catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Alex said: Aye. And you woke me up in the middle of the night I was wrestling with a shit-covered man and bum dialled you! That’s what you get for being first in my phone list 😂 I had to send 3 apologetic texts that next morning. Mortified 🥺 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, catmag said: I was wrestling with a shit-covered man and bum dialled you! That’s what you get for being first in my phone list 😂 I had to send 3 apologetic texts that next morning. Mortified 🥺 When you explained the circumstances I did the right thing and decided to delete the voice mail rather than listening to it first Edited November 2, 2022 by Alex 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Alex said: When you explained the circumstances I did the right thing and decided to delete the voice mail rather than listening to it first I can guarantee it would me shouting “Nooooooooooo!!!!” as said man stood up and unleashed a torrent of sewage across my shoes, scrubs and floor. I had my fave Jimmy Anderson socks on too. Poor Jimmy 😢 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Actually when it happened I looked at my phone, somehow managed to compute you’d accidentally rang me in nightshift then rolled over and was asleep in less than 30 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 16 minutes ago, Alex said: Aye. And you woke me up in the middle of the night I just assumed you were the bloke with the constant diarrhea when I saw this response. Hope you're doing better soon Cath. First 4 days were the worst for me, but def take it easy even when you think you're feeling better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 8 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I just assumed you were the bloke with the constant diarrhea when I saw this response. Aye same, I added a laugh reaction and everything 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6583 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 yeah I thought he went for a Dad-joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 He wouldn't remember if he had by the sound of things, bless him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 27 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I just assumed you were the bloke with the constant diarrhea when I saw this response. Hope you're doing better soon Cath. First 4 days were the worst for me, but def take it easy even when you think you're feeling better. Thanks. I think the fevers have stopped and now just feel fluey and wiped out. Work rules say I have to go back if negative on days 5&6 which is unlikely. I’m definitely off til at least a week today unless still testing positive next Wed. Having not had it until now it’s made me extremely grateful for the vaccine and boosters that I’ve had. And also reflect on seeing so many patients die at the beginning. It’s quite surreal ☹️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Sorry Cath, but the shit fountain posts have had me snort-laughing ( Other than your Covid results, that’s a proper bastid). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 46 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I just assumed you were the bloke with the constant diarrhea when I saw this response. Hope you're doing better soon Cath. First 4 days were the worst for me, but def take it easy even when you think you're feeling better. Aye. That was the joke, dickhead 👍🏻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 12 minutes ago, catmag said: Thanks. I think the fevers have stopped and now just feel fluey and wiped out. Work rules say I have to go back if negative on days 5&6 which is unlikely. I’m definitely off til at least a week today unless still testing positive next Wed. Having not had it until now it’s made me extremely grateful for the vaccine and boosters that I’ve had. And also reflect on seeing so many patients die at the beginning. It’s quite surreal ☹️ If you're not well enough to work, it doesn't matter what the test results. Tell them to FUCK OFF! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Hope you're doing OK Cath. Knocked me off my feet for about 4-5 days but lethargy has seemed to hang around longer than that. Definitely needs more time that you think it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 At the Freeman they’ve told staff who’ve tested positive they can go in if they aren’t symptomatic. As long as they wear a mask. Really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Alex said: Aye. That was the joke, dickhead 👍🏻 I think you need to reflect on the confused messaging that has caused distress for THREE esteemed board members, Mr Shitey Arse! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: I think you need to reflect on the confused messaging that has caused distress for THREE esteemed board members, Mr Shitey Arse! Well she did really accidentally phone me but she already knew that, therefore I made the reply so it would look like I was the one who’d shat his pants and gave Cath the lurgy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: If you're not well enough to work, it doesn't matter what the test results. Tell them to FUCK OFF! There’s a first time for everything and this might just be it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 5 minutes ago, Alex said: At the Freeman they’ve told staff who’ve tested positive they can go in if they aren’t symptomatic. As long as they wear a mask. Really. What the fuck? Mask-wearing is still mandatory at our place in all clinical areas as standard. That’s madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Just now, catmag said: What the fuck? Mask-wearing is still mandatory at our place in all clinical areas as standard. That’s madness. My lass has started a community post now but some former colleagues told her. I think mask-wearing’s compulsory again anyway (it wasn’t for a good while). They stopped testing new admissions ages ago too. You’d be well pleased if you are a relative was in and they were letting staff they knew were covid positive looking after them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 Yeah we only test new admissions if symptomatic but there’s been a few slipped through the net that have caused havoc once confirmed. I get that we have to live with it but also need to limit the spread amongst the most clinically vulnerable. And poor anaesthetic nurses who get roped into helping on wards when they’re short-staffed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21622 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, catmag said: I was wrestling with a shit-covered man and bum[med] you! My only contribution is that some people would pay good money to see that. Edited November 2, 2022 by Renton 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted November 2, 2022 Share Posted November 2, 2022 44 minutes ago, Renton said: My only contribution is that some people would pay good money to see that. And yet, I’m the one with the reputation … 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11268 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: And yet, I’m the one with the reputation … Completely justified, I may say 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11268 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 (edited) 16 hours ago, Holden McGroin said: I know loads of people that dodged it first/second time around and have got it recently. All been wiped out for a week as well. Something to look forward to for those as yet unaffected (yes, Gemmill, in Hobbiton ) Edited November 3, 2022 by RobinRobin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21921 Posted November 3, 2022 Share Posted November 3, 2022 Apparently there’s this new turbocharged flu doing the rounds which will be a bigger concern than covid this winter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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