Coronavirus

[trophyshy 7083]

Grotesque. Off with their heads. 

[Alex 35095]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Its because these posh cunts love their kids more than us plebs. Even the ones they don't acknowledge exist. 

And the ones they don’t see for months when they’re at boarding school 

[Isegrim 9796]

8 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Its because these posh cunts love their kids more than us plebs. Even the ones they don't acknowledge exist. 

Rich kids goods, plebs’ relatives meh

[ewerk 30630]

First question from the public: ‘How are you working with other countries on this?’

 

Aye, because that’s the question on everyone’s lips right now. 

[wykikitoon 20198]

Penny with the first question.  Fuck all about Cummings. Surprise, surprise.

[Alex 35095]

Ask us anything as long as it’s not about the boss 

Edited May 24, 2020 by Alex

[ewerk 30630]

No killer questions yet.

[Alex 35095]

Defending the indefensible here. 

[ewerk 30630]

Sidestepped the question about Barnard Castle.

[Tdansmith 3259]

 Q.."did you approve that trip ? "

A, waffle blah dither waffle waffle dither waffle 

[StrayMackemNutter 0]

Back benchers want shot of him but i think this is just a lot of fuss over nothing and will be forgotten by tomorrow.

[Dr Gloom 21939]

He’s gone full Trump 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13882]

My flatmate has had a positive test though it seems like he’s asymptomatic. What’s the crack there then? Does he just stay in his room and wipe everything down in the kitchen after he uses it? Or do I need to get myself down for a brain swab even though I feel fine?

[Alex 35095]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

My flatmate has had a positive test though it seems like he’s asymptomatic. What’s the crack there then? Does he just stay in his room and wipe everything down in the kitchen after he uses it? Or do I need to get myself down for a brain swab even though I feel fine?

I would get tested 

[Dr Gloom 21939]

2 minutes ago, StrayMackemNutter said:

Back benchers want shot of him but i think this is just a lot of fuss over nothing and will be forgotten by tomorrow.

Who the fuck is this cunt? 

[ewerk 30630]

2 minutes ago, StrayMackemNutter said:

Back benchers want shot of him but i think this is just a lot of fuss over nothing and will be forgotten by tomorrow.

Aye but you’re a massive cunt though.

[Howmanheyman 33267]

Just now, Dr Gloom said:

Who the fuck is this cunt? 

Major Major. (In full effect).

[Ayatollah Hermione 13882]

1 minute ago, Alex said:

I would get tested 

Sake. He’s nothing but an inconvenience this kid.

 

How I’ll get to IKEA without a car is another question.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

28 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I've been for a walk and thought about this.... I think Johnson knew about Cummings wanderings & gave it the green light. That means if Cummings is forced out its curtains for Johnson too 

 

The only plausible explanation for that utter shit that the entitled, blabbering silly cunt has just declared.

[Alex 35095]

4 minutes ago, StrayMackemNutter said:

Back benchers want shot of him but i think this is just a lot of fuss over nothing and will be forgotten by tomorrow.

Whereas you’ll be in league one for at least another year. 

[Rayvin 5223]

Johnson must be fucking desperate to keep Cummings if this is what we're being served up.

 

Well, seems like nothing will happen whatsoever. Accountability simply doesn't exist.

[ewerk 30630]

Ed Davies was on before the briefing saying that Cummings has family in London. If he does then why was that not brought up by the journos?

[Ayatollah Hermione 13882]

5 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

My flatmate has had a positive test though it seems like he’s asymptomatic. What’s the crack there then? Does he just stay in his room and wipe everything down in the kitchen after he uses it? Or do I need to get myself down for a brain swab even though I feel fine?

Having said this, he reckons it was a blood test so he might have had it and recovered? I’ll take the two weeks off again, like

[Alex 35095]

Just now, Rayvin said:

Johnson must be fucking desperate to keep Cummings if this is what we're being served up.

 

Well, seems like nothing will happen whatsoever. Accountability simply doesn't exist.

I think PL is probably right. Cummings is enough of a megalomaniac and has enough power to turn around to his bitch Johnson and tell him that if he goes he’ll tell everyone he did what he did with the PM’s blessing 

[Isegrim 9796]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Sake. He’s nothing but an inconvenience this kid.

 

How I’ll get to IKEA without a car is another question.

Just ask Dom to pick you up.