trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Renton said: 6178 cases today, we're getting there tbf. Just over 3,000 on September 16th, 7 days ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21450 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 6 people out of about 50 I'm guessing have been made to self isolate. Shared kitchen, toilets etc. I bet its those dirty bastards from diagnostics.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42205 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 It’s the manky sitters you want to worry about, rubbing their virus laden hands all over the lavvy seats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, Renton said: Just been informed a member of our team has tested positive but they remain anonymous and not to worry unless I am specifically contacted. Ffs. My father in law’s colleague tested positive on Sunday and it was only today they contacted him to trace his contacts. Thankfully my FIL got tested on Monday and was negative but what’s the point in tracing if it’s going to take three fucking days for them to even begin the tracing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trooper 940 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 (edited) Whitty and Valance involved in measures Downing Street insisted that England’s chief medical officer Chris Whitty and chief scientific adviser Sir Patrick Vallance had been involved throughout the process of drawing up the package of measures. A Times report suggested Prof Whitty warned the package did not go far enough and England is likely to have to follow Scotland in imposing a ban on visiting between households. The Prime Minister’s official spokesman said he has seen “no remarks on that”. Edited September 23, 2020 by trooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 23, 2020 Author Share Posted September 23, 2020 44 minutes ago, ewerk said: Gemmill demands extermination of cows. I herd that on the news. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Bullshit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21450 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 5 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: I herd that on the moos. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 46 minutes ago, Renton said: I was a covid Cassandra more like. There's only one of us filling our pants presently. 44 minutes ago, Renton said: Just been informed a member of our team has tested positive but they remain anonymous and not to worry unless I am specifically contacted. Ffs. Shot, chaser. Within two minutes of being the covid tough guy you'd browned your nappy. Meanwhile all the schools across Gosforth have had outbreaks but teachers just need to suck it up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21450 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Shot, chaser. Within two minutes of being the covid tough guy you'd browned your nappy. Meanwhile all the schools across Gosforth have had outbreaks but teachers just need to suck it up. Hold on, I didn't specify whicj one of us was filling our pants, did I? Edited September 23, 2020 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 15 minutes ago, Renton said: ok, let's not milk it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Bullshit udder bullshit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9321 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 It was obviously his time, it was just a case of bovine intervention. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Autumn budget cancelled. I’m guessing that may mean some substantial economic intervention before the planned budget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42205 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 34 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: ok, let's not milk it I know, how dairy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42205 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 The End Times are upon us… https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-54272699 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 Denise Welch, Peter Ebdon, the homeless bloke claiming he’s buying SAFC and Nigel Farage all reckon there’s nowt to worry about so that’s reassuring 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42205 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 If you look up “rancid owld slapper” in the Oxford dictionary, it says Denise Welch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 CT’s fantasy shag iirc 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42205 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 At least it would be over quickly.… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32893 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 9 minutes ago, Alex said: CT’s fantasy shag iirc Forgot about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4723 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Alex said: CT’s fantasy shag iirc She's oozing...something 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15467 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Alex said: CT’s fantasy shag iirc Oozed sex appeal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21868 Posted September 23, 2020 Share Posted September 23, 2020 58 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Forgot about that. Unforgettable tbh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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