940]

[Gemmill 44561]

18 minutes ago, trooper said:

One of my daughters whose a single parent with a 4 month old baby. Was advised by her health visitor last week she could visit & make up our bubble ( 5 in our household) she lives by herself. Under the new laws is this illegal now as she was hoping to come over tomorrow.

 

Aye, illegal from tomorrow. 

[trooper 940]

4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Aye, illegal from tomorrow. 

Ffs I've just told Mrs T she's not best pleased.

Edited September 29, 2020 by trooper

[Meenzer 15467]

You can still have your support bubble if it's been the same group of people throughout (i.e. your household + her and the bairn, no chopping and changing).

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Not that the authorities could prove that bit like

[trooper 940]

So we wont breaking the law ? Just the curtain twitchers around here would be on to the police straight away. 

[Meenzer 15467]

15 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Not that the authorities could prove that bit like

 

Oh aye, of course it's all wildly open to abuse anyway, but for anyone who wants to at least try and stick to the rules.  

[trooper 940]

We're trying to do everything right. Myself & Mrs T are deemed to be in the high risk category. 

[Meenzer 15467]

5 minutes ago, trooper said:

So we wont breaking the law ? Just the curtain twitchers around here would be on to the police straight away. 

 

That's my understanding of it anyway. This says you can still socialise with those in your support bubble in your own home even after the rules come in, and this says any single-adult household (e.g. a single parent with any number of kids) can form a support bubble with a household of any size.
 

 

[trooper 940]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

That's my understanding of it anyway. This says you can still socialise with those in your support bubble in your own home even after the rules come in, and this says any single-adult household (e.g. a single parent with any number of kids) can form a support bubble with a household of any size.
 

 

Cheers Meenz I appreciate that mate