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[wykikitoon 19996]

All this bulk buying shite as all caused by lack of leadership by Bungle and his fucking cronies.

My father in law who is 71 this year and has recenty had a couple of health issues was at the pub last night for a couple of pints, but it's ok apparently as it was a quiet pub.

As for people going for a walk Gloom.  Isn't that ok?  Surly you cannot lock yourself away for months.

[Sonatine 11329]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That was in an early draft 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/episodictable.wordpress.com/2013/12/02/the-poetry-of-rick/amp/

 

Think it was in The Young Ones book too

 

[Monkeys Fist 42196]

Aye, that’s where that site lifted it from

 

[Monkeys Fist 42196]

1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said:

I'm all for buying chickens if it means I get to have sex with a 30 year old Felicity Kendal.

 

 

I wouldn’t kick Margot out either. 

[Monkeys Fist 42196]

Problems solved. 

 

Wykiki will have a nipsy like a polished marble 

[NJS 4375]

32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I wouldn’t kick Margot out either. 

Full leather mistress of pain get-up? 

[Renton 21440]

32 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

That was in an early draft 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/episodictable.wordpress.com/2013/12/02/the-poetry-of-rick/amp/

 

I mentioned last week about snapping my leg and being hospitalised in Austria for a week. 84 I think. This book was my only reading material and my only solace, it literally kept me sane. By some fucking weird coincidence, it was the only period in history when an Austrian band had a number one hit. One of the worst dirges in pop history, Opus "Life is life". They played it on a loop, non-fucking stop. The patients in the ward literally sang along to it, the cunts. It was the only English they knew as well. 

 

I'm obviously a europhile at heart but I fucking hate Austria with every cell of my body. They gave us Hitler, and they gave us Opus. Unforgivable. 

[Monkeys Fist 42196]

3 minutes ago, NJS said:

Full leather mistress of pain get-up? 

Naturally. 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

43 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

All this bulk buying shite as all caused by lack of leadership by Bungle and his fucking cronies.

My father in law who is 71 this year and has recenty had a couple of health issues was at the pub last night for a couple of pints, but it's ok apparently as it was a quiet pub.

As for people going for a walk Gloom.  Isn't that ok?  Surly you cannot lock yourself away for months.

I just joined them after much deliberation. Getting cabin fever after just a few days at home with the kids.

As for your last point, I think it’s only a matter of time until the government take that decision for us. 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

REVERSE FERRET!!!!

Edited March 15, 2020 by Dr Gloom

[Monkeys Fist 42196]

4 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I mentioned last week about snapping my leg and being hospitalised in Austria for a week. 84 I think. This book was my only reading material and my only solace, it literally kept me sane. By some fucking weird coincidence, it was the only period in history when an Austrian band had a number one hit. One of the worst dirges in pop history, Opus "Life is life". They played it on a loop, non-fucking stop. The patients in the ward literally sang along to it, the cunts. It was the only English they knew as well. 

 

I'm obviously a europhile at heart but I fucking hate Austria with every cell of my body. They gave us Hitler, and they gave us Opus. Unforgivable. 

You’re, understandably, forgetting this shit-tip of a song. 

 

[thebrokendoll 9152]

for the love of god don't post any links to conchita wurst.

[Renton 21440]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

You’re, understandably, forgetting this shit-tip of a song. 

 

I stand corrected. But that's a masterpiece compared with Opus. Mind, I'll give Austria a bonus point for Mozart.

[Dr Gloom 21868]

We are watching government uturn policy in real time 

[Meenzer 15466]

Austria's musical contribution to the world doesn't end there, folks!

 

 

[Renton 21440]

2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

We are watching government uturn policy in real time 

 

Can't be. I've never seen a tory government U turn. Or J69 be wrong. [Sorry Gemmill]

[ewerk 30405]

 

 

[Renton 21440]

Wife has returned from sainsbury's Heaton. Almost completely shopped out, including beer. Onlh cider left. My faith in mankind dwindles by the day. 

[Alex 34953]

21 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

 

He’s a cunt

[PaddockLad 17158]

Just wandered down to the local street corner type co-op. Lad behind the counter says they've had no bog roll for a week

 

 

[Renton 21440]

Bet he honks. 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Chaos on my local high street. The little corner shops have never done business like it. Was planning on making pizzas tonight - no flour anywhere 

[Alex 34953]

I’m sure CT will know of an alternative ingredient that works just as well 

[Monkeys Fist 42196]

30 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Just wandered down to the local street corner type co-op. Lad behind the counter says they've had no bog roll for a week

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, Renton said:

Bet he honks. 

[Monkeys Fist 42196]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

I’m sure CT will know of an alternative ingredient that works just as well 

 Bong pizzas are great.