Coronavirus

[The Fish 10858]

19 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Someone's not getting their champagne enema this year...... 

I'll give you a concrete enema

[Toonpack 9445]

46 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Had our Christmas do yesterday. Started at 2pm, bar was shit, food was shit, people started leaving around 4pm and there's only about 10 people in the team anyway, my train back wasn't until 6pm so me and the boss were the last there. He went to his hotel and I ended up sitting in the pub on my own at Euston station for about an hour. They wouldn't do it on a Friday because some arseholes think "the trains are too busy". These aren't people with kids or owt, just miseries who want to get back to their fucking cats or something. 

 

Utterly fucking pointless. 

 

 

Cunts.

 

I had a serious double take in that, first read it as "me and the boss were last there, we went back to his hotel"

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

49 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I'll give you a concrete enema

Set or freshly poured? 
 

Details make the difference dahling, details. 

[wykikitoon 20204]

[RobinRobin 11287]

14 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Wife put "Strictly" on again? 

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gqr5lrpwxo
 

Get ready for the Monkey Pox Lockdown shenanigans- let’s see if Labour are quicker off the mark than the previous money-grubbing death mongers. 

[Howmanheyman 33267]

11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gqr5lrpwxo
 

Get ready for the Monkey Pox Lockdown shenanigans- let’s see if Labour are quicker off the mark than the previous money-grubbing death mongers. 

 

I'll be keeping well clear of you, then! 

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

Wonder if I’ll be immune? 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3900]

Mpox, which was previously known as monkeypox, is transmitted through close contact, such as sex, skin-to-skin contact and talking or breathing close to another person.

 

 

There’s a big fucking difference between sex and breathing close to another person.

 

[wykikitoon 20204]

1 minute ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

Mpox, which was previously known as monkeypox, is transmitted through close contact, such as sex, skin-to-skin contact and talking or breathing close to another person.

 

 

There’s a big fucking difference between sex and breathing close to another person.

 

Not if you're a mackem

[Howmanheyman 33267]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Wonder if I’ll be immune? 

 

 

You probably started it ya filthy animal! 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13884]

Bring on the monkey pox lockdown. Will we all need to wear hazmat suits to leave the house?

[Monkeys Fist 42460]

1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

There’s a big fucking difference between sex and breathing close to another person.

 

 

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Not if you're a mackem

Or if one person isn’t breathing…

…anymore. 
 

 

[RobinRobin 11287]

9 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gqr5lrpwxo
 

Get ready for the Monkey Pox Lockdown shenanigans- let’s see if Labour are quicker off the mark than the previous money-grubbing death mongers. 

[The Fish 10858]

[NJS 4389]

I've got fucking Covid again - bastard. 

[Gemmill 44947]

Ah shitter. Bad one or a light dose? 

[NJS 4389]

Like a really extreme cold - all symptoms exaggerated. I haven't really slept since I woke up at about 4am on Thursday shivering like a malaria victim. 

 

 

[Gemmill 44947]

Oof, well make sure if you're fucked all weekend that you take those days back from work, starting Monday. 

[NJS 4389]

I had to do a release on Thursday so struggled through. Logged on for a hour yesterday to check the load then fucked it off. 

[Holden McGroin 6602]

19 hours ago, NJS said:

I had to do a release on Thursday so struggled through. Logged on for a hour yesterday to check the load then fucked it off. 

Am I the only one that got turned on by this?

 

 

[RobinRobin 11287]

2 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

Am I the only one that got turned on by this?

 

 

[Isegrim 9798]

Picked it up in London a couple of days ago. Feeling ok though, only had one mildly rough day on Thursday. Wife and kid got it too.

[RobinRobin 11287]

14 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Picked it up in London a couple of days ago. Feeling ok though, only had one mildly rough day on Thursday. Wife and kid got it too.

New Government, more caring sharing Britain  

[The Fish 10858]

21 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Picked it up in London a couple of days ago. Feeling ok though, only had one mildly rough day on Thursday. Wife and kid got it too.

When are you going to take the hint? Brexit means Brexit!