TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Crack on. I hope your worst fears are realised if it will allow you a nice big “I told you so” His coronavirus equivalent of I hope we get relegated so you can all celebrate schtick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Anyway, I work in A&E 40hrs pw, and I’m married to a nurse practitioner who works in a different A&E 40hrs pw so if any fucker is going to catch it on here it will be me! Bollocks, if you worked for the NHS you’d have mentioned it before now. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 48 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I was in Tesco first thing and it was bedlam. Felt a right cunt sidling up to a shelf stacking lass and saying "have you any idea where the chia seeds are?". It's a good laugh like. I can't understand why people are going so mad for toilet roll mind The staff must be losing their minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 11 minutes ago, Alex said: Bollocks, if you worked for the NHS you’d have mentioned it before now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Tip: Buy chickens. 4 for £20 at most places, canny pets for the kids during lockdown and fresh eggs every morning. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Best idea he’s had since he suggested NUST buy a pub. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42203 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, Alex said: Best idea he’s had since he suggested NUST buy a pub. I can just imagine his poor young kids, sitting watching 4 frozen chickens slowly rotting in the garden. “ Daaa-aaad, when will they start making eggs?” Edit; the average going rate for a ready-to-lay chicken is between £15-20 each. Whoever sold the Tory Tit four for £20 obviously saw him coming and sold him some budgies with red Haribos glued on their heads. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11329 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 At that price, the fuckers probably have bird flu 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted March 14, 2020 Author Share Posted March 14, 2020 https://time.com/5803206/france-spain-lockdown-coronavirus/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4713 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 https://www.itv.com/news/2020-03-14/elderly-to-be-quarantined-for-four-months-in-wartime-style-mobilisation-to-combat-coronavirus/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21450 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: https://www.itv.com/news/2020-03-14/elderly-to-be-quarantined-for-four-months-in-wartime-style-mobilisation-to-combat-coronavirus/ This is what we need now, I'm delighted if the government are waiting for the optimal time to do this. And I'm fucking terrified. This is going to cause more social and economic damage than anything since WW2. Ironically a lot of gammons are in the front line now. Let's see how they cope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just got the information that we’ll basically shut down until April 20th. Don’t know if it’s back to normal service then or just to celebrate Adolf’s birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4713 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 16 minutes ago, Renton said: This is what we need now, I'm delighted if the government are waiting for the optimal time to do this. And I'm fucking terrified. This is going to cause more social and economic damage than anything since WW2. Ironically a lot of gammons are in the front line now. Let's see how they cope. Classy, I’m not sure the virus cares which way an oap voted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9741 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Christmas Tree said: Classy, I’m not sure the virus cares which way an oap voted. Unless it’s Priti Patel as her repulsiveness does make even viruses sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42203 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Classy, I’m not sure the virus cares which way an oap voted. Now you suddenly care about others? Fuck right off man. 5 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21450 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, Christmas Tree said: Classy, I’m not sure the virus cares which way an oap voted. It doesn't of course, but it's got a huge propensity of attacking a certain demographic who generally have a "gammon" viewpoint. My parents are just as likely to be victims of course, and they are massive europhiles. This is exactly the time I'd like Europe to act cooperatively. And for the US to have retained its pandemic response team. But Breixuters like you and nationalistic cretins like Trump have ripped up the hard fought protocols we had. You voted for it, own it. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 7 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Classy, I’m not sure the virus cares which way an oap voted. To change tangent slightly, perhaps people should consider this- If this government is willing to sacrifice people who (broadly speaking) are within a demographic where they have huge support, then what the fuck else would they do unchecked? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 At the risk of being seen at attempting to ‘score points’. This policy does seem to be aimed at getting the whole thing over with quickly rather than saving as many lives as we can? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gemmill 44561 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 The bickering on here is fucking off the charts ridiculous at the minute. Can we stop blaming people on here for the shit that's going on? It's gonna be a shit enough year, loads of awful stuff is gonna happen, people on here are possibly going to lose older family members. If there are people to be enraged with about that, I'm pretty sure none of them are posting on here. Basically let's not be cunts. Come on here to get away from the unpleasantness, not to perpetuate it. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42203 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 51 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The bickering on here is fucking off the charts ridiculous at the minute. Can we stop blaming people on here for the shit that's going on? It's gonna be a shit enough year, loads of awful stuff is gonna happen, people on here are possibly going to lose older family members. If there are people to be enraged with about that, I'm pretty sure none of them are posting on here. Basically let's not be cunts. Come on here to get away from the unpleasantness, not to perpetuate it. That’s not what you said fourteen pages ago. Would you like me to quote and dissect you, or shall we just agree that I’m right and , as ever, you’re talking out of your hoop? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: That’s not what you said fourteen pages ago. Would you like me to quote and dissect you, or shall we just agree that I’m right and , as ever, you’re talking out of your hoop? Fuck you coronaface! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted March 15, 2020 Share Posted March 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: The bickering on here is fucking off the charts ridiculous at the minute. Can we stop blaming people on here for the shit that's going on? It's gonna be a shit enough year, loads of awful stuff is gonna happen, people on here are possibly going to lose older family members. If there are people to be enraged with about that, I'm pretty sure none of them are posting on here. Basically let's not be cunts. Come on here to get away from the unpleasantness, not to perpetuate it. All I wanted to do is talk about my beloved coronavirus... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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