Renton 21393 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Just now, NJS said: I'm not going anywhere anyway but I still don't see how it can even approach being useful without a fully functioning app. Is anyone even going to download this? I've lost to much faith and goodwill in the government to do so now. I wouldn't trust it to work or keep my data secure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13837 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 My flat mates antibody test was positive and our swab tests were negative but you better believe that I lied about how long the results took to get a week off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 For a number of reasons, the fuckin brass neck on this cunt though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 47 minutes ago, Renton said: I appreciate it's not proven antibodies provide protection, but its extremely likely in line with virtually every other contagious disease, for a period of a few months at least. If I am confirmed as having antibodies am I fuck self isolating on the word of an anonymous tracer saying I've been in close to an anonymous contact. You won't have retained any antibodies. Your immune system is like Bambi trying to walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 34 minutes ago, Renton said: Well exactly. It's common sense from now on. What do others think? If you receive a call from an anonymous tracer, are you going to abide by it? Bearing in mind you won't be offered a test and you are only legally entitled to SSP, for 14 days. And that after these 14 days, it could happen straight away again. I mean honestly, fuck that. Fucking right I am. I'm riding the self-isolation train as many times as I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Fucking right I am. I'm riding the self-isolation train as many times as I can. That's easy for you because: a) You're furloughed anyway and if not you'd be on full sickness pay. Nobody knows what you do or will notice if you dont do it anyway. c) You're a workshy shyster. I'm pretty sure a lot of work places wont be sympathetic to employees in this situation. I'd be forced to get a test and stay working most probably if the test was negative. That option isn't available to everyone though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44495 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I'm not furloughed dickwad. You don't furlough this. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30369 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Why has it taken them so long to figure this out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Why has it taken them so long to figure this out? They’ve been scrutinising their contracts with their mates’ companies (that have “won” virus-related work)to make sure they get paid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Went to Aldi last night. It was quite quiet but of the 20 or so other people in there that came in and out plus the staff there was me and one other person wearing a mask. The rest of the world seemed to have realised it was a good idea weeks ago but there seems to have only just dawned upon our glorious leaders. Also the 15th is a week and a half away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The app won't be ready until September now. Just 8n time for the second wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 The Tories' relationship with the phrase "by the end of the week" is eerily reminiscent of NUFC takeover ITKs 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34912 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 Just thinking about public transport. Virtually all the metro stations are unmanned and at most of the stations you can easily get on without buying a ticket. Can’t see the face mask thing being very easy to enforce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Just thinking about public transport. Virtually all the metro stations are unmanned and at most of the stations you can easily get on without buying a ticket. Can’t see the face mask thing being very easy to enforce They’ll create a task force for masks. The Mask Force. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3242 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: They’ll create a task force for masks. The Mask Force. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: I was also going to say “how long before there’s designer fashion masks?”, but I’m way too late for that. https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/stylish-face-masks-to-shop-now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I actually enjoy wearing a mask, got a few now. This is my favourite, keeps the aisles free for you in the supermarket. The sunglasses combo isn't great though as they steam up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 I find myself touching my face more throughout the day to adjust my uncomfortable mask. Surely that's a bad thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, Renton said: I actually enjoy wearing a mask, got a few now. This is my favourite, keeps the aisles free for you in the supermarket. Aye, same here. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted June 4, 2020 Author Share Posted June 4, 2020 FUCKING IDIOTS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21393 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye, same here. Brain doesn't compute. What demographic is that monstrosity aimed at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 11 minutes ago, Renton said: Brain doesn't compute. What demographic is that monstrosity aimed at? Pussy Boys, says it right there on the box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 2 hours ago, Renton said: Brain doesn't compute. What demographic is that monstrosity aimed at? Clearly it’s for a straight man/gay man relationship. You get to imagine you’re fucking a vagina whilst he gets a mouthful of cock. Win/Win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted June 4, 2020 Share Posted June 4, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Clearly it’s for a straight man/gay man relationship. You get to imagine you’re fucking a vagina whilst he gets a mouthful of cock. Win/Win What if his Mrs. has one of these? Spoiler Perfectly innocent explanation 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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