Coronavirus

[wykikitoon 19980]

Here the cunt is

[Gemmill 44498]

I reckon he's gonna cry. 

[Dr Gloom 21847]

he's wearing a shirt

[wykikitoon 19980]

No resignation then

[wykikitoon 19980]

Who's playing the violin

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

He could have tucked his shirt in.

[Gemmill 44498]

The Downing Street goat needs to shut the fuck up. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

I like this soundtrack that sounds a bit like the noise that is ringing through Johnson’s head on a daily basis.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

I've had to turn it off, that noise is nearly as annoying as him.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

Is that noise a ploy to distract from people picking apart his statement?  

[Monkeys Fist 42129]

Proper sob story this 

[Gemmill 44498]

Cottaging. Dirty cunt. 

[wykikitoon 19980]

Fuck me.

Taking is for mugs  

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Has he left yet?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

“I was simply heading to my father’s farm to isolate in one of the 4 houses on the property. I’m sure you can all relate to that”

[Gemmill 44498]

Longer than his blog posts this. Fuck off slapheed. 

[Rayvin 5186]

This is coming across as fairly reasonable to me tbh. At least insofar as your average person is concerned.

[Gemmill 44498]

 

 

[Gemmill 44498]

Just now, Rayvin said:

This is coming across as fairly reasonable to me tbh. At least insofar as your average person is concerned.

 

All perfectly reasonable other than the simple fact that as soon as they showed symptoms they shouldn't have left the house.

 

And we're not even onto Barnard Castle yet. Should get to that around 7pm at this rate. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13837]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

This is coming across as fairly reasonable to me tbh. At least insofar as your average person is concerned.

If people can’t see through this for the bollocks it is, then they want their head read. He sounds about as believable as me when I pretend I’m actually excited about going to the match

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3859]

So if you think you have a good reason then the rules don’t count.

[Rayvin 5186]

You have more faith in the average person than I do, clearly.

[wykikitoon 19980]

He didnt stop at Barnard Castle.  I hope someone has a photo of him.

[Alex 34913]

I think it might be dangerous to drive so I’ll drive for 30 minutes just to check 

[wykikitoon 19980]

His kid needed a piss so his wife played with him