Coronavirus

[Alex 34913]

20 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Coronavirus: PM's father Stanley Johnson criticised for lockdown trip to Greece https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-53266552

 

One rule for us…

His optician lives there 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

On 29/06/2020 at 21:48, Gemmill said:

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-53218704

 

Here China man, fuck off. 

China might be the least of our worries if whatever’s dropping Elephants jumps to humans. 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-53273361

 

Elephant flu - imagine how much snot we’ll be sneezing out with that fucker! 

[RobinRobin 11160]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

China might be the least of our worries if whatever’s dropping Elephants jumps to humans. 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-53273361

If someone's dropping elephants, they have taken Dumbo too seriously.

[Tom 14011]

21 hours ago, Sonatine said:

 

Fucking hell is that where Dr Who lives?

[Gemmill 44498]

 

 He's gonna go on telly tonight and tell everyone not to be daft. 

 

 

Edited July 3, 2020 by Gemmill

[Meenzer 15432]

Gyms can open in a couple of weeks too. Still no organised outdoor running though, that'd be dangerous. Spend your £££ and breathe in other people's recycled sweat instead.  

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

32 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 He's gonna go on telly tonight and tell everyone not to be daft. 

 

 

 

Ah yes, that traditional drinking time: 6 in the morning

[Tom 14011]

Maybe we’re playing Sunderland behind closed doors.

[Renton 21393]

17 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Ah yes, that traditional drinking time: 6 in the morning

It is at Spoons. 

[The Mighty Hog 508]

Got a letter through earlier this week from the Dept of Health & Social care, Imperial College London and Ipsos MORI asking if I'd take part in a study for Covid-19. They want to compare a Saliva test with the standard nose and throat swab. Anyone else heard of anything like that?

[The Fish 10779]

6 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

Got a letter through earlier this week from the Dept of Health & Social care, Imperial College London and Ipsos MORI asking if I'd take part in a study for Covid-19. They want to compare a Saliva test with the standard nose and throat swab. Anyone else heard of anything like that?

If only Wolfy or Parky were around to tell you exactly what 'THEY' want this information for really.

[sammynb 3353]

1 minute ago, The Fish said:

If only Wolfy or Parky were around to tell you exactly what 'THEY' want this information for really.

 

CIA's DNA database gets bigger and bigger with every swab!

[Tom 14011]

9 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

Got a letter through earlier this week from the Dept of Health & Social care, Imperial College London and Ipsos MORI asking if I'd take part in a study for Covid-19. They want to compare a Saliva test with the standard nose and throat swab. Anyone else heard of anything like that?

My friend had the same letter. 

You don’t get paid for it sadly. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3859]

9 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

Got a letter through earlier this week from the Dept of Health & Social care, Imperial College London and Ipsos MORI asking if I'd take part in a study for Covid-19. They want to compare a Saliva test with the standard nose and throat swab. Anyone else heard of anything like that?

I think it's so they can plant your DNA in Ghislane Maxwell's cell next to her raped and dismembered body.

[The Mighty Hog 508]

Just now, Tom said:

My friend had the same letter. 

You don’t get paid for it sadly. 

 

Nah, wasn't really expecting to. Signed up for it anyway, might help save humanity in the smallest way possible.

[Tom 14011]

There’s no way I’m sticking that thing back up my nose for free  

[The Mighty Hog 508]

3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I think it's so they can plant your DNA in Ghislane Maxwell's cell next to her raped and dismembered body.

 

Alreet Frankie Boyle, try and keep things light!

[Renton 21393]

You get paid for the ONS surveys, about 500 quid apparently. 

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

7 minutes ago, Tom said:

There’s no way I’m sticking that thing back up my nose for free  

[Tom 14011]

12 minutes ago, Renton said:

You get paid for the ONS surveys, about 500 quid apparently. 

How does one go about doing this survey?  

[Renton 21393]

5 minutes ago, Tom said:

How does one go about doing this survey?  

 

Random invite. A colleague is on it, it's for 12 months of testing mind, not a single test! 

[Tom 14011]

Oh right. That’s not worth £500.

I thought they were gonna ask me multiple choice questions about rats or something.

[Alex 34913]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

It is at Spoons. 

There will never be anything traditional about those god-forsaken shit holes 

[Alex 34913]

41 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I think it's so they can plant your DNA in Ghislane Maxwell's cell next to her raped and dismembered body.

The way your mind works btw    

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3859]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

The way your mind works btw    

I was going to add "and all over the spoon used to do it"