Coronavirus

[Christmas Tree 4840]

35 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Properly getting into wearing my mask now. Judging all the cunts that haven't got them on. It's given shopping trips an edge they've been sadly lacking. 

 

[Gemmill 46065]

Cheeky bastard. You best not put one on, people will be attacking you with spoons. 

[Sonatine 11556]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14059]

Old people, man. They simply cannot be trusted to do anything right.

[Alex 35595]

2 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

What a snowflake 

[NJS 4411]

I've left the house properly for the first time since the 4th of March and travelled into London to spend the weekend with my lass. The train was fine at this time of day as I'd planned but I walked from Liverpool Street to Barbican which stressed the fuck out of me due to the proportion of non-distancing cunts.

 

Hotels are a bit of a fuck on but they seem to have it sussed generally - I might see how the restaurant experience is later. 

[Kid Dynamite 7179]

To offer a bit of balance, I’ve spent 4 months working in a hospital full of COVID patients and sitting in an office full of people not wearing masks, and I’ve still not caught the fucker. Highly unlikely you will catch it bumping into someone in the street or standing next to someone in a shop 

[ewerk 31218]

Focus on the fact that you’re guaranteed to get your end away tonight, you massive fanny.  

[Isegrim 9906]

Wife and kid got tested negative by the way.

I don’t know what I shall do with all the bleach now. Am I still allowed to make my wife drink it?

[Monkeys Fist 43089]

Goes well with Gin. 

[Monkeys Fist 43089]

Had Ma Fist, and my brother and his family round this afternoon for a BBQ and drinks for my birthday. 
Really nice having some social interaction after so long… and some beers too. 
Got two casks from Northern Alchemy which went down well. 
If we all die of Lurgy, totally worth it 

[Rayvin 5302]

20 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Had Ma Fist, and my brother and his family round this afternoon for a BBQ and drinks for my birthday. 
Really nice having some social interaction after so long… and some beers too. 
Got two casks from Northern Alchemy which went down well. 
If we all die of Lurgy, totally worth it 

 

Happy Birthday mate! Enjoy.

[Gemmill 46065]

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple".  That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

[Tom 14013]

Fucking hell

Everytime one of these loons pops their head up I’m amazed they exist.

A lass on my Facebook reckons, Bill Gates made Covid in a Chinese lab to profit from the vaccine.

Same bloke who donated billions of his personal wealth to wipe out polio  

[Meenzer 15731]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple".  That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

 

Ask her where she learned the word "sheeple" from. Sounds a lot like mind control to me.

[Alex 35595]

59 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Ask her where she learned the word "sheeple" from. Sounds a lot like mind control to me.

It was fop

[Sonatine 11556]

45 minutes ago, Alex said:

It was fop

 

Speaking of him, it was the 10th anniversary of Raoul Moats rampage last week  

Edited July 12, 2020 by Sonatine

[Tom 14013]

RIP FOP

[Renton 22004]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple".  That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

 

If you do make it up with her, do a shit in her knickers drawer. A bit weird I know, but certainly appropriate. 

[Monkeys Fist 43089]

[Isegrim 9906]

6 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Started the day with an argument with my sister who says she won't be wearing a mask because it's all about "control" and making us "sheeple".  That got the response it deserved and I'm pretty sure she's now not speaking to me. 

Do you need some bleach?

[Gemmill 46065]

No covid antibodies detected. For those of you that ordered spunk shots, let me know if you still want them. 

[Christmas Tree 4840]

[Gemmill 46065]

I'm gonna take that as a cancellation. 

[Tom 14013]

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

No covid antibodies detected. For those of you that ordered spunk shots, let me know if you still want them. 

My mam had the same test had a confirmed case of Covid and she had no antibodies either. 

So maybe we’re all screwed forever