Coronavirus

[Rayvin 5186]

They already have won IMO. At least for another generation.

 

[Dr Gloom 21847]

this is far from over - even in those countries that seemed to have it relatively under control

 

 

[Gemmill 44498]

That's topping out at a hundred cases a day though. We've barely dropped below a thousand a day and are opening everything back up on the strength of it. The Aussies are in way better shape than us and yet they're locking back down. 

[Alex 34913]

I wonder which of the two are doing it right 

[Dr Gloom 21847]

45 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

That's topping out at a hundred cases a day though. We've barely dropped below a thousand a day and are opening everything back up on the strength of it. The Aussies are in way better shape than us and yet they're locking back down. 

Right, so we can all guess what our second spike is going to look like compared to theirs. 

[Renton 21393]

What's the weather like in Melbourne this time of year? I do fear what will happen here in winter. 

[Gemmill 44498]

On 06/07/2020 at 13:40, Gemmill said:

I've got an antibody test this week. If it comes back positive, I'll be selling spunk shots at a fiver a piece. Taking preorders now. 

 

24 hours left to take advantage of this exclusive offer. 

[Gemmill 44498]

Bolsonaro has tested positive. What a shame. 

[Dr Gloom 21847]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Bolsonaro has tested positive. What a shame. 

i know we shouldn't laugh at this sort of thing, but...

[Isegrim 9737]

11 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i know we shouldn't laugh at this sort of thing, but...

Now for the other clown...

(not my moaning wife fwiw)

[RobinRobin 11160]

11 hours ago, Renton said:

What's the weather like in Melbourne this time of year? I do fear what will happen here in winter. 

Depends on the time of day 

[Meenzer 15432]

 

 

"Eat Out to Help Out"

[ewerk 30371]

Another blow for your lot.

[Meenzer 15432]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Another blow for your lot.

 

Chance would be a fine thing

[Sonatine 11329]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

Going for a bank holiday Monday curry for my birthday thanks to these savings. Wow, what a government. Not like Team Nasty!!!

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

Whoops, CT got a hold of my account there.

[Tom 14011]

I hope it applies to takeaways.  

[Kid Dynamite 7009]

It's like a shit Daily Mail voucher. all the fucking conditions

 

Monday to Wednesday only

Soft drinks only

Max £10 pp

Subject to availability at selected restaurants

[Gemmill 44498]

The idea that anyone who was a bit hesitant about going out for a meal will be suddenly turned around by this £10 max horseshit as well. Government by gimmick. 

[Dr Gloom 21847]

A whole £10? Maybe I'll go to Maccy Ds. 

On my own

[Tom 14011]

You probably get a better deal with your meerkat vouchers tbh  

[Christmas Tree 4711]

There goes the 34 inches

 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

33 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

There goes the 3.4 inches

 

Mushroomed that for you. 

[Gemmill 44498]

Properly getting into wearing my mask now. Judging all the cunts that haven't got them on. It's given shopping trips an edge they've been sadly lacking.