Coronavirus

[Howmanheyman 33234]

On 17/01/2023 at 09:33, Meenzer said:

I see Right Said Fred are [checks notes] defibrillator truthers now.

 

At least the replies are entertaining...

 

 

 

On 17/01/2023 at 16:04, Monkeys Fist said:

That could be the first line of their next Top 500 hit. 

 

🎶

.....Defibrillators on the street and outside schools,

I said, that's infowars mate,

That's infowars mate,

La la la la la la la la la 

La la la la la la la la lahh 🎵

 

 

[Meenzer 15531]

Couple of chords too many for the Freds, that one.

[Howmanheyman 33234]

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Couple of chords too many for the Freds, that one.

 

I'd have thought so too but if only they knew how far they got towards doing a song writing thingy? 

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

Chords don’t exist. It’s a hoax by Big Music to make people take notes. 

[ewerk 30616]

There must be a new super strain going about because I’ve finally succumbed to the dreaded plague.

 

Went skiing last Sunday and started to feel under the weather on Friday. Just cold symptoms, nothing out of the ordinary. Got home today and thought I’d do a test just to be sure before seeing the family and finally got the dreaded double red line.

 

So after a week on holiday I have to spend a few days in isolation while still being fit enough to enjoy a beer. It’s an absolute result tbh.

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

On 17/01/2023 at 09:33, Meenzer said:

I see Right Said Fred are [checks notes] defibrillator truthers now.

 

At least the replies are entertaining...

 

 

Tell me Debbie, what was it about the COVID ravaged patients that convinced you it was the vaccine to blame for their health issues...? 

[Blastronaut 1333]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

after a week on holiday I have to spend a few days in isolation while still being fit enough to enjoy a beer. It’s an absolute result tbh.

 

Result indeed. Sounds more enjoyable than the skiing if you ask me.

 

I've somehow still avoided it. Fuck knows how. Missus and all four kids have had it, sake for my extended family and my main social circle all got it pretty fucking bad at a party I also attended. Guessing I've had it and was one of the lucky fuckers that was either symptomless or wrote off the symptoms as the usual mild to moderate hangover.

[Isegrim 9777]

Great. Knowing my luck I won’t be alive to enjoy winning the cup as I just caught the damn thing again.

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

47 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

Knowing my luck I won’t be alive

Just inject some disinfectant man. 

[Meenzer 15531]

Just tested positive! My second time around the block (knowingly, anyway).

 

@Isegrim, if I had it before Sunday and have given it to you, I'm sorry. Whereas if I got it at the pub on Sunday (which seems more likely) then I blame NUFC for making me actually leave the house for a change.  

[trooper 940]

As suspected by a lot of people

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64806903

[Isegrim 9777]

3 hours ago, Meenzer said:

Just tested positive! My second time around the block (knowingly, anyway).

 

@Isegrim, if I had it before Sunday and have given it to you, I'm sorry. Whereas if I got it at the pub on Sunday (which seems more likely) then I blame NUFC for making me actually leave the house for a change.  

As I only had it about three weks ago it seems rather unlikely that I caught it again. Otherwise my burps and farts probably have infected a whole train.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

covid schmovid tbh 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Just tested positive for this fucker. What a throwback 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Just tested positive for this fucker. What a throwback 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Hark at this one getting snippy. I’ll remember this next time you’re fucking prattling on about hill climbs and kale sandwiches or whatever other nonsense you think will keep you from the early release of death 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hark at this one getting snippy. I’ll remember this next time you’re fucking prattling on about hill climbs and kale sandwiches or whatever other nonsense you think will keep you from the early release of death 

its 2023, no one gives a shit if you catch covid anymore 

 

[Isegrim 9777]

How is Russell Brand, did you say?

[RobinRobin 11281]

11 hours ago, Isegrim said:

How is Russell Brand, did you say?

One down ... 

[Renton 21627]

I knew Johnson was our Trump, but not this much our Trump.

 

 

Well worth a read, I think this Inquiry is going to be very bad for the tories. This is my favourite, if only he had got the go ahead for this.

 

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"Please confirm whether in March 2020 (or around that period), you suggested to senior civil servants and advisors that you be injected with Covid-19 on television to demonstrate to the public that it did not pose a threat?"

 

[NJS 4386]

First day back in the office after having Covid last week (though I was able to WFH) and I get a text offering me a vaccine booster. 

 

Excellent timing Mr NHS... 

[sammynb 3355]

Five shots in and looks like I'm on my second go, thundercunts!

[The Fish 10857]

Could only get my flu and COVID boosters at the same time. Nurse was too much of a COWARD to give me anything else.

[Renton 21627]

Here's what puzzling me. Given its now proven Johnson wanted to let old people die to save the economy, why the fuck do the geriatric Daily Mail crowd still love him? Surely nobody can be this stupid? 

 

 

[ewerk 30616]