Coronavirus

[Tdansmith 3247]

Premier League and EFL to be suspended until the 3rd april 

Edited March 13, 2020 by Tdansmith

[ewerk 30409]

Ireland vs UK

 

[Renton 21450]

59 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

4 weeks self-isolating in a big old house in the lake district sounds like bliss right about now 

 

I'm checking prices. If the schools do shut its top of my priorities at Easter, if I can afford it. 

[Renton 21450]

40 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

 Gemmill's theory about orgies is probably bang on. 

[ewerk 30409]

Surely now is the time for the club to get a diagnosed coronavirus to come into the training ground and tongue kiss every one of our players to give them the virus and get it over with during the suspension?

[Meenzer 15467]

 

 

[Kid Dynamite 7012]

If he thinks the Italian public are using this for time off work, wait until he sees what happens in the UK

[Tdansmith 3247]

NUFC still in the FA Cup in april 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

Just now, Tdansmith said:

NUFC still in the FA Cup in april 

every cloud 

[Dr Gloom 21868]

we'll never know now if this was destined to be our year. 

poor liverpool 

[Howmanheyman 32893]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

The method seems to be to acknowledge that people are too stupid to shut themselves away longer term. How about we have separate advice for the intelligent that can see beyond being a bit bored in the house. 

"Couldn't do 7 days, went out on day 4 and group hugged all at Slimming world instead then coughed all over the pub carvery on day 5, limited my coughing to people on pub night for day 6."

 

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42205]

13 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

"Couldn't do 7 days, went out on day 4 and group hugged all at Slimming world instead then coughed all over the pub carvery on day 5, limited my coughing to people on pub night for day 6."

 

 

 

 

“I’ll be fine as I don’t even drink Corona.”

 

[ewerk 30409]

 

[PaddockLad 17165]

Understand things are hard in Italy like but 😭

[Gemmill 44561]

June is when they reckon it'll peak. These fucking hipsters really want you to prove that you like your vinyl. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

Starting to consider admitting that it might get canny bad due to the official response but I will never admit defeat. Not in the face of any killer death flu.

[Renton 21450]

Bolsonaro has tested positive after having dinner with Trump. If of these fuckers died from it I might start believing in God again.

 

[Howmanheyman 32893]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“I’ll be fine as I don’t even drink Corona.”

 

"Guys! Guys! I think this is the time we can finally say I've got the hang of this dieting lark! I've lost almost a stone in less than a week! It's the closest I've been to fitting in 32" jeans in 30 years! It's called the 'Corona diet!......Guys, Guys! Where you going?"

[Monkeys Fist 42205]

Just had a letter from my daughters school saying,

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The advice for people who are currently self-isolating following return from an affected country is that they can now stop this and are free to return to their normal day to day activities.

Someone showed them the cost of doing it properly on Wednesday night, didn’t they? 
 

Checked the govt. site and it seems that they have, indeed, changed their minds, you don’t need to lock yourself away for 14 days after returning from Lurgyville, just wash your hands, sing a song, tum tee tum, lovely weather, isn’t it? 

Someone showed them the cost of doing it properly on Wednesday night, didn’t they? 

[Tdansmith 3247]

3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 Lurgyville,

 

[Isegrim 9741]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Bolsonaro has tested positive after having dinner with Trump. If of these fuckers died from it I might start believing in God again.

 

Kharma!

[Isegrim 9741]

Stuttgart, where I work, has closed all pubs, clubs, museums, cinemas and brothels until further notice. Happy times...

[wykikitoon 19998]

Poor Suzi Wong

[Dr Gloom 21868]

19 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Kharma!

He was a coronavirus sceptic a few days ago wasn’t he? Ironic 

 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]